[PC/NA] Wipes-On-Trash ~ End Game Trials and Progression Guild

Ikusa

Wipes-On-Trash is an Mid-Core Trials Guild with which Bear Grylls would probably raid if he wasn't busy eating maggots or worse, braving an airport Holiday Inn. We are currently looking for a few more folks able to move and schmooze whilst still doing their jobs, whether it be weekly time trials or end game progression. So if you're the sort of person who has a couple hours free two or three nights a week to bully Rakkhat and Valariel, why not give us a gander.

What we're looking for:

• 3 + DPS capable of doing a minimum of 30K on the dummies but preferably at least that much whilst on the go.
• 1 tank who preferably looks good with a tail that keeps up with trends/individual research.
• 1 healer who preferably looks good with a tail that keeps up with trends/individual research.

What we're offering:

• Like minded individuals who play hard while hardly playing; folks who can keep it light-hearted but srs all at once...urr, you get the idea.
• Gear and theory crafters who spend too many hours on the dummies.
• Training as needed. There are fights we're still learning ourselves (vHoF, certain hardmodes)...come learn with us!

If you're still reading, feel free to contact me through the forums @Ikusa or in game @Huttprincess (long story, but I was young and needed the money) for more info or to chat about the upcoming Netflix Witcher series.

~Ik

skinnycheeks

I’d rate this guild a solid 5/7. Couldn’t be better.

Ikusa

skinnycheeks wrote: »

I’d rate this guild a solid 5/7. Couldn’t be better.

Well, with rice ofc.

Overklok

You guys got room for a stamplar? Last parse I did was ~32k with VO/night mothers. Looking for primarily tue/wed/sun vet trials

TheZeroDivide

We really need magicka DPS. We won't turn away stam DPS, just keep in mind that with the overabundance of stam DPS that is being played, the stam DPS slots are pretty much taken for core raids.

Ikusa

Overklok wrote: »

You guys got room for a stamplar? Last parse I did was ~32k with VO/night mothers. Looking for primarily tue/wed/sun vet trials

I sent you a message btw just to touch base. xp

Ikusa

Still on the market for some folks that can juke and jive and most importantly, teabag whilst rezzing others.

In particular, ranged DPS and a tank and healer!

Luthid

What days/times do you guys raid?

TheZeroDivide

All raids are at 9 PM EST. We do Core runs on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and open raids on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

Ikusa

Urr, someone whispered me last night during one of our raids (name starting with an H) but Zero told me he'd kick me if I didn't reloadui so I did and I lost your name. FORGIVE. If you see this, try again!

Currently looking for strong ranged DPS!

TheZeroDivide

Our core group is consistently downing Rakkhat now, and our open group has almost beaten the Twins! We're progressing nicely as a guild, and could use some more people to help fill weaknesses.

Talrol

Are you still looking for heals?

TheZeroDivide

Yes we are! We'll try to contact you in-game.

TheZeroDivide

We're still recruiting, folks. Message @thezerodivide or @huttprincess in game to talk to us!

Inipu

Hello. What day and times do you run trials? I live on the east coast.

Some_Guy

What's wrong, was "We Wipe on Trash" taken by a better guild?

Roaldy

Are yous looking for a tornado flaying tonk?

Ikusa

Inipu wrote: »

Hello. What day and times do you run trials? I live on the east coast.

Our Core group runs MTW from 9PM to 11PM EST, and our second group runs ThFS at the same time.

Sky_WK

I'm parsing around 27k as a mag sorc and still farming vMA and HoF for some better weapons, but would love to join to work on getting the deepz up. Let me know

Rondur_Sidriel

Hi,

I sent an in-game mail to @huttprincess just before I logged for the night. My @ is @risidirel0770. Thanks.

Rondur_Sidriel

Actually, it’s @rsidriel0770. Oops

Ikusa

Rondur_Sidriel wrote: »

Actually, it’s @rsidriel0770. Oops

I'll come stalk you in game then.

Ikusa

Wipes is still wiping strong and looking for a competent ranged DPS for progression.

If you are full of self-loathing, please let me know here or in game @huttprincess when we can have a chat.

Our raid times for this group are MTW @ 9 PM to approximate 11 PM EST.

BennyButton

How would you feel about inviting a ~slightly~ mediocre ranged magdps?

I am full of self loathing.

Stump

I am interested for the ranged dps. i PM'd you as well.

Ikusa

twogirls_onebenny wrote: »

How would you feel about inviting a ~slightly~ mediocre ranged magdps?

I am full of self loathing.

If you can beat me at a self-loathing competition, we can talk!

BennyButton

Ikusa wrote: »

twogirls_onebenny wrote: »

How would you feel about inviting a ~slightly~ mediocre ranged magdps?

I am full of self loathing.

If you can beat me at a self-loathing competition, we can talk!

you're on, i should warn you - I am very depressed

Ikusa

We have reopened our recruitment because there was too much self-loathing to be contained by myself and Benny alone.

Currently looking for one more tanky type (with sass) and a more ranged 30K+ DPS (or melees with the ability to swap to ranged depending on the fight).

Our raid times for these TWO groups are Th, F and Sat beginning at 8:30 PM EST & 9:00 pm respectively and running for approximately 2 hours.

~Ik

marcng

Hey Ikusa, do you still have a dps open slot for the guild inv ? My stamplar is 38k and Magsorc non-pet 33k , both on 6m dummy. Hit me up if you need more info. Thanks ^^
My userID IN Game : @marcng

Ikusa

marcng wrote: »

Hey Ikusa, do you still have a dps open slot for the guild inv ? My stamplar is 38k and Magsorc non-pet 33k , both on 6m dummy. Hit me up if you need more info. Thanks ^^
My userID IN Game : @marcng

Sent you a message in game. Stalk you there soon.

Ikusa

Still looking for a tank and 30K+ DPS (Ranged Preferred) to carry the phatest Argonian on their backs.