Dating Profile: Naryu Virian Exposed!

NordSwordnBoard · October 2017

If you come across this Dark Elf's profile on Vestigesonly.com, just keep clicking. This woman will decrease the durability of your equipment faster than a bad PUG in a DLC dungeon. She'a a fighter, not a lover - and more specifically, a deadly assassin incapable of love.

The notches on her bedpost are not from what you think they are... Beware!

She is also very wily in the art of deception. It's unfortunately typical for some to use a 10 year old picture of themselves for dating sites, but the difference here is striking:

Profile Pic:

In person:

I doubt it's the Jarl's restraining order that keeps me from being violently killed. More likely, she got tired of re-enacting the opening scene of Basic Instinct with me and moved onto some other respawning bloke with a nicer house and more Dreugh wax.

Don't say you weren't warned!

Glockcoma725 · October 2017

You sir, win the intrawebs.

Ilsabet · October 2017

Now I'm imagining the disappointed fanboys who were hoping for a different kind of "exposure."

NordSwordnBoard · October 2017

Ilsabet wrote: »

Now I'm imagining the disappointed fanboys who were hoping for a different kind of "exposure."

This is my design...

Stickbow · November 2017

My (Eldred of Falinesti's) relationship with her has been completely different. Possibly it is because you met her through vestigesonly.com, rather than being formally introduced to her by someone she trusts as far as she can sling the cat.

I must admit, I have not pursued her obvious interests, though there was one brief interchange while we were pursuing mutual interests on the Gold Coast....

Sigtric · November 2017

Fake news!

Gan Xing · November 2017

My relationship with her is also much different than yours. Me and Naryu go way back. I first met her when she decided to help me convince some prince to trust me. Gave me some solid advice and had my back since then.

When I brought up vestigesonly.com with her over a mug of mead, she laughed and told me that girl was another Morag Tong agent who has more time on her hands. Someday she will introduce me to her. They have a mutual agreement. this girl utilizes Naryu's name to keep her real name secure, and Naryu uses the girl as an alibi, should anything go wrong.

Sometimes if the girl has mixed feelings about a particular date, she sends the real Naryu to hang out with that man, and thoroughly scare him. I've heard stories... They are quite excellent.