Evolution of a PvPer:

Ley

Week 1 - charge first enemies you see, die in 2 seconds.
Week 2 - join the zerg, PvDoor, die once every 10-20 minutes.
Week 3 - charge lone enemy player, die in 10 seconds.
Week 4 - re-join zerg, PvDoor, die 1-2 times an hour.
Week 5 - charge unsuspecting enemy, kill them, die to their friends 5 seconds later, watch them get rezzed.
Week 6 - back to the zerg, venture away from crown occasionally to pick off enemy stragglers with help, die 2-3 times an hour.
Week 7 - plan an attack, kill player, survive! Get over confident, charge group of players, die in 2 seconds.
Week 8 - follow zerg around at a distance with a few other players finding opportunities to kill enemies away from main zerg, die every 10-20 minutes.
Week 9 - wait along popular travel routs and pick off players making their way to objective, get overwhelmed after 30 minutes.
Week 10 - get your first PvP related hate whisper, REJOICE!
Week 11 - ???

DeadlyRecluse

Week 11-Infinity. Fight around the same terrain over and overa again while complaining about PvP in voice comms.

Checkmath

One week after infinity - kill enemy zergs solo and make ballgroups run away from you in fear.

Leandor

Darn... I somehow got stuck between week 8 and 9 since three years

Ley

Leandor wrote: »

Darn... I somehow got stuck between week 8 and 9 since three years

Surly you've received the highest PvP achievement one can aspire to. The highly gratifying hate whisper.

Brutusmax1mus

Week 12- make a pvp video calling yourself a God

Rohamad_Ali

I know some people devolving .

Waffennacht

Brutusmax1mus wrote: »

Week 12- make a pvp video calling yourself a God

I don't need a video for that

Iskras

"Week 2 - join the zerg, PvDoor, die once every 10-20 minutes"

if want 7 milions AP in 30 days, make it for a long time, all days. I finish my secound campaign in 7rd AD rank (30 in overral) with a low CP toon, 140CP.

kerthas

Week 13- Start to think about a real build

Checkmath

Wait for weeks 1-11 there wasnt even a proper build?

kerthas

hell no, a good final build (if it exist, i'm not sure, with so much possibility), you will need a lot of time and hours spend in every build you will do to find the one.

Checkmath

What if you enter week 1 with actually a really good build?

Kram8ion

Yup about 7 weeks before I killed anybody and even then I thought it must have been lag or an ally's help but this list is so true lol

kerthas

Checkmath wrote: »

What if you enter week 1 with actually a really good build?

it can be a really good build (not if its you who create it, even if you are good at theorycrafting), but first week you will not be able to play it. Because a lot of people think that its the build who make the diff, but not that much, if you cant use it, and if you dont know how to play. Or if it not fit with your playstyle.

Maulkin

Brutusmax1mus wrote: »

Week 12- make a pvp video calling yourself a God

Week 13 - Start letting lowbies go past because you find it so easy to kill them that you get no satisfaction.

Chuckle to yourself and think....

Ley

Maulkin wrote: »

Brutusmax1mus wrote: »

Week 12- make a pvp video calling yourself a God

Week 13 - Start letting lowbies go past because you find it so easy to kill them that you get no satisfaction.

Chuckle to yourself and think....

This is how I felt during the anniversary event when I was doing Cyrodiil dailies and letting enemy players quest unmolested.

Waffennacht

Maulkin wrote: »

Brutusmax1mus wrote: »

Week 12- make a pvp video calling yourself a God

Week 13 - Start letting lowbies go past because you find it so easy to kill them that you get no satisfaction.

Chuckle to yourself and think....

Probably the best post of the week

KRBMMO

Where are:
"Attack only players that are under 50% health"?
"Make a health tank self heal support build and live forever until enemies get ticked off so much they focus on you."
"Play funny skills like "javelin" and knock people off towers and bridges because it's funny.

Thogard

Week 14:
Start a twitch stream that nobody watches
Week 15:
Stop your twitch stream because you realize the look on your face when you try to line up a burst is the same look you use when taking a dump

Thunderknuckles

Whaaa? It took until week 10 to get your first salty whisper? lol Maybe I'm just lucky. Been gettin'em since week 1. ha ha

Checkmath

Thogard wrote: »

Week 14:
Start a twitch stream that nobody watches
Week 15:
Stop your twitch stream because you realize the look on your face when you try to line up a burst is the same look you use when taking a dump

Hmm to which guy does this refer....hmmm

Thogard

Checkmath wrote: »

Thogard wrote: »

Week 14:
Start a twitch stream that nobody watches
Week 15:
Stop your twitch stream because you realize the look on your face when you try to line up a burst is the same look you use when taking a dump

Hmm to which guy does this refer....hmmm

CrazYDunm3r

Final stage: make YouTube channel nobody watches feelsbadman

Thogard

CrazYDunm3r wrote: »

Final stage: make YouTube channel nobody watches feelsbadman

There’s still hope.

pcar944

try to play different roles and spice things up that way

it sucks having same fights over and over, so make another character, or try a healer or a tank, if you have the gold for gear and skills

doing same thing over and over sucks really bad and you will just burn yourself out really fast

I started playing a few weeks ago again on a new account and I'm already finding times where I just don't feel like going out of the keep at all so I just go AFK until something comes up

maybe join a PVP guild that doesn't PVP-door, or start your own small group, and "create" your own content?

Septimus_Magna

Week 13: only fight on top of bridges and knock people off with Flame Clench/Scatter Shot.

gepe87

Weeks after: ask for Magsorc nerf (still!)

Ragnarock41

Checkmath wrote: »

One week after infinity - kill enemy zergs solo and make ballgroups run away from you in fear.

two weeks after infinity- get sniped for 11k while fighting a zerg and get instakilled as a result.

UlfricWinterfell

CrazYDunm3r wrote: »

Final stage: make YouTube channel nobody watches feelsbadman

same here .... but final stage is stop playing

Ragnarock41

UlfricWinterfell wrote: »

CrazYDunm3r wrote: »

Final stage: make YouTube channel nobody watches feelsbadman

same here .... but final stage is stop playing

you're correct on the final stage I think I'm slowly getting there too.