Maintenance for the week of October 5:
• [COMPLETE] ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – October 8, 8:00AM EDT (12:00 UTC) – 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
The Markarth DLC and Update 28 base game patch are now available to test on the PTS! Read the full patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts/

Natch Potes?

Mureel
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How is there no NATCH POTES thread yet!?
  • Lamiai
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    how long does maintenance last for?
    R.I.P patch 1.5 ~ Never Forget.
  • RedTalon
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    Lamiai wrote: »
    how long does maintenance last for?

    Depends really
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Lamiai wrote: »
    how long does maintenance last for?

    Depends on how big the patch, how long it takes to load it to the servers and if the servers have a hiccup. Could be 1-2 hours on the short end, 4-6 on the high end, 10+ if something horrific happens though that is rare
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NA

    CR1000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50
    Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50
    Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50
    Jorleif the Bear-King - EP DK - 50
    Ko'Shariba-do - EP Sorc - 50
    Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50
    Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50
    More-Tail - EP Warden - 50
    Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50
    Az the Bulwark of Skål - EP Warden - 50
    Rilasi Sedas - EP Warden - 50
    Rayna Andalen - EP Templar - 50
  • Naughty_Ryder
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    Where for art thou Natch Potes?
    Fairies are invisible and inaudible like angels. But their magic sparkles in nature.

    - I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
  • Bam_Bam
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    Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???
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  • Yakidafi
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    @Mureel you fail today.
    Moons and sands shall be your guide and path.
    PC EU/NA
  • Naughty_Ryder
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    Mureel wrote: »
    oOqWbSm.gif

    OH HAIL THE MIGHTY BAGUETTE!
    Fairies are invisible and inaudible like angels. But their magic sparkles in nature.

    - I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
  • XDragonDoomX
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    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???

    um.. no … · [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • ghwaite
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    You guys are slacking today
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • Mureel
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    Yakidafi wrote: »
    @Mureel you fail today.

    Failwat? Although my breakfast made me sleepy xD
    Edited by Mureel on August 20, 2018 9:58AM
  • AzraelKrieg
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    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???

    @Bam_Bam with a new update being released last week this would be the first incremental patch to address bugs that popped up that weren't caught on PTS or returned after the patch went live. Hopefully they fix the issues trials have been having since the update.
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NA

    CR1000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50
    Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50
    Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50
    Jorleif the Bear-King - EP DK - 50
    Ko'Shariba-do - EP Sorc - 50
    Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50
    Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50
    More-Tail - EP Warden - 50
    Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50
    Az the Bulwark of Skål - EP Warden - 50
    Rilasi Sedas - EP Warden - 50
    Rayna Andalen - EP Templar - 50
  • Mureel
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    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???

    Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:
    Maintenance for the week of August 20:
    · [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)
  • ghwaite
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    Mureel wrote: »
    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???

    Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:
    Maintenance for the week of August 20:
    · [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)

    I see what you did there :smiley:
    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • Androconium
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    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???

    @Bam_Bam with a new update being released last week this would be the first incremental patch to address bugs that popped up that weren't caught on PTS or returned after the patch went live. Hopefully they fix the issues trials have been having since the update.

    LOL!!

    "returned after the patch went live"
    "they fix issues"

    LOL!!

    and any way, what constitutes "server maintenance" ? Turning it off and back on again?

    LOL!!
  • Gythral
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    Lamiai wrote: »
    how long does maintenance last for?

    Depends on how fast the mud slung dries and how soon after the hamster wakes up

    3-5 hours on a good day...
    “Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
    Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
    Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
  • Bam_Bam
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    Mureel wrote: »
    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???

    Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:
    Maintenance for the week of August 20:
    · [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)

    Coulda sworn it just said maintenance. Oh well nevermind.

    NURSE! WHERE ARE MY MEDS?!?!?!
    Joined January 2014
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  • Mureel
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    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Mureel wrote: »
    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???

    Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:
    Maintenance for the week of August 20:
    · [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)

    Coulda sworn it just said maintenance. Oh well nevermind.

    NURSE! WHERE ARE MY MEDS?!?!?!

    xD I wish!
  • XDragonDoomX
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    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Mureel wrote: »
    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???

    Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:
    Maintenance for the week of August 20:
    · [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)

    Coulda sworn it just said maintenance. Oh well nevermind.

    NURSE! WHERE ARE MY MEDS?!?!?!


    Blue Pill or Red Pill ?
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • Bam_Bam
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    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Mureel wrote: »
    Bam_Bam wrote: »
    Isn't it just server maintenance and not a patch today???

    Read the yellow strip across the top of the page; here I'll copy paste:
    Maintenance for the week of August 20:
    · [IN PROGRESS] PC/Mac: North American and European megaservers for patch maintenance – August 20, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC)

    Coulda sworn it just said maintenance. Oh well nevermind.

    NURSE! WHERE ARE MY MEDS?!?!?!


    Blue Pill or Red Pill ?

    Oh, oh no, I have to decide?
    That's probably why my brains are fried...
    Joined January 2014
    PC EU - PvE & BGs & PvP (Vivec)
    Grand Master Crafter

    #DiscordHypeSquad

    Stream
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  • Mureel
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    Lamiai wrote: »
    how long does maintenance last for?

    Looks like they only just started.....

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    What? been over 2.5 hours xD Should be not too much longer I think.....Unless Bad Things happened!
  • Lamiai
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    Anyone having issues logging in?
    R.I.P patch 1.5 ~ Never Forget.
  • AzraelKrieg
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    @Lamiai servers aren't up yet so no point trying to log in
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NA

    CR1000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50
    Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50
    Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50
    Jorleif the Bear-King - EP DK - 50
    Ko'Shariba-do - EP Sorc - 50
    Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50
    Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50
    More-Tail - EP Warden - 50
    Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50
    Az the Bulwark of Skål - EP Warden - 50
    Rilasi Sedas - EP Warden - 50
    Rayna Andalen - EP Templar - 50
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