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Scientific Proof the Crown Store is Pay-to-Win

jrgray93
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After literally seconds of research, I have concluded that the clown store is P2W.

On the left is an item obtained in game. On the right is a clown crate exclusive. PROVE ME WRONG.
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Edited by jrgray93 on April 27, 2018 5:02AM
EP: Slania Isara : Harambe Was an Inside Job
  • Sheezabeast
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    that P2W better stand for Pastries2Win
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  • jrgray93
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    #NerfResplendentSweetroll
    EP: Slania Isara : Harambe Was an Inside Job
  • Armatesz
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    If I am not mistaken... aren't the sweetrolls on the right a narcotic sweetroll?
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  • Nemesis7884
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    bigger isn't always better

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  • TempPlayer
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    How...... do you drop the sweetrolls on the floor? :o
  • TheUndeadAmulet
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    Damm that is pretty P2W...

    Better report this development to Belgium :D
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  • Twenty0zTsunami
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    TempPlayer wrote: »
    How...... do you drop the sweetrolls on the floor? :o

    they are a furnishing.
  • Froil
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    bigger isn't always better

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    Oh honey I would take them both... At the same time...
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    TempPlayer wrote: »
    How...... do you drop the sweetrolls on the floor? :o

    they are a furnishing.

    Oh, I see. Never furnish any home.
    I'm soulless and homeless in Tamriel.
  • Twenty0zTsunami
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    TempPlayer wrote: »
    TempPlayer wrote: »
    How...... do you drop the sweetrolls on the floor? :o

    they are a furnishing.

    Oh, I see. Never furnish any home.
    I'm soulless and homeless in Tamriel.

    You can get a free home by doing a quest. 4 free homes actually. One for each faction + morrowind.

    They are obtained by doing a quest, and after doing the quest, you can make a new character to re-do the quest and get the next property, or just buy them for 3k each
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    TempPlayer wrote: »
    TempPlayer wrote: »
    How...... do you drop the sweetrolls on the floor? :o

    they are a furnishing.

    Oh, I see. Never furnish any home.
    I'm soulless and homeless in Tamriel.

    You can get a free home by doing a quest. 4 free homes actually. One for each faction + morrowind.

    They are obtained by doing a quest, and after doing the quest, you can make a new character to re-do the quest and get the next property, or just buy them for 3k each

    Oh, yeah. That little inn room. Been there once and never return. Forgot about that.
    Guess I'm not homeless anymore. :D
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    TempPlayer wrote: »
    Oh, yeah. That little inn room. Been there once and never return. Forgot about that.
    Guess I'm not homeless anymore. :D
    I use it to store all those dozens of lights that I got in boxes from the New Life Festival. It's the brightest room in Tamriel. B)
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    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    TempPlayer wrote: »
    Oh, yeah. That little inn room. Been there once and never return. Forgot about that.
    Guess I'm not homeless anymore. :D
    I use it to store all those dozens of lights that I got in boxes from the New Life Festival. It's the brightest room in Tamriel. B)
    Perfect for checking out dye coloring. Most of the outfit station has such a bad lighting it is hard to see the final result.
  • DoctorESO
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    Sweet rolls aren't good for you, anyway. Too much sugar. And it's a massive carb overload.
  • Xuhora
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    i was pretty darn triggered as i've read the title of the thread, then i saw the muffins.... you got me there mate, have to admit
  • Zordrage
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    bigger isn't always better

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    WUT ?

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  • jrgray93
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    Xuhora wrote: »
    i was pretty darn triggered as i've read the title of the thread, then i saw the muffins.... you got me there mate, have to admit

    I'm surprised nobody has taken it seriously yet xD
    EP: Slania Isara : Harambe Was an Inside Job
  • Betsararie
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    Is it? I wouldn't say that it isn't.

