You are walking through the forest and decide to stomp on a nearby critter, you miss and the little jerk runs up your leg, into your armor, and begins to gnaw on your soft bits. Do you A) Calmly remove your armor and release the thing. Or
GET A HAMMER AND RING YOURSELF LIKE A BELL TILL THE THING DIES!
If you chose 'B'
Tipsy Trader is your place.
also... are you looking for the best PvE and PvP guild? with the most competent raiders and hardcore PvPers ready and willing to teach you their tricks? well we're not that guild, but if you want a group of laid back dudes who like pizza and beer,
Tipsy Trader may be the guild for you!
This is who and how we are.. but, when we are not tipsy from beer or too lazy because of pizza, we are pretty cute and normal!
We are 300+ tipsies at the moment, all of us friendly and helpful and this is what we have and what can offer to you:
- We have a stable trader in Balmora (never lost our lovely Ginette
)
- Every Friday and Saturday night we run nTrials (atm trying to create a core group for vTrials)
- We have lotteries/contests/guild parties almost weekly!
- We have 2 Guild Halls (one for Summer, one for winter!!) with all we need: transmutation station, outfit station, crafting tables (few sets for now like Juliano's, Night's Mother's Gaze, Mechanical Acuity, Shacklebreaker - but soon i intend to provide all sets from game - cooking fire, alchemy station, enchanting), training dummies (3 mil HP, 6 mil HP, 25 mil HP), an awsome PVP arena and a beautiful dinning/chilling area.
- We have an very active Discord server.
- We are open for anyone and any new ideas.
- No minimum sales or donations required!
- We have just one rule: NO WTB/WTS/WTT in guild chat or get kicked (no one makes exception).
LATER EDIT:
Currently we are looking to create a "core group" for veteran trials and DLC dungeons:
- we need at least 2 tanks, healer, and DDs (experience not needed because we'll explain everything).
- Discord + Guilded are mandatory in order to join veteran trials.
If you feel like you'd like to join our family and enjoy the content of the game with a bunch of tipsies feel free to pm, w/ me or email me in game
@Amaliae .