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{Video} Back to leading PUGs on Vivec

Telel
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After avoiding the motherland of zergs for the PVP event the humble khajiit Telel returned to hurl their pack haphazardly into the unyielding walls of Team purple. Fortunately there were many new and innocent souls for this one to begin molding into veritable bastions of meat to keep Telel's oh so terrible self safe behind a wall of 'super trash mega zerging'.

In fact the 'meta sploiting superblob' did so well during this last fight that Telel went and made a commemorative video for the level 34, and CP190 newb blades who were half of our DPS tonight. They toughed it out with us as we scampered over the cold, but bloop deprived, northern regions, and then put up a good show during this final brawl. Kudos, even if you lack sleek tails.

Also, khajiit found this Bruno mars song and really wanted to use it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpgGb4bnSI

Character: Telel
Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • Gothren
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    whats with the cat with the samurai helmet?
  • Publius_Scipio
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    Gothren wrote: »
    whats with the cat with the samurai helmet?

    That's him irl
  • Telel
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    Gothren wrote: »
    whats with the cat with the samurai helmet?

    That's him irl

    Maybe that.

    Or perhaps it is instead someone with a face for radio making good on a promise to employ a webcam.

    And it could be all of the above, and more.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • Publius_Scipio
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    *Then Telel revealed he is Ryan Seacrest*
  • Gothren
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    meh i kinda dig the samuarai helmet wearing cat
  • Telel
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    *Then Telel revealed he is Ryan Seacrest*

    Impossible. Have you not heard khajiit trying to sing?

    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • Mazbt
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    nice vid
    Mazari the Resurrected (AD)- PVP stamplar main
    Maz the Druid - PVP group stam warden
    - many others
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  • pcar944
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    I was SO glad to finally see you on VIvec's grounds! Somehow AD has hardly held 2 bar pop during times I am on
    One Tamriel killed PVP

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  • Telel
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    pcar944 wrote: »
    I was SO glad to finally see you on VIvec's grounds! Somehow AD has hardly held 2 bar pop during times I am on

    Thank you and it is good to be back. While this one enjoyed most of the PVP event they were decidedly displeased with having their guild scattered over four servers, and all the bowtatoes that made accomplishing anything such a chore.

    But now this one can focus on once again doing what they do best. That is to say telling the EP alts get off the bridge and go back to their mains while leading a mid sized PUG group on fatal charges into the backfield of the purple herd lands.

    Oh, and then getting told to 'stop zerging' with a seven man group while fighting two full raids of 'the good' griffs at Faregyl. RE: Vivec around 6pmish EST Wednesday.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • Minno
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    Telel wrote: »
    *Then Telel revealed he is Ryan Seacrest*

    Impossible. Have you not heard khajiit trying to sing?

    I heard it's quite the purrr-fect sound!
    Minno - DC - Forum-plar Extraordinaire
    - Guild-lead for MV
    - Filthy Casual
  • Darlgon
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    Sigh.. you are an inspiration for us all..

    Too bad you are a banana.

    We could use a good another EP general on Sotha Sil, who is willing to lead pugs.
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • Telel
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    Sigh.. you are an inspiration for us all..

    Too bad you are a banana.

    We could use a good another EP general on Sotha Sil, who is willing to lead pugs.

    As the griffs lack elven queen Kate Beckinsale this one has no reason to get their fur sticky in the land of corpse worship, and pantsphobia.

    Also. Red Team sucks.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • MarzAttakz
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    Herding cats... decide if that's a pun or not.

    Maybe it's just late, or maybe it's just me but 9 people on comms should be way more effective than that surely?
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  • Telel
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    MarzAttakz wrote: »
    Herding cats... decide if that's a pun or not.

    Maybe it's just late, or maybe it's just me but 9 people on comms should be way more effective than that surely?

    Well of that group only one other DPS, and all the healers were, over 450 CP. In fact one of the DPS was a level 28 who had just started PVPing that week. So most of our DPS were still getting their paws wet with regards to situational awareness. Which meant our healers had to pay extra attention to everyone's locations while dodging siege.

    Not to mention all the bloops who hid up top while more and more rushed in from three sides. Just count the number of beams that come down from the top of the screen. :)

    Also Telel is a notoriously chatty catty when leading and so it makes things sound a bit more chaotic than they sometimes are. A most unfortunate flaw that's proven tough to tame. Especially with the tendency for new players to chase after squirrels.

