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I am 8 months old trying to access the ESO website

hydrocynus
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I made a mistake when visiting the ESO website and said I was born in 2017. Now I get the access denied message and don't know how to clear it so can't buy crowns.

I tried clearing cookies but no joy.

As you can see I am quite advanced for an infant with my ability to type and clear cookies. Do I have to wait for 17 years to buy crowns now?
My internet is invalid
  • chaserstorm16909
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    probably
  • MLGProPlayer
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    Contact support.
  • starkerealm
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    Purge the cookies, clear the cache, restart the browser... or just try logging in on a different browser.
  • Loralai_907
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    oh dear lol, the one time it remembers a birth date added to it without asking you again hahaha. I'm so sorry. WHY is 2017 as a birth year even an option? Do they get many babies trying to check the website out?
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  • ArchMikem
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    This is awesome.

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  • Everstorm
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    hydrocynus wrote: »
    I made a mistake when visiting the ESO website and said I was born in 2017. Now I get the access denied message and don't know how to clear it so can't buy crowns.

    I tried clearing cookies but no joy.

    As you can see I am quite advanced for an infant with my ability to type and clear cookies. Do I have to wait for 17 years to buy crowns now?

    Ask your mommy!
  • Ratzkifal
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    Happened to me too, but then I deleted system32 and was good to go.
    (This is a joke. Do NOT do that). You can try a different browser. It worked for me.
    Edited by Ratzkifal on November 29, 2017 7:07AM
    This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.
  • hydrocynus
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    Hehe. Yeah I get asked every time I use the website. It doesn't trust me when I say I am over 18. one time I claim to be under 1 it takes that as gospel and refuses to let me change it. What a ridiculous piece of code.

    I have reset cookies and all internet history, restarted phone (I forgot to mention I am the first toddler to effectively operate a smart phone, but I guess if Paris Hilton can then it's not so special that a toddler can), yet still that site thinks I am 8 months old.

    Since I am on phone I don't want to abandon Chrome to get another browser. In addition my mommy had disabled access to the play store and i don't know the password so I can't get a new browser even if I wanted to.
    My internet is invalid
  • Nightfall12
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    Ratzkifal wrote: »
    Happened to me too, but then I deleted system32 and was good to go.
    (This is a joke. Do NOT do that). You can try a different browser. It worked for me.

    ok maybe way old, but long ago on my first second hand Pre-windows DOS PC, i lost the command.com aka the command interpreter. Couldn't do anything…and i had my homework a research paper on that thing, luckily my teacher was cool enough to give me an extra day, and i got my friends to copy the command.com from each of their PCs and put em on the ole floppy discs until one worked….still have nightmares i have a paper due and a bad or missing command interpreter
    Ummm stuff… about stuff…or something.
  • hydrocynus
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    Oh but here is the kicker. I can't log into my account to raise a support ticket because it is denying me access to the accounts page on the website.

    WAHAHA.

    Ok no flame guar for me sadly.
    My internet is invalid
  • mewcatus
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    oh dear lol, the one time it remembers a birth date added to it without asking you again hahaha. I'm so sorry. WHY is 2017 as a birth year even an option? Do they get many babies trying to check the website out?

    Well, seeing as how ESO lacks children, having players in that age group may incentivize ZoS to have child npcs to relate to them.
  • hydrocynus
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    Update. It's definitely browser related.

    But honestly. Abandoning chrome because this is set and cannot change? That's ridiculous.
    My internet is invalid
  • starkerealm
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    hydrocynus wrote: »
    Update. It's definitely browser related.

    But honestly. Abandoning chrome because this is set and cannot change? That's ridiculous.

    It will expire, eventually. I think the age gate has a 7day or 30 day timer on it. (I'm not sure on the exact value because I interact with the main site so rarely.
  • Noggin_the_Nog
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    hydrocynus wrote: »
    Update. It's definitely browser related.

    But honestly. Abandoning chrome because this is set and cannot change? That's ridiculous.

    Suggest ask your mommy if you can use her PC/laptop to log in?
  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit is very impressed with this kitten.

    This one did not even try eating cookies until she was more than a year old yes.

    Now this one cannot stop ...

    Yours with paws
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  • Runs
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    I've done this before... Just closed browser, ran ccleaner, and possibly restarted my computer and was back to asking me again.
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  • starkerealm
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    Runs wrote: »
    I've done this before... Just closed browser, ran ccleaner, and possibly restarted my computer and was back to asking me again.

