It's 09:13. An inauspicious time to log in, perhaps. I materialise in my home, my Guild Hall, my Daggerfall Manor - the Manor of Lord Lonestar.
As the fog of materialisation clears, I hear the unmistakable strains of a bard, his lute strings humming and his soft voice serenading my target skeleton with "Red Diamond". I smile. But as cognition takes hold, my smile turns to a frown. I start to look around the Hall for clues. A visiting Guild Member, perhaps, with some new emote purchased from the Crown Store? Maybe the Target Skeleton himself has found new voice in the last patch...... did I read the patch notes fully....? Has my Helstrom Ancestor Lizard learned some way to play a prank upon me? I seek the transistor radio before realising that they only get released as a furnishing item in patch 901,402, far in the future. I stop, frozen in time in my Wizard's Study as the song moves on to "Sway as we Kiss". The hairs on my neck bristle as if a cold breeze had blown across them; my blood freezes.
With certainty and clarity, I know that my home has become haunted by the ghost of a bard!
So..... anyone else had this "problem" ??