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The Server / Hamster Hypothesis
Flaminir
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Take a look at Hamsters... Look in their cages, they often have salt licks to keep their salt & mineral levels up.
Look at the forums 3 or 4 days ago... .they were almost all positive, lots of posts of how great the anniversary event was! Hardly a salty post in sight!
MAYBE by being less salty we have starved the poor server hamsters and made them ill?
So it could be OUR fault they are down the last few days!
We will soon know if this hypothesis is correct, the salt on the forums today should have the server hamsters running round their little wheels in no time!
Look at the forums 3 or 4 days ago... .they were almost all positive, lots of posts of how great the anniversary event was! Hardly a salty post in sight!
MAYBE by being less salty we have starved the poor server hamsters and made them ill?
So it could be OUR fault they are down the last few days!
We will soon know if this hypothesis is correct, the salt on the forums today should have the server hamsters running round their little wheels in no time!
GM of the Unholy Legacy
EU/EP
Sorcerer Flaminir (Magicka) / Staminir (Stamina)Templar Elixiia (Magicka/Healer) / Lotti Velooni (Magicka)
DragonKnight Xalora Flaminar (Tank) / Unholy-Dragon-Toad (Tank)
Nightblade Aimee Owlious (Magicka) / Myttens (Stamina)
Warden: Frosti-Tute (Magicka/Healer) Boops-Many-Snoots (Stamina/Tank)
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makreth✭✭✭✭✭are they sleeping or....are they RIP
Also...i can tell that the one on the right is the european one....and the other one on the left is the NA eh?Edited by makreth on April 12, 2018 12:20PM2 -
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✭✭When you think about it, those hamsters get only half a day a week off and no holidays! I think they went on strike!PC - EU:
Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
Falathren - AD StamSorc
Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
Your-Ex - AD MagBlade3 -
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✭✭When you think about it, those hamsters get only half a day a week off and no holidays! I think they went on strike!
For what I'm paying in sub fees - ZOS can afford to hire temp hamsters to fill in for the regular hamsters a few times/year.The problem with society these days is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.1 -
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✭Stop the slaughter!!
See what they doing to the innocents as they roll off the wheel!
"One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star."
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Hmmm. Maybe ZOS should invest in temp or part time hamsters. Even a college work placement or post-graduade hamsters would helpPC - EU:
Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
Falathren - AD StamSorc
Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
Your-Ex - AD MagBlade0 -
Tyralbin✭✭✭✭✭The title of this thread could be an episode of The Big Bang Theory
Live a little love a lot send all your gold to this Imperials pot.1 -
DirkRavenclaw✭✭✭✭Council Member of AtWritsEnd, Member of LoneWolfeHelp, Donor of GhostSeaTradingCO., Factor of EastEmpireTradingCO.,HonourGuard of ´DominionImperialGuard(DIG/PVP)
Master Crafter including Jewelry, i craft for Mats and Donation, always happy to help, if Im not in the Middle of PVP, i play since around 14 Months0 -
DirkRavenclaw✭✭✭✭drkfrontiers wrote: »Stop the slaughter!!
See what they doing to the innocents as they roll off the wheel!
That is evil Council Member of AtWritsEnd, Member of LoneWolfeHelp, Donor of GhostSeaTradingCO., Factor of EastEmpireTradingCO.,HonourGuard of ´DominionImperialGuard(DIG/PVP)
Master Crafter including Jewelry, i craft for Mats and Donation, always happy to help, if Im not in the Middle of PVP, i play since around 14 Months1 -
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Hmmm. Maybe ZOS should invest in temp or part time hamsters. Even a college work placement or post-graduade hamsters would help
Post-grad hamsters are usually overpaid and too theoretical in their approach... what we'd need are some good old fashioned handy-hamsters.1 -
Blacksmoke✭✭✭✭✭See ZoS this is what happens when you take the servers off! People go mad! Are you happy now?! Are you?!Champion point: 645CharactersGanlian Stormian - AD - Dungeon healer - Templar - CrafterOndaril Stormian - AD - Trail DPS - SorcererShagrod gro-Bolmog - AD - PVP - Dragonknight2 -
DirkRavenclaw✭✭✭✭Blacksmoke wrote: »See ZoS this is what happens when you take the servers off! People go mad! Are you happy now?! Are you?!
This Threat made my Day to an Extend but youre Post tops it. And, you are quite right about it lol Council Member of AtWritsEnd, Member of LoneWolfeHelp, Donor of GhostSeaTradingCO., Factor of EastEmpireTradingCO.,HonourGuard of ´DominionImperialGuard(DIG/PVP)
Master Crafter including Jewelry, i craft for Mats and Donation, always happy to help, if Im not in the Middle of PVP, i play since around 14 Months0 -
Rouven✭✭✭✭✭
✭So can I contact my local electricity provider and ask for a discount if I'm extra salty?
In the future power is provided by an elite whine-force playing Ultimus 24/7 so that all people can have light and warmth. Positive thoughts are banished and a little 6 year old girl becomes a menace to society as she draws a picture of a unicorn ...Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett2 -
Flaminir✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭The title of this thread could be an episode of The Big Bang Theory
That was the inspiration behind it .... I was chanelling my inner Sheldon!
GM of the Unholy LegacyEU/EPSorcerer Flaminir (Magicka) / Staminir (Stamina)
Templar Elixiia (Magicka/Healer) / Lotti Velooni (Magicka)
DragonKnight Xalora Flaminar (Tank) / Unholy-Dragon-Toad (Tank)
Nightblade Aimee Owlious (Magicka) / Myttens (Stamina)
Warden: Frosti-Tute (Magicka/Healer) Boops-Many-Snoots (Stamina/Tank)0 -
Guarlet✭✭✭✭✭I love this theory, however, I must point out the fatal flaw in your hypothesis: have you seen the amount of salt on the forums lately on seemingly endless stupid topics (jewellery being oh-so-P2W, Morrowind being included with Summerset, etc)? If anything, the hamsters died from a salt overdose. AKA The Goblinator, PC/EU0 -
Flaminir✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I love this theory, however, I must point out the fatal flaw in your hypothesis: have you seen the amount of salt on the forums lately on seemingly endless stupid topics (jewellery being oh-so-P2W, Morrowind being included with Summerset, etc)? If anything, the hamsters died from a salt overdose.
So again... we caused the problem but this time by being TOO salty?
So we need some salt, but not too much....
I feel a Gorden Ramsey meme coming on...GM of the Unholy LegacyEU/EPSorcerer Flaminir (Magicka) / Staminir (Stamina)
Templar Elixiia (Magicka/Healer) / Lotti Velooni (Magicka)
DragonKnight Xalora Flaminar (Tank) / Unholy-Dragon-Toad (Tank)
Nightblade Aimee Owlious (Magicka) / Myttens (Stamina)
Warden: Frosti-Tute (Magicka/Healer) Boops-Many-Snoots (Stamina/Tank)0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzEq2fnyVDY
