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Songs from the feasting halls
This thing called zergin I just can't handle it,
this thing called zergin I must get round to it,
I ain't ready,
Crazy little things called zergs,
This (This Thing) called zergin,
(Called zergin),
It cries (Like a baby),
In a cradle all night,
It swings (Woo Woo),
It jives (Woo Woo),
It shakes all over like a dragon jive,
I kinda like it,
Crazy little things called zergs,
There goes my babbies,
they knows how to Rock n' roll,
they drives me crazy,
they gives me hot and cold fever,
Then leaves me in a cool cool sweat,
I gotta be cool relax, get heals,
Get all my catapults and ballistae back,
Take a back seat, hitch-hike,
And take a long ride on my mammoth tonight,
Until I'm ready,
Crazy little things called zergs,
I gotta be cool relax, get ball,
Get my catapults and pikemen back,
Take a back seat, hitch-hike,
And take a long ride on my mammoth tonight,
Until I'm ready,
Crazy little things called zergs,
This thing called zergin I just can't handle it,
this thing called zergin I must get round to it,
I ain't ready,
Crazy little things called zergs,
Crazy little things called zergs,
Crazy little things called zergs,
Crazy little things called zergs,
Crazy little things called zergs,
Crazy little thing called love,
Edited by ZOS_Kevin on November 7, 2024 11:07AM this thing called zergin I must get round to it,
I ain't ready,
Crazy little things called zergs,
This (This Thing) called zergin,
(Called zergin),
It cries (Like a baby),
In a cradle all night,
It swings (Woo Woo),
It jives (Woo Woo),
It shakes all over like a dragon jive,
I kinda like it,
Crazy little things called zergs,
There goes my babbies,
they knows how to Rock n' roll,
they drives me crazy,
they gives me hot and cold fever,
Then leaves me in a cool cool sweat,
I gotta be cool relax, get heals,
Get all my catapults and ballistae back,
Take a back seat, hitch-hike,
And take a long ride on my mammoth tonight,
Until I'm ready,
Crazy little things called zergs,
I gotta be cool relax, get ball,
Get my catapults and pikemen back,
Take a back seat, hitch-hike,
And take a long ride on my mammoth tonight,
Until I'm ready,
Crazy little things called zergs,
This thing called zergin I just can't handle it,
this thing called zergin I must get round to it,
I ain't ready,
Crazy little things called zergs,
Crazy little things called zergs,
Crazy little things called zergs,
Crazy little things called zergs,
Crazy little things called zergs,
Crazy little thing called love,
4
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I wake up, I can't settle down You got me spinnin' 'Round and ,'round 'Round and 'round and 'round it goes Why the ouroboros stops nobody knows.
Every time the results the same I coin up like a burnin' flame, Burnin' flame full of desire alliance points baby, let me rank get higher,
Aedra-aedra-daedra they want to reach out and grab ya Aedra-aedra-daedra Aedradaedra
You make me mad, you make me sigh You make me laugh, you make me cry, Keep me buildin' for your love With the touch of a chainmail glove
Aedra-aedra-daedra they want to reach out and grab ya Aedra-aedra-daedra Aedradaedra
feel the zerg waves hit your resource I feel magic when I get them all of course,
food and lumber, iron and gold, ill take yer stone but it leaves me cold
I see magic in your eyes I hear the magic in your sighs Just when I think I'm gonna get away I hear those words that you always say
Aedra-aedra-daedra they want to reach out and grab ya Aedra-aedra-daedra Aedradaedra
Every time you call my name I heat up like a burnin' flame Burnin' flame full of desire research baby, let the traits get higher
Teamspeaks up, I can't settle down You got me spinnin' 'Round and 'round 'Round and 'round and 'round it goes Why the ouroboros stops nobody knows
Every time the cards the same I coin up like a burnin' flame Burnin' flame full of desire alliance points baby, let me ap get higher,
Aedra-aedra-daedra I want to reach out and grab ya Aedra-aedra-daedra Aedradaedra.
1 -
Vampire and tanless and young and lovely,
The girl called EbonESO goes stalking
And when she stalking, each one she stalking goes, “Aaargh…”
When she walks, she’s like a samba
That swings so cool and sways so gently
That when she,s gankin, each one shes gankin goes, “Aaargh…”
Oh, but he watches so sadly -
How can he tell her she's lost again?
