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Does anyone else get bothered by the random Deadric summoners?

Nightfall12
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I mean these guys are all over the place, and the dialogue is clearly intent on throwing wide the jaws of oblivion! So why is no matter what comes out they cry for help like little babies? You opened the portal….WHY? And then after crying as soon as you dispatch the monsters they just walk through a portal….like you should get time to slap some sense into them first.
Ummm stuff… about stuff…or something.
  • Spacemonkey
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    I like to think they are a representation of the game's population.

    Asking for something out of self entitlement, immaturity, or w/e, and then whining when they get it...

    :D
  • Nightfall12
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    Well-played Spacemonkey well-played
    I like to think they are a representation of the game's population.

    Asking for something out of self entitlement, immaturity, or w/e, and then whining when they get it...

    :D

    Ummm stuff… about stuff…or something.
  • Erraln
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    They are terrible summoners. Every single one of their incantations is about unbinding, freeing, letting loose, and then they're surprised when something gets through that has freedom of action! They deserve to be scamp nibbles, leave them to their fate :)
  • ThePrinceOfBargains
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    I like to think they are a representation of the game's population.

    Asking for something out of self entitlement, immaturity, or w/e, and then whining when they get it...

    :D

    More like asking for something out common sense, courtesy, or etc, and then getting annoyed when they play corrupt-a-wish.
  • Wreuntzylla
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    I mean these guys are all over the place, and the dialogue is clearly intent on throwing wide the jaws of oblivion! So why is no matter what comes out they cry for help like little babies? You opened the portal….WHY? And then after crying as soon as you dispatch the monsters they just walk through a portal….like you should get time to slap some sense into them first.

    Or kill them? All we need is Tamrielites going around and randomly opening portals to oblivion...
  • Nightfall12
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    I like to think they are a representation of the game's population.

    Asking for something out of self entitlement, immaturity, or w/e, and then whining when they get it...

    :D

    More like asking for something out common sense, courtesy, or etc, and then getting annoyed when they play corrupt-a-wish.


    I find Irony in the Name Prince of Bargains….as that is a play on the Careful what you wish for theme….
    Ummm stuff… about stuff…or something.
  • Rouven
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    "From the spirits that I called, Sir, deliver me!"

    The Summoner's Apprentice.
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  • Rainraven
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    I never save those guys. Their summons will only attack them, forever, so I just leave them to it.
  • GoonyGoat
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    And they don't even give the poor saps that save their [snip] a bit of coin ... Just rude

    [Edited to remove profanity]
    Edited by ZOS_KatP on December 2, 2017 8:05PM
  • Nestor
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    I get close enough to trigger the spawn the run away and leave them to deal with it.
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

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  • runagate
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    That similar bandit encounter bothers me much much more, "Boyo boyo!!!" oddly unsettling.
  • AlnilamE
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    You should have been here at launch when you could hear them across the entire zone when they were summoning. :-P
    The Moot Councillor
  • Nightfall12
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    I always wondered about many of those little scenes. I like that it adds to the living world, but Come'on man there needs to be a summoners conference or have ZOS add a lore book about NOT acting this exact way.

    Something like "You can't always count on adventurous vestiges saving you from your own ineptness"
    Ummm stuff… about stuff…or something.
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    Doesn't bother me. XP is XP...

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  • Lyserus
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    I don't know why but everytime this summoner and bandit hostage thing happen, they shout “help me help me” to no end, so i had to take care of it first
  • Resfeber
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    AlnilamE wrote: »
    You should have been here at launch when you could hear them across the entire zone when they were summoning. :-P

    Lord.
    Resfeber (n.): the restless race of the traveler's heart before the journey begins, when anxiety and anticipation are tangled together; a travel fever that can manifest as an illness.
    [Jan '14 Beta Tester]
  • runagate
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    Resfeber wrote: »
    AlnilamE wrote: »
    You should have been here at launch when you could hear them across the entire zone when they were summoning. :-P

    Lord.

    Ranser! You MADMAN!!!

    Worst. ESO. Bug. EVAR.
  • Wreuntzylla
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    Nestor wrote: »
    I get close enough to trigger the spawn the run away and leave them to deal with it.

    LOL
  • Wreuntzylla
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    Resfeber wrote: »
    AlnilamE wrote: »
    You should have been here at launch when you could hear them across the entire zone when they were summoning. :-P

    Lord.

    It's not as bad as you think. Back then, things were so broken that sound effects weren't exactly on the top of the list of hyper annoying issues.

    Sort of like falling and getting a splinter just after being shot in the leg.
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