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Prophet, leave me alone!

Enemoriana
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One imperial girl woke up in her small pretty cyrodilic house... and found Prophet standing near her fireplace! "Vestige," - started he, but she was so shocked that didn't even listen.
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She thought her house would be the most safe place in whole Tamriel, but how, HOW can she sleep there now, knowing that this old ugly... man can be watching?!

And nobody of her male friends ever saw him in their houses, only this young lady...
PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
Houses: Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
Wishlist: character slots, attunable stations (have 36/80 sets collected), molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.
  • Elsterchen
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    Lol reminds me of that young rogue trying desperately to sell some jewellery called the amulett of kings, only to have a a RL friend give her a real bad shower of insults (straight from oblivion!) as well as a lengthy speech about "beeing a moraly disturbed person".

    Well I was young and needed the money :D

    Take my advice young adventurer... : Talk to that man, he is blind and feeble and means no harm!
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Lol yeah, the prophet is the stickiest ever since Morrowind patch :smile:
    Edited by anitajoneb17_ESO on August 20, 2017 1:14PM
  • WoodenHeart
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    Phase 1 - - - Collect underpants
    Phase 2 - - - ?
    Phase 3 - - - Prophet!
  • Enemoriana
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    Elsterchen wrote: »
    Take my advice young adventurer... : Talk to that man, he is blind and feeble and means no harm!

    She doesn't want talk to him, she wants to run away!
    Or to bite off some pieces to show how much she doesn't like it...
    PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
    Houses: Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
    Wishlist: character slots, attunable stations (have 36/80 sets collected), molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.
  • Myyth
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    Does it help to know that he is blind? well mostly....maybe if he squints his eyes he might see something
  • Enemoriana
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    Myyth wrote: »
    Does it help to know that he is blind? well mostly....maybe if he squints his eyes he might see something

    Can we be sure he is really blind? He had already given reason not to fully believe him...
    PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
    Houses: Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
    Wishlist: character slots, attunable stations (have 36/80 sets collected), molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.
  • SkillzMFG
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    Enemoriana wrote: »
    Elsterchen wrote: »
    Take my advice young adventurer... : Talk to that man, he is blind and feeble and means no harm!

    She doesn't want talk to him, she wants to run away!

    You can't run away from destiny forever!
    Edited by SkillzMFG on August 20, 2017 3:03PM
  • Enemoriana
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    SkillzMFG wrote: »
    You can't run away from destiny forever!
    I prefer destiny to wait on a road, not to be so close to bed!

    Well, at least if destiny isn't worshiping Sithis and came with invitation.
    That kind of destiny can come close to bed.

    PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
    Houses: Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
    Wishlist: character slots, attunable stations (have 36/80 sets collected), molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Enemoriana wrote: »
    Myyth wrote: »
    Does it help to know that he is blind? well mostly....maybe if he squints his eyes he might see something

    Can we be sure he is really blind? He had already given reason not to fully believe him...

    Yes we can trust him on that. The guy can read Elder Scrolls, and has done so in the past, as a Moth Priest. All Moth Priests go blind after a while because reading Elder Scrolls induces that effect.

  • Left4Daud
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    "Come closer Vestige..."
  • Enemoriana
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    Yes we can trust him on that. The guy can read Elder Scrolls, and has done so in the past, as a Moth Priest. All Moth Priests go blind after a while because reading Elder Scrolls induces that effect.
    But they didn't become totally blind from the first time.
    Aside from his words - what do we know about him and his eyesight?
    PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
    Houses: Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
    Wishlist: character slots, attunable stations (have 36/80 sets collected), molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Enemoriana wrote: »
    Yes we can trust him on that. The guy can read Elder Scrolls, and has done so in the past, as a Moth Priest. All Moth Priests go blind after a while because reading Elder Scrolls induces that effect.
    But they didn't become totally blind from the first time.
    Aside from his words - what do we know about him and his eyesight?

    Well the one in Skyrim - OK that's 1000 later hell... did go blind first time. It depends on their level on training and on the intensity of the Scroll.

    Aside from his words, what do we know from that guy at all ?
    - He's old ... oh wait, all you see is a vision, and it could be faked.
    - He's a guy .. oh wait...
    - He masters magic... oh wait, does that say anything about him being good-hearted ?

    If I were you, I'd considered my bedroom haunted and move. If the prophet's still there, I'd suggest you do a Black Sacrament on yourself, because you're haunted.

  • Enemoriana
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    Well the one in Skyrim - OK that's 1000 later hell... did go blind first time. It depends on their level on training and on the intensity of the Scroll.
    Yeah, and we know nothing about this particular case. So we can't be sure.
    If I were you, I'd considered my bedroom haunted and move. If the prophet's still there, I'd suggest you do a Black Sacrament on yourself, because you're haunted.
    Not sure if Dark Brotherhood will take such contract... What if Prophet will come to their bedrooms then?
    PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
    Houses: Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
    Wishlist: character slots, attunable stations (have 36/80 sets collected), molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Enemoriana wrote: »
    Not sure if Dark Brotherhood will take such contract... What if Prophet will come to their bedrooms then?

