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Salvas_Aren
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do I get a bounty for murder if the only eyewitness is

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It just works, it just works, little lies, stunning shows,
people buy, money flows, it just works.
It just works, it just works, overpriced open worlds,
earnings rise, take my word: IT JUST WORKS!

I nerfed my wallet in Jan 2017. I altered my wallet status to closed in May 2019.
  • Rake
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    Blame it on alcast
  • Shadow-Fighter
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    I want to be a murderer like you but then I'm caught from a goat :D
    Edited by Shadow-Fighter on November 16, 2018 4:07PM
    Natch Potes is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get
  • Salvas_Aren
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    Why can't you write a full title?

    ← is an evil mer.

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    It just works, it just works, little lies, stunning shows,
    people buy, money flows, it just works.
    It just works, it just works, overpriced open worlds,
    earnings rise, take my word: IT JUST WORKS!

    I nerfed my wallet in Jan 2017. I altered my wallet status to closed in May 2019.
  • Danikat
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    According to the crown store descriptions a surprising number of goats are associated with daedric princes, maybe they have special abilities beyond glowing eyes and are in fact spies?

    Or they just want to ruin your day. Could go either way with daedra.
    PC EU player. | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"
  • Rain_Greyraven
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    NEVER QUESTION THE GOAT!!!!!!!!

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”

    ― Robert E. Howard


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  • Gargath
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    Too lazy for a full title, I won't bother to answer.
    PC EU (PL): 14 characters. Member of Priests of Hircine Werewolf Guild. In ESO since 06.08.2015. CP930+.
  • Pink_E_808
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    Didn't anyone ever tell you you're supposed to use the Blade of Woe on goats first???
  • Colecovision
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    because mmo.
  • zaria
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    because mmo.
    You had the same in Skyrim, animals could report you for crime.
    Its game logic, both npc and animals share much of the code.
    Yes its an bug and had been easy to avoid, it might even be an Skyrim "easter egg".
    Edited by zaria on November 16, 2018 6:05PM
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • karekiz
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    Alikr dolmens

    Goat wayshrine

    Near a bunch of high number of goats + dolmen. Goats = Daedra invasion confirmed
  • starlizard70ub17_ESO
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    You gotta keep an eye on those sheep, they'll report you also.
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    "We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."
  • Aliyavana
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    @alcast we know
  • Hippie4927
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    zaria wrote: »
    because mmo.
    You had the same in Skyrim, animals could report you for crime.
    Its game logic, both npc and animals share much of the code.
    Yes its an bug and had been easy to avoid, it might even be an Skyrim "easter egg".

    Difference is, in Skyrim if you kill the goat, you get "last witness killed" and the bounty goes away. That doesn't work in this game.
    PC/NA/EP ✌️
  • Colecovision
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    zaria wrote: »
    because mmo.
    You had the same in Skyrim, animals could report you for crime.
    Its game logic, both npc and animals share much of the code.
    Yes its an bug and had been easy to avoid, it might even be an Skyrim "easter egg".

    omg, I don't even remember that. I must be so stealthy that not even the goats can catch me.
  • theyancey
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    Why not
  • idk
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    Cpt_Teemo wrote: »
    Because we all know its Alcast in a goat costume

    This, and just because.
    Really, idk
  • Girl_Number8
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    Why can't you write a full title?

    Lmao, you said it before me!! Though it is mysterious how the goats are snitches to the guards.... :*
  • Odovacar
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    Alcast wrote: »
    GOAT POLICE

    semblance: the outward appearance or apparent form of something, especially when the reality is different


    >:)B)
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    the KGB has agents everywhere comrade!
    "The ass is similar to the opinion: Everyone has it, but no one cares about the others!"
    I'm 120 years old
  • Nyghthowler
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    Pink_E_808 wrote: »
    Didn't anyone ever tell you you're supposed to use the Blade of Woe on goats first???

    It's not just Goats; chicken, pigs, and the occasional wild life will throw you under the bus! The ratbastads...
    I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally !
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