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I need some help

forwardbias83
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The other day in Daggerfall docks, I was stealing, okay, yes, stealing is bad. But I needed the gold, someone stole my sweet roll... I found this deck of [Daedric Tarot Cards] Sweet, a card game. Apparently this was not some game though. Once I ported back to my house and started playing with the cards, just playing Solitaire. My furnishings started floating, some flew at me, smashing into the walls. Meanwhile the walls themselves started bleeding. And something like the voice of Molag Bal said to "You can't hide forever, you really thought you could defeat me? I will show you perpetual pain!!!" I tried burning the tarot cards in a fire, but they wont burn. I tried throwing them off a cliff, but the next day, somehow, they appeared next to me again, and follow me where ever I go. Dishes, silverware, chairs will suddenly want to attack me and other people. Every inn I take refuge in, I get kicked out after all the furnishings attack people. Do Templars have any sort of priest abilities, like the ability to turn undead or something? I am an orc vampire, so no, I am not a khajiit just tripping on skooma... The inn I am hiding in now, a ghostly chair just knocked the inn keeper out! Meanwhile angry villagers outside want to burn me at the stake.
  • Aliyavana
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    Cool story, awesomes please
  • Minyassa
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    See, that's how they get you. Exorcism is crown store only.
  • Voxicity
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Cool story, awesomes please

    There you go
  • Aliyavana
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    Voxicity wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Cool story, awesomes please

    There you go

    Thx, here's one for you
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Take the cards and shove them down your pants, then jiggle around, if you hear laughter then its working, do the twist!
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