Update 49 is now available for testing on the PTS! You can read the latest patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts
Natch Potes?
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AzraelKrieg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭It's a travesty it didn't get made before the servers went down.Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 505 -
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but
"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**10 -
AzraelKrieg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭how long does maintenance last for?
Depends on how big the patch, how long it takes to load it to the servers and if the servers have a hiccup. Could be 1-2 hours on the short end, 4-6 on the high end, 10+ if something horrific happens though that is rareGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 500 -
Naughty_Ryder✭✭✭Where for art thou Natch Potes?Fairies are invisible and inaudible like angels. But their magic sparkles in nature.
- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.2 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???
um.. no … · [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**0 -
ghwaite✭✭✭You guys are slacking todayAny connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.0 -
AzraelKrieg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???
@Bam_Bam with a new update being released last week this would be the first incremental patch to address bugs that popped up that weren't caught on PTS or returned after the patch went live. Hopefully they fix the issues trials have been having since the update.Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 502 -
Mureel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???
Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:Maintenance for the week of August 20:
· [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)0 -
ghwaite✭✭✭Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???
Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:Maintenance for the week of August 20:
· [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)
I see what you did there
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.0 -
Androconium✭✭✭✭✭
✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???
@Bam_Bam with a new update being released last week this would be the first incremental patch to address bugs that popped up that weren't caught on PTS or returned after the patch went live. Hopefully they fix the issues trials have been having since the update.
LOL!!
"returned after the patch went live"
"they fix issues"
LOL!!
and any way, what constitutes "server maintenance" ? Turning it off and back on again?
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Bam_Bam✭✭✭✭✭
✭Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???
Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:Maintenance for the week of August 20:
· [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)
Coulda sworn it just said maintenance. Oh well nevermind.
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Mureel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???
Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:Maintenance for the week of August 20:
· [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)
Coulda sworn it just said maintenance. Oh well nevermind.
NURSE! WHERE ARE MY MEDS?!?!?!
xD I wish!1 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???
Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:Maintenance for the week of August 20:
· [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)
Coulda sworn it just said maintenance. Oh well nevermind.
NURSE! WHERE ARE MY MEDS?!?!?!
Blue Pill or Red Pill ?
"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**0 -
Bam_Bam✭✭✭✭✭
✭XDragonDoomX wrote: »Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???
Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:Maintenance for the week of August 20:
· [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)
Coulda sworn it just said maintenance. Oh well nevermind.
NURSE! WHERE ARE MY MEDS?!?!?!
Blue Pill or Red Pill ?
Oh, oh no, I have to decide?
That's probably why my brains are fried...Joined January 2014
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Mureel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Zorgon_The_Revenged wrote: »
What? been over 2.5 hours xD Should be not too much longer I think.....Unless Bad Things happened!1 -
AzraelKrieg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭@Lamiai servers aren't up yet so no point trying to log inGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 500
