quest to start clockwork: go fudge yourself

Wing

alright I already hate darkelves thanks to vvardenfell

they are without a doubt my least favorite race in TES now.

but this chick walks up all snoby and is like "you, yeah you, your going to go meet this guy and do some crap for him"

me: "and if I don't want to?"

snoby wench: "oh that's fine you are just a coward and must live with the shame of being a coward"

me: stern look, flicks the bird right in her face, walks off and dons dark brotherhood robes and jots down her name and the guy she represents.


literally the worst opening to DLC I have ever dealt with, "do you know how long I have been looking for you!" has nothing on this.

Jade1986

Wing wrote: »

alright I already hate darkelves thanks to vvardenfell

they are without a doubt my least favorite race in TES now.

but this chick walks up all snoby and is like "you, yeah you, your going to go meet this guy and do some crap for him"

me: "and if I don't want to?"

snoby wench: "oh that's fine you are just a coward and must live with the shame of being a coward"

me: stern look, flicks the bird right in her face, walks off and dons dark brotherhood robes and jots down her name and the guy she represents.


literally the worst opening to DLC I have ever dealt with, "do you know how long I have been looking for you!" has nothing on this.

Thats dunmer, they tend to be like that. What did you expect? I think they did a very good job of depicting them in vardenfell and CwC so far.

Also, why would you accept the quest and then not want to help ???

ThePrinceOfBargains

Still didn’t make me want to kill her as bad as the Vvardenfell guards.

“Now get lost, scum!”
“Fine. Now get your stink away from me!”

Every time I get caught by a Vvardenfell guard and decide to pay them, I immediately get another bounty from throwing an aedric spear through their chest or knocking them into the air with destructive reach.

Aliyavana

Not everyone can handle being inferior to dark elves well

Ghettokid

As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Wrothgar mornin'
A poor little baby Orc is born
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

And Forge-mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry Orc to feed
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)

Glockcoma725

Ah it's moments like this that cause me to pop in skyrim and do a little trot around Windhelm. Listen to some of that Nordic racism. Dark Elves don't like their own medicine

Theodard

Personally like to slot Streak on my front bar, remove my weapons and walk up and punch Dunmers in the face for no reason other than Altmer.

Wing

I now feel the dunmer deserve everything that's comin to em down the line, you reap what you sow.

PrayingSeraph

Looks like we got an infestion of argonians\crocodile\cold blooded beasts here ranting about. Can someone call House Dres for pest removal?