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I WROTE A SONG ABOUT NECROMANCY A LONG TIME AGO...

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First off....OMG, NECROMANCER CLASS!!!? REALLY? WOOOOOOWWWWW. I've been dreaming of the day that Zos would put in a Necromancer class since launch!!!

So yeah, I wrote a song about Necromancy in Eso.

It's called "Skeevers back"

I'm bringing Skeevers back. The Draughers don't know how to act. I think it's Necromancy behind your back, so trurn around for a heavy sack. Dirty blades, you see these shackles baby I'm your slave. I'll let you summon me if I misbehave, it's just no one makes me feel this way. Come here, noob, come to the back, VIP, trash pots on me. You see who you're casting with, damn, look at those gifts, you make me smile, go head, child, and get your Necromancy on!


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  • MartiniDaniels
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    Bilbo and Gollum will endorse this song for sure :D
  • VvwvenomwvV
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    Lol, Justin Timberlake may not....
  • FrancisCrawford
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    Guild Wars had some necromancy songs. In particular, they had four necromancy carols.

    https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Caroler_of_Grenth

    "Deathly chills, deathly chills..."
    "all on Wintersday..."
    "Oh what fun it is to Hex, and raise minions while you slay. Hey!"
    "Dashing through the gates..."
    "Our opponents we will slay..."
    "To the flag stand we go..."
    "Laughing all the way, ha ha ha!"
    "Our hexed foes how they'll die..."
    "Making minions rise..."
    "Oh what fun it is to kill another Guild Lord tonight!"


    "We wish you a frigid winter, we wish you a frigid winter..."
    "We wish you a frigid winter, and a curse-ed next year..."
    "Cold tidings we bring to you and your kin..."
    "Cold tidings for winter and a curse-ed next year..."
    "Oh bring us some rotting corpses, oh bring us some rotting corpses..."
    "Oh bring us some rotting corpses and a sacrificed deer..."
    "We won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some..."
    "We won't go until we get some, so bring it right now..."
    "We wish you a frigid winter, we wish you a frigid winter..."
    "We wish you a frigid winter, and a curse-ed next year."
  • VvwvenomwvV
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    0.0 lol, wow...that's awesome!
  • stimpy986b14_ESO
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    I wrote a "let it go" parody years ago exploring the idea of Elsa having necromantic powers instead of ice powers. I don't remember the entire song but the chorus went something like this.

    Let them rise let them rise
    rotting flesh and empty eyes
    let them rise let them rise
    scorch the earth and blight the skies
    I don't care that their flesh is grey
    let them shamble on
    the smell never bothered me anyway
    Edited by stimpy986b14_ESO on January 15, 2019 5:06AM
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