    Then consider that we did this with only one destro ult, and some newb who insists on running a stamblade with the werewolf ult. :*

    Finally if you look at the map shown right at the end you'll notice what the other fifty or so AD on at the time managed to accomplish. Needless to say they didn't make good use of the twenty minutes we bought them.

    Now if you want to see groups that Telel believes should be more effective Khajiit suggests a glance at the massive faction stack of destro/prox blobbers the griffs sent to Faregyl yesterday.

    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • Lore_lai
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    MarzAttakz wrote: »
    Herding cats... decide if that's a pun or not.

    Maybe it's just late, or maybe it's just me but 9 people on comms should be way more effective than that surely?

    And you know that how?
    Do you know how it is to lead a group? (genuinely asking)

    How about a group of new players that you barely know/know you?
    There is a big difference in leading a group you are very familiar with, vs. leading ppl you don't play a lot with (even if said ppl are experienced players).

    Given the circumstances, they performed well. A continuous battle with no way to reset the fight - while the enemy *can* reset and come back with full resources is not as easy as you might think.

    Good job, @Telel
    Edited by Lore_lai on August 4, 2017 6:49PM
  • Mazbt
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    When you are in that situation with a small-ish group on the offensive trapped in the inner of a heavily defended keep...with no outside support you are pretty much set up to fail. Hard to take a keep in that situation but his pug group put up a great fight. Just from what I see in the video. Keep it up!
    Mazari the Resurrected (AD)- PVP stamplar main
    Maz the Druid - PVP group stam warden
    - many others
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    Fantasia
  • Telel
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    @Lore_lai & @Mazbt in additon to praise Telel also accepts gratuitous gifts in the way of food, gold, deeds to untaxable real estate conveniently located near waterways that are never patrolled, and dead elves.

    Also such signs of good work doing go towards the humble khajiit enrichment fund. A charity that is used to enrich the life of all the most humble of terribly unskilled stamina NB werewolf group leaders.

    Or at least the one's named Telel.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • DisgracefulMind
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    Is this song dedicated to your queen? xD

    jk, in all seriousness, I really enjoy your videos, even if you don't like my guild very much haha.
    Unfortunate magicka warden main.
    PC/NA Server
    Fairweather Friends
    Retired to baby bgs forever. Leave me alone.
  • Telel
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    Is this song dedicated to your queen? xD

    jk, in all seriousness, I really enjoy your videos, even if you don't like my guild very much haha.

    Actually this one has great respect for Invictus, and the level of skill it does take to stay on top of one another like that. It would make you all utter terrors in competiive speed Twister.

    Now that running away until you can run over a khajiit with soooooo so many destro ults. This one is not so fond of. Especially when there's sooooooooo so many other griffs around.

    Again, like that Faregyl fight Tuesday. :s

    Also, bunny hopping. Stop it.

    PS: The song was just thrown in there on a whim. This one did a search for Bruno and that song popped up in the free ones available in the youtube video editor.
    Edited by Telel on August 5, 2017 2:18AM
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • DisgracefulMind
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    Telel wrote: »
    Is this song dedicated to your queen? xD

    jk, in all seriousness, I really enjoy your videos, even if you don't like my guild very much haha.

    Actually this one has great respect for Invictus, and the level of skill it does take to stay on top of one another like that. It would make you all utter terrors in competiive speed Twister.

    Now that running away until you can run over a khajiit with soooooo so many destro ults. This one is not so fond of. Especially when there's sooooooooo so many other griffs around.

    Again, like that Faregyl fight Tuesday. :s

    Also, bunny hopping. Stop it.

    PS: The song was just thrown in there on a whim. This one did a search for Bruno and that song popped up in the free ones available in the youtube video editor.

    That Faregyl fight was not planned btw, just so happened another guild showed up as well o:

    Always like seeing you out there though, really respect what you do =P
    Edited by DisgracefulMind on August 5, 2017 2:25AM
    Unfortunate magicka warden main.
    PC/NA Server
    Fairweather Friends
    Retired to baby bgs forever. Leave me alone.
  • Telel
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    Telel wrote: »
    Is this song dedicated to your queen? xD

    jk, in all seriousness, I really enjoy your videos, even if you don't like my guild very much haha.

