If you come across this Dark Elf's profile on Vestigesonly.com, just keep clicking. This woman will decrease the durability of your equipment faster than a bad PUG in a DLC dungeon. She'a a fighter, not a lover - and more specifically, a deadly assassin incapable of love.
The notches on her bedpost are not from what you think they are... Beware!
She is also very wily in the art of deception. It's unfortunately typical for some to use a 10 year old picture of themselves for dating sites, but the difference here is striking:
I doubt it's the Jarl's restraining order that keeps me from being violently killed. More likely, she got tired of re-enacting the opening scene of Basic Instinct
with me and moved onto some other respawning bloke with a nicer house and more Dreugh wax.
Don't say you weren't warned!
Fear is the Mindkiller