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Jester/Joke teller

Altaire
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It's just a idea that in each inn/tavern, that a npc could deliver jokes submitted by the people/players. and ppl could vote for a good joke w/ a tip.
The npc voice at the start could be a programmer's or computer generated, so new jokes every patch.
  • cjhhickman39
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    So a warden a Templar and a sorcerer walk in a bar, and a nightblade ambushes the sorcerer with a nerf bat screaming “ Nerf Sorcerer “.
    Sorry been up all night at work but had to be done
  • starkerealm
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    You know, not that terrible an idea really. I mean, at the same time, this would run a real risk of degenerating into a kind of horrific in joke gag fest. But, still.
  • Altaire
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    So Two orcs are walking down a path, they see a wolf licking it's balls. One orc says to the other, "I wish I could do that" other orc says "Maybe ya should try petting him first"
    I'm sure there will be major vetting on jokes submitted;)
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