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Ch4mpTW
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Who’d win (in regards to a duel)?
Wrobel Vs. Wheeler
Rich Vs. Matt
Gina Vs. Jessica
  • Aliyavana
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    Gina wins all our love with them natch potes
  • Ch4mpTW
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    Aliyavana wrote: »
    Gina wins all our love with them natch potes

    Lol. Forums is really serious about looking at those upcoming changes I see. I’m just nonchalant about it. I used to get excited about looking at the proposed changes, but nowadays they mean nothing to me. I already know I’ll be disappointed, so why even get excited in the first place?

    However! If ZOS had a staff-based dueling tournament on an episode of ESO Live, I’d be absolutely thrilled about that. I’d love to see the devs have an exhibition match.
  • xaraan
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    Depends on how much prep time Wrobel would get - he could just nerf Wheeler before the fight starts.
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  • Turelus
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    xaraan wrote: »
    Depends on how much prep time Wrobel would get - he could just nerf Wheeler before the fight starts.
    LOL!
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  • SuicideRoach
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    Gina wins it all
  • Reverb
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    1)vBrian's the easy choice, based on size and demeanor. But I feel like Eric would be surprisingly scrappy and probably fights dirty. It's a toss up.

    2) Matt

    3) Draw, and possibly the bloodiest of the three fights.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • usmcjdking
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    Finally, a thread that's right up my ally.

    The first match-up is actually my favorite and the most exciting. Wheeler is obviously a scrappy dude which makes him the better fighter, but Wrobel is a wild card. I have wheeler winning the first 10 rounds fairly handily due to the technical gap, but fatigue and Wrobel's nerd rage channeling years of forum abuse will likely pull out a championship round ref stoppage.

    WROBEL TKO 12

    Rich vs Matt. This is a toss up. Both of these guys are big fellas so forget making it past round 3, these men have beers to drink. Rich's youth should overcome Matt's experience here, but truth be told this is a toss up. Whatever happens we aren't seeing the bell in the 4th.

    Rich RTD 4

    Gina vs. Jessica. And now we have a Mommy death match. This will a brutal NC-35 match only suitable for those who have experienced the inner fury of a mother that hasn't slept peacefully in a year. Satan will be watching this one looking for some tips on how to be a bad. Jessica likely has "crazy soccer mom, touch my kid and I will end 13 billion years of evolution" syndrome which overshadows Gina's "silently cooking dinner with this 8 inch blade go ahead and say something" affliction. With that said, I can never pick aggression over collection.

    GINA SD 12
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  • Aliyavana
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    xaraan wrote: »
    Depends on how much prep time Wrobel would get - he could just nerf Wheeler before the fight starts.

    LOL
  • Enslaved
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    fight like irl or fight in ESO?
  • Aliyavana
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    It would end in a final fight being between gina vs Wrobel as Wrobel nerfs the other devs with the nerf hammer and then gina looks at Wrobel as he attempts to nerf her and gina says "Soon".
  • Lazarus_Rising
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    Wrobel got sloads so... :D
    also known as Overlich.
  • FloppyTouch
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    Not a poll disappointed not voting I need my other option
  • Feanor
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    Depends on whoever has to leave stealth first I’d say.
    Main characters: Feanor the Believer - AD Altmer mSorc - AR 50 - Flawless Conqueror (PC EU)Idril Arnanor - AD Altmer mSorc - CP 217 - Stormproof (PC NA)Other characters:
    Necrophilius Killgood - DC Imperial NecromancerFearscales - AD Argonian Templar - Stormproof (healer)Draco Imperialis - AD Imperial DK (tank)Cabed Naearamarth - AD Dunmer mDKValirion Willowthorne - AD Bosmer stamBladeTuruna - AD Altmer magBladeKheled Zaram - AD Redguard stamDKKibil Nala - AD Redguard stamSorc - StormproofYavanna Kémentárí - AD Breton magWardenAzog gro-Ghâsh - EP Orc stamWardenVidar Drakenblød - DC Nord mDKMarquis de Peyrac - DC Breton mSorc - StormproofRawlith Khaj'ra - AD Khajiit stamWardenTu'waccah - AD Redguard Stamplar
    All chars 50 @ CP 1900+. Playing and enjoying PvP with RdK mostly on PC EU.
  • Strider__Roshin
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    Rich because he mains a magsorc.
  • Zenzuki
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    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
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    However! If ZOS had a staff-based dueling tournament on an episode of ESO Live, I’d be absolutely thrilled about that. I’d love to see the devs have an exhibition match.

    ..Or Stave-based?

    Who's on restro? :smiley:
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  • Banana
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    Gina. One kick to the plums and its all over.
  • srfrogg23
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    I just get this mental picture of them all dancing around awkwardly for 5 minutes doing fake martial arts moves Chris Farley style while making howling “HIYA!” noises until they wear themselves out and just go sit down out of breath without ever getting around to actually fighting each other.
  • Enslaved
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    They would all die in the end.
  • Cpt_Teemo
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    Gina will become Gina from B99

    https://youtu.be/CWIP-WX5UEY?t=30
  • Lexxypwns
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    Who cares, I’d wager they’re all 1vX fodder
  • Luigi_Vampa
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    xaraan wrote: »
    Depends on how much prep time Wrobel would get - he could just nerf Wheeler before the fight starts.

    So Wrobel is like Batman? With enough time to plan he will win any fight.
    PC/EU DC
  • yiasemi
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    No one, I learned that at school.
  • Sandman929
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    xaraan wrote: »
    Depends on how much prep time Wrobel would get - he could just nerf Wheeler before the fight starts.

    It would only be a nerf if Wheeler's stats were at a certain level, but a buff if they weren't.
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