Maintenance for the week of February 6:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – February 6
• EU megaservers for maintenance – February 7, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – February 8, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 10:00AM EST (15:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – February 8, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 15:00 UTC (10:00AM EST)
Parody Poem for Patch Days
Twas the Night before a Natch Notes
Was the night before Update and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a deadra mouse
The typing was done by the Gina with care and bit of lols.
In the hopes that memes would not soon be there.
The young gamers were nestled all snug in there bed.
While visions of balance danced in there head.
Players with their Knives and Others stopping pressing F1 cap
Had just settled down after a long winter’s nap.
When out of Dawn there arose such a clatter
Players sprang from their bed to see what was the matter
Away to the Keyboard, they flew with a flash
Brewing at qq, they ask what do.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Gave a luster of mid-day to Combat objects below.
When what to their wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny guars
with balance in their steed,