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Ugliest Monster Helm?

  • Feric51
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    Asardes wrote: »
    Yet people will pay hundreds of thousands or farm them obsessively when they start dropping as outfits, after trying to hide them for years with [hide helmet] and/or costumes/outfits :D

    Completionism is real.


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  • SanguineMyBrother
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    You could make a poll with 2 options

    [ ] Grothdaar
    [ ] anything else at all

    and Grothdaar would still walk away with 90% of the vote.

    ^^this. Grothdarr is one of my favorite sets to use though :)
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  • Beardimus
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    Groth all the way
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  • Mephisto939
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    Grothdar. It reminds me of Chunk from Goonies. I used to wear it on one character because it was so hideous and that''s the look I was going for.
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  • MerlinPendragon
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    They're all ugly as sin
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  • Tan9oSuccka
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    Reverb wrote: »
    There are too many options to make a proper poll, but I’m curious. What do people think is the ugliest monster helm in the game?

    Every single one of them.

    Ultimately, yes. The only one that is semi-decent looking is Mephala.

    Ps. Some of the responses here are hella funny. :)
  • ezio45
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    infernal and groth
  • generalmyrick
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    grothdarr...ffs...gross!

    its like you carved it off groths body and put it on like a ski mask.

    kinda like those gross serial killer movies where the killer does weird stuff.
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  • Dojohoda
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    Grothdarr is nasty looking.
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  • UrQuan
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    Asardes wrote: »
    Yet people will pay hundreds of thousands or farm them obsessively when they start dropping as outfits, after trying to hide them for years with [hide helmet] and/or costumes/outfits :D

    The completionist in me makes me try to farm them, but the realist in me knows that I'm highly unlikely to ever actually use them, so I don't try very hard to farm them and don't care too much if I don't get them.

    Also, Grothdar. Definitely the ugliest IMO.
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  • El_Borracho
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    Inferno guard imo. It's like wearing a rear hole on your face.

    Come on, you don't like looking like a ghost diver from an episode of Scooby Doo?

    But its Grothdarr in a landslide
  • Odovacar
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    Grothdarr ugliest IMO

    Skoria my fav IMO ! ;)
    Edited by Odovacar on September 7, 2018 9:05PM
  • Hurbster
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    They are all nasty, don't want anything to do with them !
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  • Asardes
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Asardes wrote: »
    Yet people will pay hundreds of thousands or farm them obsessively when they start dropping as outfits, after trying to hide them for years with [hide helmet] and/or costumes/outfits :D

    The completionist in me makes me try to farm them, but the realist in me knows that I'm highly unlikely to ever actually use them, so I don't try very hard to farm them and don't care too much if I don't get them.

    Also, Grothdar. Definitely the ugliest IMO.

    Well I have most monster sets in all weights divines, impenetrable, some infused heads. I don't see why I would farm something that looks exactly like one of those but isn't. I do farm/buy/sell actual motifs in order to craft master writs, and also have an increased chance of getting those on my main crafter, although the latter aspect becomes less and less significant as it is swamped by the increased chance of master writ drops from alts, who are progressing in their research. I generally only complete motifs 3-4 months after release, when their price has decreased to a fraction of it was when it started. But style motifs, being seasonal, may experience the opposite, and increase in price when the month is up. Though, for example, Worm Cult style pages have been going steadily down since the event ended about 5 months ago. I don't expect the "flips" to be a very good deal in the long run :)
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  • Tryxus
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    Selene
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    Pretty sure you can guess why :p
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  • StamWhipCultist
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    Grothdarr might be the ugliest.
    Chokethorn is not far behind.
  • Sheezabeast
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    Shadowrend and Bloodspawn are pretty freaky looking. Not as bad as Grothdarr, but they make my list of fuglies!
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  • drkfrontiers
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    Fugly.
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  • Ilithyania
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    Grothdar

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  • Brrrofski
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    Grothdrarr easily. Looks like Ed Gein made it
  • Runschei
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    Velidreth
  • shiningforce
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    Not a lot of great looking monster helms, which I am fine with
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  • Gythral
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    Hide Helm ftw

    Lets be fair, they all look so bad they need hiding along with the shoulders
    Edited by Gythral on September 10, 2018 11:08AM
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  • Radiance
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    I know it's not a monster helm but I want the Outfit Style for the Hawkeye Bow set from PVP... Just sayin'

    Edit: Correction, it is called Hawk's Eye
    https://elderscrollsonline.wiki.fextralife.com/Hawk's+Eye+Set
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    Edited by Radiance on September 10, 2018 11:31AM
  • iiYuki
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    ilambris, great helm ugly as sin, bonus ugly points for only having 1 shoulder.
    I also hated the helms like Valkin and Earthgore that have vivid colours that dont match anything, now outfits are here it isnt as bad.
    Edited by iiYuki on September 10, 2018 1:00PM
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  • Mattock_Romulus
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    Grothdar. looks like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
  • D0PAMINE
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    Ugly: Selene, Grothdarr, Chuden

    Sexy: Kena

    Intimidating: Chokethorn
  • MLGProPlayer
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    All of them are ugly.
    Edited by MLGProPlayer on September 11, 2018 1:41AM
  • Skullstachio
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    Grothdar. looks like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.

    Really?.. deadpool one-liners. :D Lmao, deadpool 1 and 2 were the best and funniest films I ever watched.

    But getting on topic: Grothdar is definitely the Ugliest, so ugly in fact that I saw ‘em go into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
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  • TheValkyn
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    Chokethorn but that depends on the lady of course.
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