I love reading the letters that come with the hirelings items. I was so glad they added a bunch of new ones in the last patch, and hope they continue adding new ones in the future. Today, I got one talking about vampiric butterflies and needing toothpicks. I laughed so hard I almost couldn't breath for a few minutes. I think that one is in my top three. Then there is Pacrooti. So many good ones, but this is my favorite:
"He does not remember how, but at sunrise he found himself naked, lying in front of the fireplace. He would have slept longer, but a maid thought he was a bearskin rug, and beat him with a broom." I can just imagine a grimy looking, drunken khajiit who looks as bad as a bear.
Do you read your letters? Which ones are your favorite?