Children?, interactive furnature?

EternalDiva

One of the things I loved about skyrim, in addition to having my own home, and ability to put things IN my boxes, dressers and shelves, was also ability to have children.

WHEN will be get children in the online game???

the houses are very nice. But as I just purchased a nice one I realize, even with all its great furnishings its pretty useless. I cant interact with furniture. I cant store anything, and I have no children or helper to greet me when I return home at the end of a long day of battle. :-(

SirAndy

Apparently you missed the thread about children that has been going for the last week or so.
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/4579045/p1

And all the threads about the subject that came before it.

ThePrinceOfBargains

I’m guessing you never actually played Skyrim, where every other sentence that came out of the children’s mouths made you want to kill them. Not to mention that every single kid, boy or girl, had the exact same pudgy, clay-like face that made you want to kill them even more while listening to them. Fallout 4’s children weren’t handled so poorly, but I doubt ESO’s developers would have that luxury.

Please, no kids. Invulnerable, smart [snip] guards are bad enough. We don’t need invulnerable little *** on top of it. I only want kids if we can bash them to death with our Pay 2 Lose brooms.

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Hippie4927

TheMaster wrote: »

I’m guessing you never actually played Skyrim, where every other sentence that came out of the children’s mouths made you want to kill them. Not to mention that every single kid, boy or girl, had the exact same pudgy, clay-like face that made you want to kill them even more while listening to them. Fallout 4’s children weren’t handled so poorly, but I doubt ESO’s developers would have that luxury.

Please, no kids. Invulnerable, smart [snip] guards are bad enough. We don’t need invulnerable little *** on top of it. I only want kids if we can bash them to death with our Pay 2 Lose brooms.

^^This^^ I couldn't have said it better!

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Khenarthi

I actually disabled all kids (and dogs) from my Skyrim runthroughs. They were super annoying and unnecessary.

Runschei

Just adopt a super cute bosmer

Conduit0

I too would like to see some interactive child furniture! A street urchin footstool that my character can actually prop his feet up on would be amazing!

Oh... The children and furniture were two different topics, I misunderstood the title. Um, I think I'll go now...

Osteos

TheMaster wrote: »

I’m guessing you never actually played Skyrim, where every other sentence that came out of the children’s mouths made you want to kill them. Not to mention that every single kid, boy or girl, had the exact same pudgy, clay-like face that made you want to kill them even more while listening to them. Fallout 4’s children weren’t handled so poorly, but I doubt ESO’s developers would have that luxury.

Please, no kids. Invulnerable, smart [snip] guards are bad enough. We don’t need invulnerable little *** on top of it. I only want kids if we can bash them to death with our Pay 2 Lose brooms.

I played Skyrim and I never felt this way. The only kid I remember being annoying was one in Whiterun that said something about not being afraid of you other than that they were fine. I even played tag with them in Solitude and adopted 2 children.

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