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Bloody well stand still Tythis!

Mirelurk
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That damned banker ... all ambling along 20 yards behind you most of the time.

You need to use his services so you stop and wait ... he ambles up and then at the last second - just as you try to initiate a trade - he turns into bloody Usain Bolt and sprints right past you.

So you turn to where he's now standing, but, no, he's got other ideas and somehow ends back on the other side.

Repeat four or five times until you get it nailed.

Just stand still you uppity nong!

And spare us the condescending dialogue too while you are at it.
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  • Betheny
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    *incidentally - why the *** is "***" censored?
    Edited by Betheny on September 13, 2017 10:38PM
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  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    You could try putting him away when your not using him and then he'll be right by you when you summon him.

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  • Betheny
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    Ardan147 wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    That guy's a ***.

    He always shuts my window down before I'm done :rage:

    I would really like to know WHY he constantly does that. And when is ZOS actually going to get around to fixing this? After all, we essentially paid MONEY for this service, so I think we have a right to expect that it work properly without this extra annoying headache.

    Agree completely, and we've brought it up so many times so it's not like they're not aware of the issue.
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  • Amp151
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    Ardan147 wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    That guy's a ***.

    He always shuts my window down before I'm done :rage:

    I would really like to know WHY he constantly does that. And when is ZOS actually going to get around to fixing this? After all, we essentially paid MONEY for this service, so I think we have a right to expect that it work properly without this extra annoying headache.

    On console I noticed it does this when I use down on the d-pad to find something in the banker.
    It's like he goes into "hide" while I'm still scrolling which kicks me out.

    If I use the joystick it doesn't happen.
  • Betheny
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    Amp151 wrote: »
    Ardan147 wrote: »
    Betheny wrote: »
    That guy's a ***.

    He always shuts my window down before I'm done :rage:

    I would really like to know WHY he constantly does that. And when is ZOS actually going to get around to fixing this? After all, we essentially paid MONEY for this service, so I think we have a right to expect that it work properly without this extra annoying headache.

    On console I noticed it does this when I use down on the d-pad to find something in the banker.
    It's like he goes into "hide" while I'm still scrolling which kicks me out.

    If I use the joystick it doesn't happen.

    On PC we don't have to press things to go through the list, we scroll with the mouse.

    All he's doing is moving, and that's why he boots us.

    If ZOS did the right thing by us they'd just make it so he either didn't move while we have a banking window opened, or him moving wouldn't close the banking window.
    Edited by Betheny on September 13, 2017 10:53PM
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  • Darkestnght
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    My main beef with this guy is he is always spawns in behind me when I summon him. Never facing me.
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  • Tyreal1974
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    You could try putting him away when your not using him and then he'll be right by you when you summon him.

    Lol, I paid good money for that personal banker and he should bloody well be "Johnny in the spot" like any good butler, or Argonian, should be. Walking away from me when I want them, or am picking/dropping things off should be grounds for stabby-stabby with the Blade of Woe! :smiley:

    All joking aside I do agree with your statement that we could summon/unsummon him as needed. But I think a convenience item that cost RL money should behave better, and should definitely have better programming and not walk away when actively being used.

  • swippy
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    yeah that guy is irritating. i run a certain distance away just so i can see him moving towards me through the crowd, and then he stops, and i have to walk over to him? dude, you're supposed to be my assistant! you walk to me when i engage you. and the mysteriously teleporting behind me when i'm standing still is dumb. it's still a great purchase, but if it could save me time without making me curse out loud every half-hour it'd be even better.
  • Lylith
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    i quite like tythis, quirky *** that he is.
  • Yarlenzey
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    Mirelurk wrote: »
    That damned banker ... all ambling along 20 yards behind you most of the time.

    You need to use his services so you stop and wait ... he ambles up and then at the last second - just as you try to initiate a trade - he turns into bloody Usain Bolt and sprints right past you.

    So you turn to where he's now standing, but, no, he's got other ideas and somehow ends back on the other side.

    Repeat four or five times until you get it nailed.

    Just stand still you uppity nong!

    And spare us the condescending dialogue too while you are at it.

    You got 'Standard, Ugly Tythis' for 5500. The 'I'll just run up this hill' option was no charge.
    Talk about fussy, you probably expected him to know your guild traders, too.

    You also left out how AWESOME this makes you look in a dungeon, all the while hoping the Important People wouldn't see that you forgot your buffy-stuff.
    I am entitled to a working product, if that's what I paid for.
  • Feanor
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    Try interacting with someone else's banker, that's even worse, it's like chasing that white rabbit quest ...
    headbang.gif

    Without having the option of exploding arrows though.
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  • feyii
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    When I call him, he usually spawns directly in another NPC, so trying to interact with the banker usually starts the interaction with the other NPC. Then I have to move far, far away before he finally decides to follow me, and I can interact with him :P
  • Mirelurk
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    Yarlenzey wrote: »
    You got 'Standard, Ugly Tythis' for 5500. The 'I'll just run up this hill' option was no charge.
    Talk about fussy, you probably expected him to know your guild traders, too.

    You also left out how AWESOME this makes you look in a dungeon, all the while hoping the Important People wouldn't see that you forgot your buffy-stuff.

    Yeah looks like I got stiffed on the banker ... on the plus side I usually run with my Merchant in dungeons ... she's just as annoying but better looking.
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  • bloodthirstyvampire
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    When ever I see his bald I want to slap it for no reason
    One does not simply become a vampire, you fall in to it, otherwise you'll just cure your self before level 2

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