    Actually this one has great respect for Invictus, and the level of skill it does take to stay on top of one another like that. It would make you all utter terrors in competiive speed Twister.

    Now that running away until you can run over a khajiit with soooooo so many destro ults. This one is not so fond of. Especially when there's sooooooooo so many other griffs around.

    Again, like that Faregyl fight Tuesday. :s

    Also, bunny hopping. Stop it.

    PS: The song was just thrown in there on a whim. This one did a search for Bruno and that song popped up in the free ones available in the youtube video editor.

    That Faregyl fight was not planned btw, just so happened another guild showed up as well o:

    Always like seeing you out there though, really respect what you do =P

    You know, if you came over to the good side of the map you'd have less problems with other people butting into your fights.

    Mostly because they'll all be on the bridge. As this video proved with much amusement on someone's part. :'(

    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • DisgracefulMind
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    Telel wrote: »
    Telel wrote: »
    Is this song dedicated to your queen? xD

    jk, in all seriousness, I really enjoy your videos, even if you don't like my guild very much haha.

    Actually this one has great respect for Invictus, and the level of skill it does take to stay on top of one another like that. It would make you all utter terrors in competiive speed Twister.

    Now that running away until you can run over a khajiit with soooooo so many destro ults. This one is not so fond of. Especially when there's sooooooooo so many other griffs around.

    Again, like that Faregyl fight Tuesday. :s

    Also, bunny hopping. Stop it.

    PS: The song was just thrown in there on a whim. This one did a search for Bruno and that song popped up in the free ones available in the youtube video editor.

    That Faregyl fight was not planned btw, just so happened another guild showed up as well o:

    Always like seeing you out there though, really respect what you do =P

    You know, if you came over to the good side of the map you'd have less problems with other people butting into your fights.

    Mostly because they'll all be on the bridge. As this video proved with much amusement on someone's part. :'(

    I do have an AD Templar, but I can't convince anyone to play AD with me when the map is red )':
    Unfortunate magicka warden main.
    PC/NA Server
    Fairweather Friends
    Retired to baby bgs forever. Leave me alone.
  • Telel
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    Telel wrote: »
    Telel wrote: »
    Is this song dedicated to your queen? xD

    jk, in all seriousness, I really enjoy your videos, even if you don't like my guild very much haha.

    Actually this one has great respect for Invictus, and the level of skill it does take to stay on top of one another like that. It would make you all utter terrors in competiive speed Twister.

    Now that running away until you can run over a khajiit with soooooo so many destro ults. This one is not so fond of. Especially when there's sooooooooo so many other griffs around.

    Again, like that Faregyl fight Tuesday. :s

    Also, bunny hopping. Stop it.

    PS: The song was just thrown in there on a whim. This one did a search for Bruno and that song popped up in the free ones available in the youtube video editor.

    That Faregyl fight was not planned btw, just so happened another guild showed up as well o:

    Always like seeing you out there though, really respect what you do =P

    You know, if you came over to the good side of the map you'd have less problems with other people butting into your fights.

    Mostly because they'll all be on the bridge. As this video proved with much amusement on someone's part. :'(

    I do have an AD Templar, but I can't convince anyone to play AD with me when the map is red )':

    Just point out that the easiest AP to be had is fighting these red blobs that have a tendency to stand on top of one another. o:)

    If they don't realize whom you're talking about that should buy you just enough time to show them where the good fights are.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Awesome :+1:
  • Telel
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    Minno wrote: »
    Telel wrote: »
    *Then Telel revealed he is Ryan Seacrest*

    Impossible. Have you not heard khajiit trying to sing?

    I heard it's quite the purrr-fect sound!

    Don't believe everything you hear. As it is probably elven propaganda.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-RPrZ7fHRY
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • Darlgon
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    Lore_lai wrote: »
    MarzAttakz wrote: »
    Herding cats... decide if that's a pun or not.

    /snippy reply
    Someone does not know Telel RP and his Kajiiti wolf. Maybe a meeting can be arranged.
    Edited by Darlgon on August 5, 2017 4:18AM
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • Lore_lai
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    Lore_lai wrote: »
    MarzAttakz wrote: »
    Herding cats... decide if that's a pun or not.

    /snippy reply
    Someone does not know Telel RP and his Kajiiti wolf. Maybe a meeting can be arranged.

    Sorry, what?
    My comment was in regards to his second sentence that you cut out of your quote.
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