    It isn't.
  • VonNelson
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    Om nom nom
    Edited by VonNelson on April 27, 2018 8:05AM
  • red_emu
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    It's like one those home baking memes. 'Expectation vs. Reality' :lol:
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  • Nyladreas
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    Zordrage wrote: »
    bigger isn't always better

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    WUT ?

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    Yeah no... No thanks. Left pic looks way better.
    Edited by Nyladreas on April 27, 2018 8:40AM
  • Mureel
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    TempPlayer wrote: »
    TempPlayer wrote: »
    TempPlayer wrote: »
    How...... do you drop the sweetrolls on the floor? :o

    they are a furnishing.

    Oh, I see. Never furnish any home.
    I'm soulless and homeless in Tamriel.

    You can get a free home by doing a quest. 4 free homes actually. One for each faction + morrowind.

    They are obtained by doing a quest, and after doing the quest, you can make a new character to re-do the quest and get the next property, or just buy them for 3k each

    Oh, yeah. That little inn room. Been there once and never return. Forgot about that.
    Guess I'm not homeless anymore. :D
    The townhouse in Vvardenfell is really good actually for free if you have Morrowind.
  • jrgray93
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    There are also quite a few nice homes available in the crown st- WAIT A MINUTE
    EP: Slania Isara : Harambe Was an Inside Job
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    TempPlayer wrote: »
    TempPlayer wrote: »
    How...... do you drop the sweetrolls on the floor? :o

    they are a furnishing.

    Oh, I see. Never furnish any home.
    I'm soulless and homeless in Tamriel.

    You can get a free home by doing a quest. 4 free homes actually. One for each faction + morrowind.

    They are obtained by doing a quest, and after doing the quest, you can make a new character to re-do the quest and get the next property, or just buy them for 3k each

    Yeah it's best to get each property so you have enough space to store each of those sweet rolls.
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    The respledent sweet roll is so... resplendent :cry: *grabby hands*
  • DoctorESO
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    If you got the resplendent sweetroll, would you keep it as a decoration (like a trophy), or trade it in for 400 crown gems?
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    Yeah no... No thanks. Left pic looks way better.

    Ironically, this photograph illustrates an exceedingly common wardrobe trick used in television series and (medium to large budget) films. Specifically making the actresses involved (and this is usually a decision made by the producers/studio/etc., not the actresses themselves) wear specialized braziers - signified by the pink strap in the right photograph, presumably, assuming the whole thing is not just Photoshopped - and these can literally equate to several cup sizes, depending on the specifics of the outfit.

    Way back in the 90s there was even an infomercial for this wondrous device...with the guest celebrities being nearly the entire female cast of "Beverly Hills 90210". They just could not go on the set without wearing those things, apparently. Marina Sirtis (STTNG's Deanna Troy) also once gave extended commentary on hers (or, more specifically, the added cup size from her teal-ish dress she wears in some episodes). But as I said, this is...fairly standardized throughout the industry, and has been for at least three decades or so. Sometimes you can tell by comparing the film posters and trailers with red carpet shots from the premiere (the "Charlie's Angels" remakes from about 14-15 years ago were just ludicrous, c-cup going to a-cup and back).

    Here endeth the completely random commentary that hasn't anything to do with anything.
    Edited by Jarryzzt on April 28, 2018 2:26AM
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    DoctorESO wrote: »
    If you got the resplendent sweetroll, would you keep it as a decoration (like a trophy), or trade it in for 400 crown gems?

    I would sell it for gems, so fast I'd have click fatigue.
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  • luen79rwb17_ESO
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    OMG! This needs to be adressed! Now ZOS will make a legendary sweetroll recipe with a 0.001% chance to drop from pickpocketing orc chefs. Issue's solved!
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  • Jaimeh
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    DoctorESO wrote: »
    If you got the resplendent sweetroll, would you keep it as a decoration (like a trophy), or trade it in for 400 crown gems?

    I would keep it, gems be damned! It's the cutest furnishing in the game (after skeevatons :))
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