    Great, now I've got Blink 182 stuck in my head. Not exactly your fault, but, you know, kinda.
  • rob_ber
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    @hydrocynus best 8 month old Tank ever! But dude, something is telling you that you have enough guars already :) Btw, you can always trade kidney for crowns :)
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  • Turelus
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    Does it work if you use private mode in your browser?

    If so then clear your cache as well as cookies.
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  • WildWilbur
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    hydrocynus wrote: »
    As you can see I am quite advanced for an infant with my ability to type and clear cookies. Do I have to wait for 17 years to buy crowns now?

    Well mate, MY 8 month old infant can also clear cookies very skillful... :smiley:

    "Call me a killjoy, but I think that because this is not to my taste, no one else should be able to enjoy it." Marge Simpson
  • starkerealm
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    WildWilbur wrote: »
    hydrocynus wrote: »
    As you can see I am quite advanced for an infant with my ability to type and clear cookies. Do I have to wait for 17 years to buy crowns now?

    Well mate, MY 8 month old infant can also clear cookies very skillful... :smiley:

    And already more advanced than @SantieClaws was at that age...
  • SantieClaws
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    WildWilbur wrote: »
    hydrocynus wrote: »
    As you can see I am quite advanced for an infant with my ability to type and clear cookies. Do I have to wait for 17 years to buy crowns now?

    Well mate, MY 8 month old infant can also clear cookies very skillful... :smiley:

    And already more advanced than @SantieClaws was at that age...

    Ah but Khajiit had other skills at that age that human kittens they do not!

    Climbing up trees for example yes.

    Climbing down again came later ...

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

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  • GrigorijMalahevich
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    I would pay with coin to never specify my birth date again on this website... The only time when it remembers what you specified is when you made a mistake...

    Ironic :smiley:

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  • helediron
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    You go kid and clean your history. With my 117 years on my shoulders i never had that trouble. I was lucky. Had i born one day earlier, i would not be able to pass.
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  • starkerealm
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    I would pay with coin to never specify my birth date again on this website... The only time when it remembers what you specified is when you made a mistake...

    Ironic :smiley:

    Delete cookies and cache

    The logic, as it was explained to me once, is that kids tend to be initially honest about their age. Ask it, and they will cough up the real number. Then, after that, they'll try lying to get past your block. So, they screw up once, and you lock them out. That said, I've never verified that explanation, so it might not be completely true.

    Of course, if you were old enough to drink, before the age gate's cutoff year, and you just made an idiotic typo...
  • hydrocynus
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    rob_ber wrote: »
    @hydrocynus best 8 month old Tank ever! But dude, something is telling you that you have enough guars already :) Btw, you can always trade kidney for crowns :)

    One cannot have too many guars
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  • hydrocynus
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    hydrocynus wrote: »
    Update. It's definitely browser related.

    But honestly. Abandoning chrome because this is set and cannot change? That's ridiculous.

    It will expire, eventually. I think the age gate has a 7day or 30 day timer on it. (I'm not sure on the exact value because I interact with the main site so rarely.

    That's stupid. In 30 days I will still be 9 months old.
    My internet is invalid
  • rhapsodious
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    Turelus wrote: »
    Does it work if you use private mode in your browser?

    If so then clear your cache as well as cookies.

    Yeah, open incognito.

    Sorry if it's different on iOS, but on Android, tap the vertical 3 dots in Chrome -> New Incognito Tab.
    Edited by rhapsodious on November 29, 2017 4:29PM
  • Lexxypwns
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    You should start streaming, there’s a market gap there you can exploit. I know of 0 babies streaming ESO
  • zaria
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    oh dear lol, the one time it remembers a birth date added to it without asking you again hahaha. I'm so sorry. WHY is 2017 as a birth year even an option? Do they get many babies trying to check the website out?
    Yes its an impressive bad system.
    So bad It require some skills think wiping repeatably in first trash in Wayrest 1.

    Some issues 1) 95% of people with too low birth date has miss typed it, its no point of storing it.
    2) the age verification is some stupid legal requirement, don't think its required to lock you out if too low age.
    Even if just logging in on your account should bypass it for obvious reason.

    More so as if you come from this forum its no need to check for birth date anyway, yes you get that idiot system even from the announcement pop ups.

    More idiotic in that this is trivial to change just move the store birth date as cookie a few lines down so its only stored if passed.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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