While we wait- A Spanking Emote

DeathStalker

Would you please consider putting a spanking Enote into the game. See, I have this little Monkey I was given for doing the Orignal Beta test of this game. Sometimes my beta monkey lags behind or disappears completely. I find this behavior completely unacceptable. So I would like to spank him to teach him to keep up with me better. So I ask, No I beg you...Please let me spank my monkey.

Spank my Monkey
If you like us a little bit
If you love us true,
Then help us turn our Monkey's butt
A pretty shade of blue

Tasear

Animal abuse

Rejected.

Aebaradath

technohic

no one wants to know what you do on the other side of your monitor.

Mureel

Akuma_no_Tsubasa

You should do some google search on "Joe Cartoon" about that one.

Rawkan

And thousands of excited spanking-fetishists rejoiced.

dazee

Spank the Altmer.

DeathStalker

Akuma_no_Tsubasa wrote: »

You should do some google search on "Joe Cartoon" about that one.

Well, the game SWTOR has backhand emote for the sith Species. You activate the emote and you backhand your companion. I figured if they would do that maybe ESO would consider a spanking emote. It would be good for a laugh if nothing else. People take things to serious in this day and age. People should lighten up and laugh more.

Mureel

DeathStalker wrote: »

Akuma_no_Tsubasa wrote: »

You should do some google search on "Joe Cartoon" about that one.

Well, the game SWTOR has backhand emote for the sith Species. You activate the emote and you backhand your companion. I figured if they would do that maybe ESO would consider a spanking emote. It would be good for a laugh if nothing else. People take things to serious in this day and age. People should lighten up and laugh more.

It wasn't the emote - it was the poem.

I lol all the time - the poem was a bit...

yiasemi

Now I know why I haven't found many full sacks recently...

DanteYoda

Prefer to spank the bosmer myself..

technohic

DanteYoda wrote: »

Prefer to spank the bosmer myself..

Well at least your honest I suppose; when referring to it as the short elf.

Sneaky-Snurr

I hope you find solace irl, OP.