Played a match that was by far the most diverse I have ever been in. Diverse is a good thing...right? In my opinion, there are so many wrong things about the combat in this match I had to make some fun out of it just to keep my sanity. There's no shaming here (nobody specifically called out), I even took a jab at myself for my terrible contribution to this match.
Notable Heroes:
Green
The Torugswolves Brothers
Two fierce wolves exploiting damage health enchants that proc on every light attack bleed.
The Mystery Guest
A late entry into a match that is nearly over with (thank the heavens for this queue).
Purple
Frostplar the Defiler
Spams Frost Wall of Elements, Shards, and Dark Flare to rack up stupid damage but still can't get a kill.
Snipeblade the Useless
Excellent at keeping a spot in the back nice and warm spamming Snipe.
Petsorc the Killstealer
The hero of the team, a real closer with a nice finishing move.
Red
Guardplar the Master of Time
Keeps that red beam running while spamming Time Stop.
Healbot the Last Hero
Block, heal, mist, repeat.
Senor Spin-to-Winsome
An up and coming solo Spin-to-Win amateur.