Maintenance for the week of December 16:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – December 16
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)

I demand compensation...

T4T2FR34K
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...for the 1.5 hours this maintenance has shifted my 20 hour window of the random daily dungeon mysterious reward box, until my demands are met I will not be purchasing ANYTHING from the crown store for the duration of the maintenance period, that is all.
  • Verbal_Earthworm
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    Real Talk
  • AlienSlof
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    Entitled much?

    Demand will get you nothing. Be polite. Ask nicely. Say 'please'.

    Honey will get you a better result than vinegar.
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • starkerealm
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    T4T2FR34K wrote: »
    ...for the 1.5 hours this maintenance has shifted my 20 hour window of the random daily dungeon mysterious reward box, until my demands are met I will not be purchasing ANYTHING from the crown store for the duration of the maintenance period, that is all.

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    Edited by starkerealm on December 1, 2017 12:36PM
  • Huyen
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    T4T2FR34K wrote: »
    ...for the 1.5 hours this maintenance has shifted my 20 hour window of the random daily dungeon mysterious reward box, until my demands are met I will not be purchasing ANYTHING from the crown store for the duration of the maintenance period, that is all.

    Yeah....they are fixing stuff for the majority of players at the moment, so your "demands" are turned to deaf ears at this moment. But on the bright side: you will have more money to spend on other useless stuff.
    Huyen Shadowpaw, dedicated nightblade tank - PS4 (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, nightblade dps - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Lightpaw, templar healer - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, necromancer dps - PC EU (Retired)
    Huyen Swiftpaw, dragonknight (no defined role yet)

    "Failure is only the opportunity to begin again. Only this time, more wisely" - Uncle Iroh
  • Gprime31
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    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Entitled much?

    Demand will get you nothing. Be polite. Ask nicely. Say 'please'.

    Honey will get you a better result than vinegar.

    #millennial
  • LukosCreyden
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    I think this is a parody post.
    Struggling to find a new class to call home.Please send help.
  • AzraelKrieg
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    I think this is a parody post.

    It is. And a pretty low tier one as well. But kudos to the OP
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
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    "You're trying too hard... do it at 80%, never 100%. Relax." - My sensei.
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  • starkerealm
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    I think this is a parody post.

    I was mildly amused. I'm slightly more amused by the number of people who didn't notice the joke.
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    It’s funny how some people’s perpetual need to either defend ZOS or put others down causes them to completely miss the real meaning of the OP. Take day off, lads, yeah?
  • T4T2FR34K
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    I'm slightly more amused by the number of people who didn't notice the joke.

    Ah HA!
  • starkerealm
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    AlienSlof wrote: »
    Entitled much?

    Demand will get you nothing. Be polite. Ask nicely. Say 'please'.

    Honey will get you a better result than vinegar.

    But paint thinner and napalm will get you fun times and a felony conviction.
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    Man, I wish I could use more of my hoard of "bait" warnings. But I'd quickly run afoul of the foul language rules.
  • Vhozek
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    I love when people sound entitled as hell with first world problems.
    Calm down, the game had issues. Woo, life threatening!
    These issues are being taken care of the one way possible. Yeah man, don't support people who are taking care of your first world problems.
    𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆, 𝗺𝗼𝗱𝘀. 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗶𝗿𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴.
  • devilfunk
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    T4T2FR34K wrote: »
    ...for the 1.5 hours this maintenance has shifted my 20 hour window of the random daily dungeon mysterious reward box, until my demands are met I will not be purchasing ANYTHING from the crown store for the duration of the maintenance period, that is all.

    Get over yourself, it will make your life a lot more manageable.
  • T4T2FR34K
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    devilfunk wrote: »
    T4T2FR34K wrote: »
    ...for the 1.5 hours this maintenance has shifted my 20 hour window of the random daily dungeon mysterious reward box, until my demands are met I will not be purchasing ANYTHING from the crown store for the duration of the maintenance period, that is all.

    Get over yourself, it will make your life a lot more manageable.

    Game over cause its up...
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    You will eat what your fed and still use the crown store. Failing that you have already donated so LOL
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    Servers are up if you aren't XB1
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
  • xii-santa
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    The definition or satire and sarcasm need to be at the top of every forum LMAO
  • zaria
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    Wait does the maintenance stop the 20 hour countdown?
    I know bounty don't count down during maintenance but assumed horse training and pledges, probably also research went on timestamp not some internal counter on server.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • VelimOrthic
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    I think this is a parody post.

    I was mildly amused. I'm slightly more amused by the number of people who didn't notice the joke.

    I always wonder if the culprit is youth, english not being a first language, or both.
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    I think this is a parody post.

    I was mildly amused. I'm slightly more amused by the number of people who didn't notice the joke.

    I always wonder if the culprit is youth, english not being a first language, or both.

    In this case, I suspect it's simply that the joke was camouflaged a bit too well.
  • VelimOrthic
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    I think this is a parody post.

    I was mildly amused. I'm slightly more amused by the number of people who didn't notice the joke.

    I always wonder if the culprit is youth, english not being a first language, or both.

    In this case, I suspect it's simply that the joke was camouflaged a bit too well.

    I don't know, the "1.5" vs "20 hour window" is a pretty dead giveaway.
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    I think this is a parody post.

    I was mildly amused. I'm slightly more amused by the number of people who didn't notice the joke.

    I always wonder if the culprit is youth, english not being a first language, or both.

    In this case, I suspect it's simply that the joke was camouflaged a bit too well.

    Hardly. If it had been a snake, it would've bitten you.

    :wink:

    Dirty, filthy casual aka Nancy, the Wallet Warrior Carebear Potato Whale Snowflake
  • T4T2FR34K
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    In this case, I suspect it's simply that the joke was camouflaged a bit too well.

    I'm a fan of dead pan.
  • T4T2FR34K
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    Hardly. If it had been a snake, it would've bitten you.

    :wink:

    I thought so too...but here we are, lol.
  • Mureel
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    I think this is a parody post.

    I was mildly amused. I'm slightly more amused by the number of people who didn't notice the joke.

    Yeah, it takes an open eye to recognise a Master Baiter. (which incidentally, is what the Master Angler title should be!)
  • T4T2FR34K
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    Mureel wrote: »
    Yeah, it takes an open eye to recognise a Master Baiter. (which incidentally, is what the Master Angler title should be!)

    Ahhhhhahahahh, I see what you did there and I LOVE it!
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