Yeah. We get it. We got tired of those big anonymous guilds too.
So we made something different.
is a small, close-knit community and will stay that way. We’re irreverent, kind, supportive and we put fun and frolicks first.
We run dungeons from random normals to hard mode. If you join us, we’ll expect you get involved. Because we’re small, we don’t have room for people who don’t actually want to team up for stuff.
But teaming up with us is easy. We’ll invite you personally when we do runs and make sure you feel at home. We won’t rush you if you want to stop and do the quest. We don’t shout, criticise or moan. To us, dying in a dungeon is just another opportunity for hilarity.
We love our delves and dailies and we team up for world bosses. We love to immerse ourselves in the lore and we PVP sometimes. We have some pretty special houses, a guild bar and a duelling ground.
But our guild isn’t about any specific content or play style. We were created purely so that we can have a small, close community of friends who like to relax, have fun and support each other whilst exploring everything the game has to offer.
You don’t need to be a hardcore player to join our irreverent little band. If you’re a new player, you’re welcome. If you’ve run every piece of content on hard mode you’re equally welcome.
So how do you know if Aurbiscuits is your guild?
- You’re as likely to be found watching the sunrise in Deshaan as burning down a boss
- You like to chat and joke with a small number of people you know well, but...
- You also like to immerse yourself completely sometimes, without feeling pressured to be social
- You dislike rules and regulations
- You think dungeons should be fun and friendly
- You love Tamriel in all its diverse beauty...
...then you sound like our kind of player.
How to join:
Our recruitment process takes a little while, because we value our guild and are careful to preserve its special character. We have an upper limit on membership numbers to keep the guild small. As I post this, we have 10 spots free.
Either leave a reply to this thread with your in-game name or message @Kurgle
and if we’re not full, we’ll get started.
First, we’ll have a private chat on discord to see if we both think we’ll get on. If all goes well you become a crumb
. To become a full biscuit
, you’ll need to have shown us that you do want to do stuff with us, so don’t sit quietly - get involved sometimes when invited to.
That doesn’t mean we expect you to be turning up at specific times for runs. But if after a month we haven’t done anything together, we’ll have a chat about whether we’re the right guild for you.
If you come on the odd run (and of course turn up for our now infamous wobbles
) then you'll fit in fine.
Sound good? Then get in touch. We’re itching to show you how much fun this game can be.
One last thing: Aurbiscuits is a safe place for you no matter what your background is. We give and expect tolerance and understanding. Any racism, homophobia, discrimination of any kind, whether humorously intended or not, results in instakick of the member responsible. We play nice. That’s pretty much the only rule.