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When you're such a big criminal scum...

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Marabornwingrion
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... that guards are looking for you even in hell.

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:D
  • ParaNostram
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    Side note, is "don't think of running my knees aren't what they used to be" supposed to discourage running? Seems to encourage it to me XD
    "Your mistake is you begged for your life, not for mercy. I will show you there are many fates worse than death."

    Para Nostram
    Bosmer Sorceress
    Witch of Evermore

    "Death is a privilege that can be denied by it's learned scholars."
    Order of the Black Worm
  • Vizikul
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    ParaNostram wrote: »
    Side note, is "don't think of running my knees aren't what they used to be" supposed to discourage running? Seems to encourage it to me XD

    Try it! There is an extremely high chance that he won't catch you... but if he does, he will be angry.
    Pugging. Pugging all the way to victory.
    Imperial Dragonknight --- male, stamina, heavy & medium armor, dual wield, one hand and shield, two handed.
    Breton Templar --- female, magicka, light armor, restoration staff.
    Redguard Warden --- female, stamina, medium armor, bow.
    Breton Sorcerer --- male, magicka, light armor, destruction staff.
    Imperial Templar --- male, stamina, medium armor, two handed.
    Daggerfall Covenant loyalist
  • TheShadowScout
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    I guess the guards are cracking down... on the criminal underground? :p;)
  • Ardan147
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    He can have my measly 69 gold. My stolen items have all been fenced or laundered. (Of course, if I do have any stolen items more valuable tham lockpicks in my inventory, I'm runming. And he ain't catching me.)
    This creature called a songbird. What a devious creation! This winged nuisance erodes sanity with its incessant chirping. What a brilliant form of torture!
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