Yes, he would give his map gladly,
But each day when she walks to the sea,
She looks straight ahead – not at the map…
Vampire and tanless and young and lovely,
The girl called EbonESO goes Stalking
And when she stalking, she's miles, from where she should be…
she's miles, from where she should be…
1 -
price tag Jessie J
Okay, lady shadowfang, delphinnia and kara chan
You ready
Seems like everybody's got a price,
I wonder how they sleep at night.
When the sale comes first,
And the truth comes second,
Just stop for a minute and,
Smile.
Why is everybody so serious?
Acting so damn mysterious?
Got your shades on your eyes,
And your burn so high,
That you can't even have a good time.
Everybody look to their left (reds)
Everybody look to their right (blues)
Can you feel that (yeah)
they're paying with resources tonight.
It's not about the money, money, money,
We don't need your money, money, money,
We just wanna make our toons dance.
Forget about the schite talk
Ain't about the (uh) zer-ging zer-ging
Ain't about the (yeah) Bla-Blamin Bla-Blamin
Wanna make the toons dance,
Forget about the chat trash talkers.
We need to take it back in time,
When eso made us all unite!
And it wasn't low blows and turn coat ***,
Am I the only one getting tired?
Why is everybody so obsessed?
zerging can't buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now
Guarantee we'll be feeling alright
Everybody look to their left (reds)
Everybody look to their right (blues)
Can you feel that (yeah)
they're paying with resources tonight
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make our toons dance,
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the (uh) zer-ging zer-ging
Ain't about the (yeah) Bla-Blamin Bla-Blamin
Wanna make the toons dance,
Forget about the schite talk.
Yeah yeah
Well, keep the price tag
And take the cash back
Just give me six strings and a half stack
And you can, can keep the keep
Leave me the scrolls n resources
And all I, yes all I need
Are keys and passwords
And guess what, in 30 seconds
I'm sendin you to Mars
Yeah your leaving because
These undefeatable walls
It's like this man
You can't put a price on a life
We do this for the love
So we fight and sacrifice
Every night
So we ain't gonna stumble and fall
Never
Waiting to see a sign of defeat
Uh uh
So we gonna keep everyone
Moving their feet
So bring back the beat
And then everyone sing
It's not about the money
Everybody look to their left (reds)
Everybody look to their right (blues)
Can you feel that (yeah)
they're paying with resources tonight
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make our toons dance,
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the (uh) zer-ging zer-ging
Ain't about the (yeah) Bla-Blamin Bla-Blamin
Wanna make the toons dance,
Forget about the trash talk.
Yeah yeah
Oh-oh
Forget about the schite talk1 -
Knights in white satin, never reaching the end,
mails I've written, never meaning to send.
quests I'd always missed in these cities before.
Just what the truth is, I can't say anymore.
Because they will attack you, yes they'll attack you, oh how they'll attack you.
Gazing at Castles, some in foreign lands,
Just what I'm going through they can't understand.
Some try to assault me with, wave's i cannot defend,
Knights in white satin, never reaching the end,
mails I've written, never meaning to send.
troop's I'd always missed in these cities before.
Just what the truth is, I can't say anymore.
Just what you want to be, you will be in the end.
Because they will attack you, yes they'll attack you, oh how they'll attack you.
Breath deep in the gathering gloom,
Watch lights fade.
From every castle their troops will invade,
Bedsitter people look back and lament .
Another day's useless resources they've spent
Because they will attack you, yes they'll attack you, oh how they'll attack you.
Impassioned Alliance Knights battled as one,
Lonely man cries for help And has none.
Our mother picks us up
And encourages her sons Senior citizens
Wish they were young.
Because they will attack you, yes they'll attack you, oh how they'll attack you.
oh how they attack you.
attack you.attack you.
attack you til the end .1 -
riders of the storm The doors
Me Castles not that warm,
me Castles not that warm,
In this guild me toons we're born.
0nto this world we're thrown,
Like a dog without a bone,
A knight not alone,
Me Castles not that warm.
There's red/ blue /yellow on me farm,
His brain is squirmin' like a toad,
he cant truce or holiday,
Let your children play.
