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Story Time

GrimJaw
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@Publius_Scipio

Write me a story of a damsel and her knight. The damsel being cyrodill. The knight is Methuselah. Must include zergs, lag switches, and erp. You will be graded in the korean school system of S++ S+ S A++ A+ A B C D E. Bonus points for imagination, creativity, and word count. You have until Monday.
  • WaltherCarraway
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    [Definitely will be a flaming one so i edited]
    Edited by WaltherCarraway on August 18, 2017 3:13PM
    Back from my last hiatus. 2021 a new start.
  • GrimJaw
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    Very poorly written WaltherCarraway. We're you even trying? Do you not want to pass this class?
  • WaltherCarraway
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    Just making fun of em OP
    Back from my last hiatus. 2021 a new start.
  • Publius_Scipio
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    Do we know each other grimjaw? Are you Lord Invel and Micah Waterlow's friend?
  • GrimJaw
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    You'll recognize me when I flex these biceps of the pact.
    Edited by GrimJaw on August 18, 2017 5:18PM
  • Telel
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    GrimJaw wrote: »
    You'll recognize me when I flex these biceps of the pact.

    So it'll be done simultaneously by the fifty other people occupying the same spot thus giving the illusion of one massive rippling pinky finger?

    Followed by enough synchronized destro ults to crash the server....

    Or did khajiit misinterpret the implications of this being done by a proud Griff?
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • GrimJaw
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    Telel wrote: »
    GrimJaw wrote: »
    You'll recognize me when I flex these biceps of the pact.

    So it'll be done simultaneously by the fifty other people occupying the same spot thus giving the illusion of one massive rippling pinky finger?

    Followed by enough synchronized destro ults to crash the server....

    Or did khajiit misinterpret the implications of this being done by a proud Griff?

    This one is feeling nostalgic, Telel.

    Screenshot_20150516_134901_zpshogzguwt.png
  • Telel
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    GrimJaw wrote: »
    Telel wrote: »
    GrimJaw wrote: »
    You'll recognize me when I flex these biceps of the pact.

    So it'll be done simultaneously by the fifty other people occupying the same spot thus giving the illusion of one massive rippling pinky finger?

    Followed by enough synchronized destro ults to crash the server....

    Or did khajiit misinterpret the implications of this being done by a proud Griff?

    This one is feeling nostalgic, Telel.

    Screenshot_20150516_134901_zpshogzguwt.png

    Khajiit humbly thinks you perhaps mistook nostalgia for, inaccesible.

    But do not worry that is something many people think when the subject of bellbottom shorts comes up. Which is an unrelated subject but certainly a more amusing one.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • GrimJaw
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    Its so old ilI can't even link it anymore. This one has been shamed.
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