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While we wait- A Spanking Emote

DeathStalker
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Would you please consider putting a spanking Enote into the game. See, I have this little Monkey I was given for doing the Orignal Beta test of this game. Sometimes my beta monkey lags behind or disappears completely. I find this behavior completely unacceptable. So I would like to spank him to teach him to keep up with me better. So I ask, No I beg you...Please let me spank my monkey.

Spank my Monkey
If you like us a little bit
If you love us true,
Then help us turn our Monkey's butt
A pretty shade of blue
  • Tasear
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    Animal abuse

    Rejected.
  • Aebaradath
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    3FBT4n9.gif
    Edited by Aebaradath on May 21, 2018 12:36PM
  • technohic
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    no one wants to know what you do on the other side of your monitor.
  • Mureel
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  • Akuma_no_Tsubasa
    You should do some google search on "Joe Cartoon" about that one.
  • Rawkan
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    And thousands of excited spanking-fetishists rejoiced.
  • dazee
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    Spank the Altmer.
    Playing your character the way your character should play is all that matters. Play as well as you can but never betray the character. Doing so would make playing an mmoRPG pointless.
  • DeathStalker
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    You should do some google search on "Joe Cartoon" about that one.

    Well, the game SWTOR has backhand emote for the sith Species. You activate the emote and you backhand your companion. I figured if they would do that maybe ESO would consider a spanking emote. It would be good for a laugh if nothing else. People take things to serious in this day and age. People should lighten up and laugh more.
  • Mureel
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    You should do some google search on "Joe Cartoon" about that one.

    Well, the game SWTOR has backhand emote for the sith Species. You activate the emote and you backhand your companion. I figured if they would do that maybe ESO would consider a spanking emote. It would be good for a laugh if nothing else. People take things to serious in this day and age. People should lighten up and laugh more.

    It wasn't the emote - it was the poem.

    I lol all the time - the poem was a bit...Jim-Carrey-Not-Funny.gif

  • yiasemi
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    Now I know why I haven't found many full sacks recently...
  • DanteYoda
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    Prefer to spank the bosmer myself..
  • technohic
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    DanteYoda wrote: »
    Prefer to spank the bosmer myself..

    Well at least your honest I suppose; when referring to it as the short elf.
  • Sneaky-Snurr
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    I hope you find solace irl, OP.
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