Parody Poem for Patch Days

Twas the Night before a Natch Notes

Was the night before Update and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a deadra mouse

The typing was done by the Gina with care and bit of lols.

In the hopes that memes would not soon be there.

The young gamers were nestled all snug in there bed.

While visions of balance danced in there head.

Players with their Knives and Others stopping pressing F1 cap

Had just settled down after a long winter’s nap.

When out of Dawn there arose such a clatter

Players sprang from their bed to see what was the matter

Away to the Keyboard, they flew with a flash

Brewing at qq, they ask what do.

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow

Gave a luster of mid-day to Combat objects below.

When what to their wondering eyes should appear

But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny guars

with balance in their steed,

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