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Who would win in a drinking contest?

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WhiteCoatSyndrome
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One of the Jester Queen's lines is along the lines of, 'Guess I'll just have to make the most of these rippling muscles and high tolerance for wine.' But of course, actual Queen Ayrenn drank Jorunn's mother under the table. So in a drink-off between the two, who would win?
Edited by WhiteCoatSyndrome on April 1, 2018 4:33PM
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Who would win in a drinking contest? 48 votes

Queen Ayrenn
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Jester Queen Ayrenn
52%
SirAndySheezabeastElsonsokimaerilNyghthowlerTaleof2CitiesDieAlteHexeThinkerOfThingsTheShadowScoutvonScuzzmanParaNostramDoctordarkspawnNyxserisriberionWrubius_CoronariaHighlor3SilverIce58phileunderx2Kiralyn2000Ilithyania 25 votes
  • Taleof2Cities
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    Jester Queen Ayrenn
    I’m sure it would be close, but Jester Queen is an Orc, so ...
  • swippy
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    Jester Queen Ayrenn
    tough one. i missed the Queen's story, but an Altmer out-drinking a Nord is remarkable. still, just because she used to be a wild woman doesn't mean all of her tolerance held up since she embraced the throne. it might not look right to a bunch of High Elves for the new Queen, who some people already don't have full confidence in, to be chugging at state dinners like a common bandit.

    for some reason i ascribe to Orcs a naturally high tolerance, though i can't back that up specifically with quotes. plus, our Jester seems like a real party girl. the person who's habitually assigned the office of Jester Queen isn't likely to be tame the rest of the year.

    anyway, i'd still give it to the Orc because she shouts "WOO-HOOOO!" more often than the Queen, and girls who scream like that are partiers.
  • MissBizz
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    Queen Ayrenn
    She knows how to party, we learn this early on in the AD quest line...
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  • Hurbster
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    Jaggi would somehow find himself the winner...
    So they raised the floor and lowered the ceiling. Except the ceiling has spikes in it now and the floor is also lava.
  • Aliyavana
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    Queen Ayrenn
    Ayreen does know how to party, lol
  • Kendaric
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    No one outdrinks Thane Jeggi, it's simple as that.
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    • UppGRAYxDD
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      Neither, an argonian would just pour it over its head and absorb everything through its skin.
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    • Elsonso
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      Jester Queen Ayrenn
      I expected at least one of the ZOS devs to be in this poll... :disappointed:

      :smiley:
    • SirAndy
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      Jester Queen Ayrenn
      Me ...
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    • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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      Queen Ayrenn
      lordrichter wrote: »
      I expected at least one of the ZOS devs to be in this poll... :disappointed:

      :smiley:

      I don't know who went out drinking so I couldn't include them. ;)
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    • SantieClaws
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      Khajiit could drink both of them not only under the table but under the wardrobe, the bed, the desk and the plant pots as well yes.

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    • Jaimeh
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      I don't know who would win between those two, Jester Queen has physically high tolerance, actual Queen has experientially high tolerance, but in general, my coin is on Tubidan, the Undaunted :smiley:
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