...over four years of highs, and some lows, but it has been too long now....

Nagaddu does not want sanidge,
Nagaddu does not like sanidges,
Nagaddu has never taken a bite from sanidge,
Nagaddu will never finish sanidge!!
Day in and day out we get him to repair our gear, and sell him our loot, and there he sits holding his sanidge.
Please give him something to eat that isn't sanidge.
Fair people of Tamriel, you may be called upon to form an organization capable of combating this injustice.
The Tamrielic Organisation for Prevention of Cruelty to All Thisones, may call on you, Nagaddu may call on you!
So please ZOS, forget about the little bugs, and the lag for a while, and get Nagaddu a nice can of tuna (and a can opener - no scrimping), or some nice Dibble Kibble, and lets stop this injustice now.