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Patch notes funny quips

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LMar
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Couldn't help but point out a few quips in the Patch notes:
  • Taller races now sit in chairs correctly.
  • Marbruk: Eralgor no longer walks up onto walls in his sweeping fervor. Tone it down, man. You're at an 11. We need you at a 6.
  • Silent Village: You can no longer bind an army of bears during this quest.
  • Pothole Caverns: Diabolist Vethisa has wised up to your cunning tricks. No more killing her with the Blade of Woe!
  • Fell's Run: Beaunois Edette no longer steps over tables and chairs to get to where he's told. Sit down and sober up, buddy.

Have you noticed anything more? :P
"If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
"Taller races now sit in chairs correctly"
  • Turelus
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    I do love the fun twists and comments placed on some of the notes. Much love to them for keeping it fun and informative.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
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  • Runschei
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    LMar wrote: »
    Sit down and sober up, buddy.


    My favorite sentence from now on. My new weekend motto lol
  • LMar
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    Runschei wrote: »
    LMar wrote: »
    Sit down and sober up, buddy.


    My favorite sentence from now on. My new weekend motto lol

    Also a good one to post in odd complaint posts!
    "If a stick of fish is a fish stick, it will stick like other fish sticks stick"
    "Taller races now sit in chairs correctly"
  • Runschei
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    LMar wrote: »
    Runschei wrote: »
    LMar wrote: »
    Sit down and sober up, buddy.


    My favorite sentence from now on. My new weekend motto lol

    Also a good one to post in odd complaint posts!

    Referring to the thread about kids from earlier today? hohoho
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