If ya give them a free ride,
ya castle will die,
enemy knights they swarm,
knight ya gotta love your friends,
knight ya gotta love your friends.
show them you will stand,
Make them understand.
The guild on them depends,
Our life will never end,
Gotta love your friend, yeah,
Yeah!.
Me Castles not that warm,
me Castles not that warm,
In this guild me toons we're born.
0nto this world we're thrown,
Like a dog without a bone,
A knight not alone.
Me Castles not that warm,
Me Castles not that warm,
Riders on the storm.
Me Castles not that warm,
Me Castles not that warm,
Me Castles not that warm.
1 -
In the middle of the night,
I go zergin in my sleep,
From the mountains of faith,
To the valleys so deep.
I must be looking ' for something,
Some scroll I lost,
But the server is wide,
And it's too hard to cross.
even though I know the state is wide,
I walk down every evening and stand on the flats.
I try to cross to the opposite side,
So I can finally find what I've been looking for.
In the middle of the night,
I go zergin in my sleep,
Through the valley of fear,
To a state so deep.
I've been searching for something,
Taken out of my soul,
Something I'd never lose,
Something somebody stole.
I don't know why I go zergin at night,
But now I'm tired and I don't want to walk anymore.
I hope it doesn't take the rest of my life,
Until I find what it is I've been looking for.
In the middle of the night,
I go zergin in my sleep,
Through the jungle of foes,
To the enemy's keeps.
I know I'm searching for something,
Something so undefined,
That it can only be seen,
By the eyes of the blind,
In the middle of the night,
I’m not sure about a real life after this.
fekk knows I've never been a spiritual man,
Baptized by the fire, I wade into the river,
That is runnin' through the promised land.
In the middle of the night,
I go zergin in my sleep,
Through the desert of truth,
To the state so deep.
We all end in the ocean,
We all start in the streams,
We're all carried along,
By the river of dreams.
In the middle of the night, in the middle of the in the middle of the night.2 -
His name was monkoshima, he was a khajiit
With two daggers in his hand no dedra could make a stand
he would meringue and do the cha-cha
And while he was the main star, monkoshima pranced
Across a crowded floor, he worked from 8 till 4
he was young and had a broadsword
Who could ask for more?
At the eso (eso!), elder scrolls online (he was on there all the time )
The hottest spot north of reality (eso)
At the eso (eso!), elder scrolls online
Murder and passion were always the fashion
on the eso, he fell in love
(eso thats elder scrolls online)
Her name was Crystal, she wore a diamond
She was escorted to her chair, she saw monkoshima prancin' there
And when he finished, she called him over
But a daedra went too grab her, monk sailed across the floor
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single bow shot
But just who shot who?
At the eso (eso!), elder scrolls online (he was on there all the time )
The hottest spot north of reality (eso)
At the eso (eso!), elder scrolls online
Murder and passion were always the fashion
on the eso, he fell in love
(At the eso (eso!), elder scrolls online (he was on there all the time )
The hottest spot north of reality (eso)
At the eso (eso!), elder scrolls online
Murder and passion were always the fashion.
1 -
Norman sue thompson
farmin, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
farmin, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,
farmin, farmins, my life.
HM called me on the phone but I was gone, not at home,
Cuz I was out farmin all alone how i love farmin.
got invited on a raid but I said no, i cannot go,
There's a field that I've got to sew i swear that im farmin.
farmin holds me close to home, farmin all me staches and then,
farmin i know its just a whim and whim and only whim, oh.
farmin, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
farmin, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
farmin, its farmin, i love.
FG asked me for a date, he wanted me to port out of state,
But I told him he would have to wait cos im farmin.
farmin is my only love, farmin's all I'm thinking of,
farmin gives me all my', food', iron', stone n wood'.
farmin, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
farmin, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,
farmin, farmins, my life? Ah fekk this lets go kill summit!
1 -
I see a foes castle and I want it painted black,
No colours anymore I want them to turn black
I see their knights walk by dressed in their summer clothes,
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
I see a line of mech and they're all painted black,
With resources and my scrolls both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away,
Like a zerg wave it just happens every day
I look inside myself and see my heart is black,
I see my grey neighbour's door and want to turn it black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts,
It's not easy facin' up when your whole world is black
No more will my green friends turn a deeper blue,
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the settin' sun,
My cav will laugh with me before the mornin' comes
I see a new foe and I want it npc'd black,
No colours anymore I want them to turn black
I see their knights go by dressed in their summer clothes,
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
I wanna see it npc, npc'd black,
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky,
I wanna see it tainted, tainted, tainted, tainted black
Yeah!
