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[AD-NOR] Sinister Events of Substansial Alcohol Intake and a Violently Repulsive Overture
Ninjury
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..also known as The Orchestra - a fresh initative for lonely Norwegians.
We’re shamefully recruiting Norwegians for a socially challenged guild.
What we do:
- Chill out
- Create PvP and PvE groups
- Discover Lorebooks
- Provide fun in-guild events to boost guild spirit
- PUBG nights
- *** off people, get gear and derp
Among our requirements:
- A bit crazy
- Fluent in Norwegian
- Represent !€#$%, represent! Being in our guild, we'll be expecting you to act proud of the tag you're wearing and not be an ^-* towards other players, unless they have really asked for it, or if their only character is a Mag Warden who's been a Daft Punk fan since late 2013.
Now being socially challenged is one thing we really value. We got people with all levels of weaknesses, and being a person with a vivid personality adds to our culture. Among our crowd, we've got people with really small dogs, people with six or more cats, people who admit they're ***, people with no friends, people with lots of friends, people who like to send badly taken nudes to 4 out of 10 girls on Kik, and people who are generally just derp - but they all kick !@# and doesn't hesitate to join up on the fun.
Update: We've just learned that we got people with crushed balls, people who broke both arms in one go and there's this guy who recently got hit by a car, because he was biking in the wrong lane. This means we've taken on the market for socially handicapped people as well.
The Orchestra has got a crude sense of humour and is therefore not recommended for the faint-hearted.
We are dedicated, yet a fun place to be. We do not require experience - as it'll come by itself over time. We are merely looking for your dedication towards the PvP content we'll provide, and that you're able to learn.
Technical benefits:
N/A
If you think this sounds like your kind of soup, then don't hesitate to leave a note and we'll get in touch.
@Ninjury
Edited by Ninjury on February 23, 2018 1:42AM We’re shamefully recruiting Norwegians for a socially challenged guild.
What we do:
- Chill out
- Create PvP and PvE groups
- Discover Lorebooks
- Provide fun in-guild events to boost guild spirit
- PUBG nights
- *** off people, get gear and derp
Among our requirements:
- A bit crazy
- Fluent in Norwegian
- Represent !€#$%, represent! Being in our guild, we'll be expecting you to act proud of the tag you're wearing and not be an ^-* towards other players, unless they have really asked for it, or if their only character is a Mag Warden who's been a Daft Punk fan since late 2013.
Now being socially challenged is one thing we really value. We got people with all levels of weaknesses, and being a person with a vivid personality adds to our culture. Among our crowd, we've got people with really small dogs, people with six or more cats, people who admit they're ***, people with no friends, people with lots of friends, people who like to send badly taken nudes to 4 out of 10 girls on Kik, and people who are generally just derp - but they all kick !@# and doesn't hesitate to join up on the fun.
Update: We've just learned that we got people with crushed balls, people who broke both arms in one go and there's this guy who recently got hit by a car, because he was biking in the wrong lane. This means we've taken on the market for socially handicapped people as well.
The Orchestra has got a crude sense of humour and is therefore not recommended for the faint-hearted.
We are dedicated, yet a fun place to be. We do not require experience - as it'll come by itself over time. We are merely looking for your dedication towards the PvP content we'll provide, and that you're able to learn.
Technical benefits:
N/A
If you think this sounds like your kind of soup, then don't hesitate to leave a note and we'll get in touch.
@Ninjury
Ninjury - Magblade
Specialities: Trading
Proudly representing
The Orchestra
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Specialities: Trading
Proudly representing
The Orchestra
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