    Wouldn't that solve your problem though ?

  • Enemoriana
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    Wouldn't that solve your problem though ?
    Sithis will not forgive me. I can't do this to dark brothers and sisters.
    PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
    Houses: Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
    Wishlist: character slots, attunable stations (have 36/80 sets collected), molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Enemoriana wrote: »
    Wouldn't that solve your problem though ?
    Sithis will not forgive me. I can't do this to dark brothers and sisters.

    Then do what the prophet wants from you. Maybe you'll get the opportunity to get rid of him during that adventure...
  • Myyth
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    Enemoriana wrote: »
    Yes we can trust him on that. The guy can read Elder Scrolls, and has done so in the past, as a Moth Priest. All Moth Priests go blind after a while because reading Elder Scrolls induces that effect.
    But they didn't become totally blind from the first time.
    Aside from his words - what do we know about him and his eyesight?

    He knows you when you're sleeping,
    He knows when you're awake.
    He knows when you've been bad or good,
    Do his quest for goodness sake!

    OH!...You better watch out, You better not cry
    You better not pout, I'm Telling you why.
    The Prophet is watching you, right now!
  • Sheyta
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    Omg
    Yes please prophet please leave me alone.
  • Enemoriana
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    Then do what the prophet wants from you. Maybe you'll get the opportunity to get rid of him during that adventure...
    And when I was finishing main quest with first character, I was thinking if I made right choice...
    YES, it was right.
    PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
    Houses: Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
    Wishlist: character slots, attunable stations (have 36/80 sets collected), molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.
  • XDragonDoomX
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    “Why does anyone commit murder?' he asked in a low voice.
    'I-'I blinked.'How should I know?'
    'Three reasons,' Christopher said. He held up one finger. 'Love.' Another finger. 'Revenge.' And finally, a third finger. 'Prophet...”

    (with apologies to Meg Cabot)
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • LadyDestiny
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    Be glad he shows up. I remember playing in the old days when he would bug and you had to search endlessly for him, never finding him until he just randomly shows up at some far off wayshrine. ;)
  • feyii
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    Enemoriana wrote: »
    Wouldn't that solve your problem though ?
    Sithis will not forgive me. I can't do this to dark brothers and sisters.

    Then do what the prophet wants from you. Maybe you'll get the opportunity to get rid of him during that adventure...

    And then you handle all the problems in Orsinium and ... :P He can always haunt you. Always and everywhere.
  • Ekadzati
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    Personally, I'd pay real life gold to put a hit on Sturga. Someone needs to explain to her that asking for help usually works best when you don't start out complaining how long you've been waiting for me to show up. Either that, or send me a contract with pay to give a dang what you want in the first place... not like every being on Nirn isn't queued up for miles with a tiny piece of paper with my name on it.

    (Whew. Yes. I feel much better now!)
    Registration date: November 2013
    Geek since 1974.
    Girl Gamer since 1976.
    Granny since 2014.
    Gut shooter since forever.
    Don't say you weren't warned.
    (Now where's my cane and why are you on my lawn?)

  • Ekadzati
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    Left4Daud wrote: »
    "Come closer Vestige..."

    All that's missing is a van with (badly) painted over clown signs. *shudder*
    Registration date: November 2013
    Geek since 1974.
    Girl Gamer since 1976.
    Granny since 2014.
    Gut shooter since forever.
    Don't say you weren't warned.
    (Now where's my cane and why are you on my lawn?)

  • Enemoriana
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    Ekadzati wrote: »
    Personally, I'd pay real life gold to put a hit on Sturga.
    She was first in list of npc I wanted to kill.
    Until I found Prophet in my character's house.

    Oh... I hope she will not come there... I'll abandon that house if she will come too!

    PC EU, @Enemoriana. Ru.
    Houses: Erstwhile Sanctuary as actual Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary, Hunter's Glade as werewolf tavern (downstairs), Strident Springs Demesne as adventurer's house.
    Wishlist: character slots, attunable stations (have 36/80 sets collected), molten war torte and white gold war torte recipes, Willowpond Haven, Kor and Hildegard houseguests, crown crates.
  • Banana
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    Do as your told
    Edited by Banana on August 21, 2017 12:56PM
  • altemriel
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    Enemoriana wrote: »
    One imperial girl woke up in her small pretty cyrodilic house... and found Prophet standing near her fireplace! "Vestige," - started he, but she was so shocked that didn't even listen.
    6EI2N6sP9KI.jpg
    She thought her house would be the most safe place in whole Tamriel, but how, HOW can she sleep there now, knowing that this old ugly... man can be watching?!

    And nobody of her male friends ever saw him in their houses, only this young lady...



    same happened, that old fart annoying this one in her house!! scandalous!!!
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