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...1 -
Here's my story sad but true,
It's about a lady that I once knew,
She took my scroll and ran around,
With every single alliance in town.
I should have known it from the very start,
That scroll would leave me with a broken heart.
Now listen people what I'm telling you,
A keep yer toons away from Runaround Sue.
I miss her npcs and the vallies near that place,
The touch of her resources and the level ten brace.
So if you don't wanna cry like I do,
A keep yer toon's away from a Runaround Sue.
Ohhhh, keep away from that girl,
I don't know what to do, keep away from Sue
Ah, she likes to travel around, yeah,
She'll farm you and she'll put you down.
People let me put you wise,
Sue goes out and raids with other guys.
Here's the moral and the story from the guy who knows,
I fell in battle and my pain still grows.
Ask any fool that she ever knew, they'll say,
Keep yer toons away from Runaround Sue.2 -
Well, you can tell by the way I use my talk
I'm a old man: no time to walk
Battles loud and no castle warmth, I've been kicked around
Since I was reborn
And now it's all right, I'm ok
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
That molag bal ' effects this man
Whether you're aedra or whether you're a daedra
Im stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either, Ive really tried
Got the wings of nirn on my shoes
I'm a lyrical' man and I just can't lose
i will get my soul from molag bal
I will fight to see another dawn
can you try to understand
Nirns effects on this man
Whether you're aedra or whether you're a deadra
Were stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
souls gone' somewhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Lifes goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
Well, you can tell by the way I use my talk
I'm a old man: no time to walk
Battles loud and no castle warmth, I've been kicked around
Since I was reborn
And now it's all right, I'm ok
just dont look the other way
We can try to understand
These elder scrolls times' on this man
Whether they're a werewolf or whether they're a
vampire
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
me souls around here, somewhere help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive
stayin' alive,
1 -
saturday night at the movies
Well every night about 8 o'clock,
we know what their gonna do,
their gonna pick a bowl up,
And share some kush with you.
Everybody in the neighbourhood,
Is dressing up to be there too,
And we're gonna have a bong,
Just like we always do.
Chorus:
every night in the teamspeak,
Who cares what picture's you see,
When you're prepin with your bowl in last row in the balcony.
Well there's afgan kush and hindu kush,
Just out of focuswood,
And the candy kush from the candy stand,
Is all tasting twice as good.
There's always lots of pretty bowls,
With fillings they don't try to hide,
But they never can compare,
To the martian kush' by my side.
every night in the ts chat,
Who cares what picture's you see,
When you burn it clean it pack it poke it stir it tap it,
in last row in the balcony.
""tap that ash ""fill another bowl of Rasberrry Kush
.....Bubbakush,bubblegum kush,candy kush,cataract kush,8 ball kush,
afgan kush,hindu kush,bluekush,alien kush gods og kush, holy grail kush, martian kush.
