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ESO Live is down, post watermelon memes here

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After the dark and disturbing incantation "Watermelon Watermelon Watermelon" ESO Live went down, taking our hearts and minds with it.

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Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
  • AngelFires333
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    I am no sheep and refuse to conform to the majorities psy-optic brainwashing.


  • ADarklore
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    I am no sheep and refuse to conform to the majorities psy-optic brainwashing.


    Your banana has a very nice curve. >:)
    CP: 1965 ** ESO+ Gold Road ** ~~ Stamina Arcanist ~~ Magicka Warden ~~ Magicka Templar ~~ ***** Strictly a solo PvE quester *****
  • Synthwavius
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    Stream was great anyways. That system guy made me lol dozen of times. I gotta blue myself now
  • GrumpyDuckling
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    Just got home and don't know what is going on - so are they doing the stream later tonight, or did they postpone?
  • AngelFires333
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    ADarklore wrote: »
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    I am no sheep and refuse to conform to the majorities psy-optic brainwashing.


    Your banana has a very nice curve. >:)



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    Edited by Malthorne on January 20, 2018 1:24AM
  • xSkullfox
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    My memes made during stream:

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    Groupfinder:
    The worst part is when it finally puts you in a group, your healer turns into a werewolf, your tank has 14k HP and the dps is heavy armor, using a restro staff and a two handed sword on the backbar. Then comes the 15 minute penalty before the cycle starts anew.

    Rulz of Morrowind:
    • The first rule of Morrowind is: You do not talk about Morrowind.
    • The second rule of Morrowind is: You do not talk about Morrowind.
    • Third rule of Morrowind: Someone yells NDA stuff, uploads images, streams, the game is over.
    • Fourth rule: only invited players can test.
    • Fifth rule: one invite at a time, fellas.
    • Sixth rule: crying or bashing on pts.
    • Seventh rule: NDA will go on as long as they have to.
    • And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first invite at Morrowind, you have to play.
  • MisterBigglesworth
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    Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.
  • Peekachu99
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    What’s going on with their streams lately?
  • xSkullfox
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    Peekachu99 wrote: »
    What’s going on with their streams lately?

    Their hamster is low on stamina so no power to stream.
    Groupfinder:
    The worst part is when it finally puts you in a group, your healer turns into a werewolf, your tank has 14k HP and the dps is heavy armor, using a restro staff and a two handed sword on the backbar. Then comes the 15 minute penalty before the cycle starts anew.

    Rulz of Morrowind:
    • The first rule of Morrowind is: You do not talk about Morrowind.
    • The second rule of Morrowind is: You do not talk about Morrowind.
    • Third rule of Morrowind: Someone yells NDA stuff, uploads images, streams, the game is over.
    • Fourth rule: only invited players can test.
    • Fifth rule: one invite at a time, fellas.
    • Sixth rule: crying or bashing on pts.
    • Seventh rule: NDA will go on as long as they have to.
    • And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first invite at Morrowind, you have to play.
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    Peekachu99 wrote: »
    What’s going on with their streams lately?

    It's just a couple of hiccups, I wouldn't actually worry, just take the time to post some funny memes. They've done dozens of shows and streams and have an excellent track record that I'm sure they'll get back to.
    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
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    xSkullfox wrote: »
    Peekachu99 wrote: »
    What’s going on with their streams lately?

    Their hamster is low on stamina so no power to stream.

    It's the off-balance and synergy changes, the poor thing can't use spear shards like it used to.
    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
    Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
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    xSkullfox wrote: »
    My memes made during stream:

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    LOL
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    Recremen wrote: »
    xSkullfox wrote: »
    Peekachu99 wrote: »
    What’s going on with their streams lately?

    Their hamster is low on stamina so no power to stream.

    It's the off-balance and synergy changes, the poor thing can't use spear shards like it used to.

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    Groupfinder:
    The worst part is when it finally puts you in a group, your healer turns into a werewolf, your tank has 14k HP and the dps is heavy armor, using a restro staff and a two handed sword on the backbar. Then comes the 15 minute penalty before the cycle starts anew.

    Rulz of Morrowind:
    • The first rule of Morrowind is: You do not talk about Morrowind.
    • The second rule of Morrowind is: You do not talk about Morrowind.
    • Third rule of Morrowind: Someone yells NDA stuff, uploads images, streams, the game is over.
    • Fourth rule: only invited players can test.
    • Fifth rule: one invite at a time, fellas.
    • Sixth rule: crying or bashing on pts.
    • Seventh rule: NDA will go on as long as they have to.
    • And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first invite at Morrowind, you have to play.
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    Many of you want everything to be perfect and conform to your subjective opinion about how life should be.
    I am Sorry to inform you that reality is not like that.
    Just sayen. :)
    Edited by AngelFires333 on January 20, 2018 2:54AM
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    Fan of playing magblade since 2015. (PC NA)
    Might be joking in comments.
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  • VaranisArano
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    Watermelon memes and no mention of the Oblivion Watermelon Dupe Glitch yet?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llCJg5LiKo8
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    Dojohoda wrote: »
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    Dojohoda wrote: »
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    For better understanding
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    Groupfinder:
    The worst part is when it finally puts you in a group, your healer turns into a werewolf, your tank has 14k HP and the dps is heavy armor, using a restro staff and a two handed sword on the backbar. Then comes the 15 minute penalty before the cycle starts anew.

    Rulz of Morrowind:
    • The first rule of Morrowind is: You do not talk about Morrowind.
    • The second rule of Morrowind is: You do not talk about Morrowind.
    • Third rule of Morrowind: Someone yells NDA stuff, uploads images, streams, the game is over.
    • Fourth rule: only invited players can test.
    • Fifth rule: one invite at a time, fellas.
    • Sixth rule: crying or bashing on pts.
    • Seventh rule: NDA will go on as long as they have to.
    • And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first invite at Morrowind, you have to play.
  • VaranisArano
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    A Watermelon Atronach?
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  • AngelFires333
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    xSkullfox wrote: »
    Dojohoda wrote: »
    Funny-fruit-game.jpg

    Futurama-Fry.jpg


    For better understanding
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    ...
    Edited by AngelFires333 on January 20, 2018 3:49AM
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  • ZOS_KatP
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    Hi all,

    Since this thread is not constructive, we've decided to close it.

    Thanks!
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