Loss of sound jokes

Crown

For those who don't actually PvP, the dev team has re-introduced the bug whereby sound is lost in fights with more than 10 players present.

The best ones I've seen in zone are:

Sound will be released in a new DLC this winter!
Crown store exclusive! Sound in PvP for only 5,000 crowns!
WTS sound, mono only! Pst offers!

Any other good ones?

Ankael07

I saw someone say this sound bug is an ''immersion feature'' where our characters develop combat fatigue from participating in the Alliance War and become deaf.

Ackwalan

Wait, everyone's sound is going out? Whew, I can cancel that Doc appointment then.

Elong

Crown wrote: »

For those who don't actually PvP, the dev team has re-introduced the bug whereby sound is lost in fights with more than 10 players present.

The best ones I've seen in zone are:

Sound will be released in a new DLC this winter!
Crown store exclusive! Sound in PvP for only 5,000 crowns!
WTS sound, mono only! Pst offers!

Any other good ones?

Please don't give them any ideas.

zyk

Ankael07 wrote: »

I saw someone say this sound bug is an ''immersion feature'' where our characters develop combat fatigue from participating in the Alliance War and become deaf.

Whenever it happens, I actually *feel* concussed and it disorients me in rl. I don't know if it's true for everyone, but I rely on audio cues a lot and it is jarring to lose them.

I want to say that I can't believe ZOS doesn't consider this to be a high priority item to be fixed, but sadly it is expected from them.

Turelus

EVESO has sound?

HaroniNDeorum

zos give the sound pls, it keeps the hype of the fight, when sounds is gone i laugh even if i am getting zerg lol

Zorgon_The_Revenged

Someone in zone chat said you can fix it by pressing ALT-F4, funny thing is it worked.

ToRelax

Elong wrote: »

Crown wrote: »

For those who don't actually PvP, the dev team has re-introduced the bug whereby sound is lost in fights with more than 10 players present.

The best ones I've seen in zone are:

Sound will be released in a new DLC this winter!
Crown store exclusive! Sound in PvP for only 5,000 crowns!
WTS sound, mono only! Pst offers!

Any other good ones?

Please don't give them any ideas.

Doesn't change a thing. It's a "convenience" item, so sooner or later it will be available for sale.
Crown Sound Potion: Adds extra sound effects to the game for 30 min. I can see it now.

SurprisedFour91

legit saw someone called "No Sound Just Pain" today.

Anazasi

Oh you didn't read the patch notes. The status effect concussed now bursts your eardrum causing sound to stop until the status effect ends. This is an immersion feature provided free . Next month coming to the crown store will be xmas ear muffs that will prevent this status effect just in time for the holidays.

Crewt

Play very loud music and ignore game sound. It makes things better.

Zouni

Whats even funnier is the solution ZOS provided...update my sound card drivers LOL!!!

DeadlyRecluse

I tend to stop talking in TS when sound goes out, too. Takes me a second to start calling again lol.

Vanthras79

I am guessing this is “a thing” related to “stuff.”

KingExecration

I just assumed my dragonknight that I made as old as possible finally went deaf

Agrippa_Invisus

I wanted to post some jokes about the in game sound.

But I haven't heard any good ones yet.

geonsocal

what???

Kram8ion

IS THIS THiNG ON?!

Dreyloch

The funniest thing is, there was a response from ZoS asking how to recreate it etc. What were the parameters for it happening ....bla blah blah. Like seriously!?!?!?? Play your game and see for yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=(

pzschrek

My favorite:

"Boy (XYZ technical issue) is really bad tonight"

"Have you bought anything from the Crown Store lately?"

Zaldan

Elder Scrolls Online is MMO with 10 million players,

Dreyloch wrote: »

The funniest thing is, there was a response from ZoS asking how to recreate it etc. What were the parameters for it happening ....bla blah blah. Like seriously!?!?!?? Play your game and see for yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=(

I don't think they have the hard drive space to install it

Crewt

Why do posts in this thread keep disappearing?

Agrippa_Invisus

Crewt wrote: »

Why do posts in this thread keep disappearing?

Probably because they sounded too critical.

caeliusstarbreaker

Agrippa_Invisus wrote: »

Crewt wrote: »

Why do posts in this thread keep disappearing?

Probably because they sounded too critical.

Because the relationship between their forum moderation and server strength/technical expertise is inversely proportionate.

adirondack

caeliusstarbreaker wrote: »

Agrippa_Invisus wrote: »

Crewt wrote: »

Why do posts in this thread keep disappearing?

Probably because they sounded too critical.

Because the relationship between their forum moderation and server strength/technical expertise is inversely proportionate.

LOL! I'm so tempted to reply with some inverse logrithmic function but that would be way too nerdy.

caeliusstarbreaker

adirondack wrote: »

caeliusstarbreaker wrote: »

Agrippa_Invisus wrote: »

Crewt wrote: »

Why do posts in this thread keep disappearing?

Probably because they sounded too critical.

Because the relationship between their forum moderation and server strength/technical expertise is inversely proportionate.

LOL! I'm so tempted to reply with some inverse logrithmic function but that would be way too nerdy.

I’d hit the awesome tab for that.

Malic

I wish it were funny but its just another piece of the evidence puzzle to support the hypothesis that they arent very good.

What other game do you play that the sound cuts out for minutes on end? Then its fixed and in the future reintroduced?

Agrippa_Invisus

Malic wrote: »

I wish it were funny but its just another piece of the evidence puzzle to support the hypothesis that they arent very good.

What other game do you play that the sound cuts out for minutes on end? Then its fixed and in the future reintroduced?

Games with issues like that, when found out in the wild of the Steam library, are usually called 'bad games'..

You know, the junky Greenlight games that are cobbled together out of purchased Unity engage crap?
Things like 'Army Man 2: The ReAngering' and other drek.

They're the ones that have issues like this sound issue.

They usually cost a couple bucks at most and have user reviews of 'Mostly Negative'.

Ghostbane

Wow, I didn't hear about this.

Kharret

Ghostbane wrote: »

Wow, I didn't hear about this.

That's strange, all guys in Cyrodiil heard that sound disapperance loud and clear