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Your Favourite Delve Description

Woodenplank
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As we all know; ESO gives you plenty of time to appreciate its loading screens.
So what's your favourite "Delve Loading Screen" description or joke? I'll start

Mal Sorra's Tomb
None of the denizens of Coldharbour can actually "die"—all of them, Daedra and Soul Shriven, merely discorporate until they can form new bodies. Why, then, are there so many tombs and graveyards? Because Coldharbour is Molag Bal's plane, and he likes them.
Edited by Woodenplank on January 30, 2018 8:02AM
I think it is central to ESO's well-being to critique the developers when they change the game (or fail to change something).
But the negativity can be exhausting, so I vow to post 50/50 negativity and appreciation.
  • PrayingSeraph
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    Oh jeez, how do you remember them? I mean, I enjoy them...but I couldn't just quote one off the top of my head
  • Runschei
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    I honestly don't remember any of them o.o
  • Woodenplank
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    Oh jeez, how do you remember them? I mean, I enjoy them...but I couldn't just quote one off the top of my head

    I started this thread 5 minutes after logging off :open_mouth:
    I think it is central to ESO's well-being to critique the developers when they change the game (or fail to change something).
    But the negativity can be exhausting, so I vow to post 50/50 negativity and appreciation.
  • Tryxus
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    "Morachellis Hag-Husband speculated that a troll's third eye was used to view, not the mundane world, but the overworld of spirits coterminous with our own. However, Morachellis also believed that horkers grew into mammoths, and that fire could be classed as a beverage."

    Friggid Grotto, Eastmarch
    Edited by Tryxus on January 30, 2018 10:14AM
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • kip_silverwolf
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    'Now ruined, the subterranean halls of Ondil were built in the early First Era to house Kinlady Fiorallelle's extensive collection of ceramic figurines. It was abandoned before completion when its alignment with the constellation of the Atronach was found to be seven percent off true.'

    Ondil, Auridon


    and this one as well -

    "Do not dally, do not linger, in the tomb they call Orc's Finger."

    Orc's Finger Ruins, Rivenspire
    "I'm going to live forever..or at least die trying"

    drunken Nord & Tamriel streaker since Arena

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