burn it clean it pack it poke it stir it tap it yeah ""tap that ash ""
""tap that ash ""
(repeat chorus till fade)1 -
The gambler --Kenny rodgers
re did by mabs
On a warm summer's eve,
On a transport bound for nowhere,
I met up with the knight gambler,
We were both too tired to sleep,
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the darkness,
The boredom overtook us, he began to speak,
He said, "Son, I've made a life,
Out of readin' people's faces,
Knowin' what the cards were,
By the way they held their eyes,
So if you don't mind my sayin'
I can see you're out of mech waves,
For a taste of your whiskey,
I'll give you some advice"
So I handed him my bottle,
And he drank down my last swallow,
Then he bummed a cigarette,
And asked me for a light,
And the night got deathly quiet,
And his faced lost all expression,
He said,`"If you're gunna play the game, boy,
You gotta learn to pláy it right,
You've got to know when to throw 'em,
Know when to recall 'em,
Know when to walk away,
Know when to run,
You never count your resources,When you're sittin' at their walls boy,
ther'll be time enough for countin'
When the waves are done,
Every knight knows,
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away,
And knowin' what to keep,
'Cause every wave's a winner,
And every waves's a loser,
And the best that you can hope for,
Is to die in your sleep"
And when he finished speakin'
He turned back toward the window,
Crushed out his cigarette,
And faded off to sleep,
And somewhere in the darkness,
The gambler knight he broke even,
And in his final words,
I found an ace that I could keep,
You've got to know when to send 'em,
Know when to hold 'em,
Know when to walk away,
And know when to run,
You never count your resources,
When you're sittin' outside the castle,
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the battle's done,
You've got to know when to hold 'em,
(When to throw 'em)
Know when to camp 'em,
(When to send 'em)
Know when to walk away,
And know when to run,
You never count your gold,
When you're sittin' at the wall son,
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the battle's done,
You've got to know when to scout 'em,
Know when to bomb 'em,
Know when to clear away,
And know when to clean,
You never count your dead,
When you're attackin' the wall again,
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the battle's done,1 -
Now the host talked to me and he smiled,
Said, come and walk with me, come and walk one more mile.
Now for once in your life you're not alone,
But we aint got a hope, there's no time for refi.
we've just got to survive a zergwave or two, hold on, hold on.
One more hour and those zergs will be through, hold on, hold on.
I told him Im in no hurry,
But if we kill their troops, then we dont have to worry.
And for once in my life Im not alone,
And Ive got to let you know just in time before I go.
Ive just got to survive a zergwave or two, hold on, hold on.
One more hour and those pults will be through, hold on, hold on.
Well I laughed but that hit hurt,
And it's only walls that keeps wearing this dirt.
Now Im rebuilding that which fell through,
Well he did it to me, now it's my turn you'll see.
Ive just got to get a siege wave to you, hold on, hold on.
One more hour and your walls will be through, hold on, hold on.
__________________1 -
Hello eso, my old friends
I've come to be with you again
Because a zerg came softly creeping
Left its dead while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I fought alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by meridia with her neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And all the naked zergs I saw
Ten thousand waves, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
mabs writing songs that voices never share
And no one cared
To Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools", Mabs said , "You do not knoW
Those our foe like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But his words, like silent feathers fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the warning system vivec had made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of vivec are written on the castle walls
And feastin halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence1 -
up around the bend creedence clearwater revival
There's a place up ahead and I'm goin',
Just as fast as my siege can fly,
Come away, come away if you're goin',
Dont Leave any scroll,s behind.
Come on the risin' wind,
We've all gone' around the bend.Ooh!
Bring a song and a smile for the banjo,
Better get while the gettin's good,
Hitch a ride to the end of the highway
Where the neons turn to wood.
Come on the risin' wind,
We're all goin' around the bend.Ooh!
You can ponder perpetual motion,
Fix your mind on a crystal day,
Always time for a good conversation,
There's always ts for what you say.
Come on the risin' wind,
We're all goin' around the bend.Yeah!Ooh!
Catch a ride to the end of the highway
And we'll hit the big red three,
There's a place up ahead and I'm goin'
Come along, come along with me.
Come on the risin' wind,
We've all gone' around the bend.Yeah!1 -
War, huh, yeah,
What is it good for,
'Absolutely top hole',
Uh-huh.
War, huh, yeah,
What is it good for,
'Absolutely ok yah,'
Say it again, y'all.
War, huh, golly gosh,
What is it good for,
'Absolutely spiffin',
Listen to me.
Ohhh, war, Im revived yall,
Because it means construction,
Of walls n troop's.
War means tears,
To thousands of mothers eyes,
When their sons go to fight,
And lose their lives.
I said, war, huh,
Goody Goody, wot,
What is it good for,
'gettin more ap',
Say it again.
War, whoa, Lord,
What is it good for,
'Gettin more ap n resources,'
Listen to me.
'War, it ain't nothing,
But part of the game tosh',
'War, my friends its all in the game,
Ooooh, war'.
It's on eso not all mankind,
The point of war blows my mind,
War has caused unrest.
Within the younger generation,
Induction then destruction,
Who wants to die.
Aaaaah, war-huh,
'whey hey its on then',
What is it good for,
taking castles scrolls and resources.
Say it, say it, say it,
War, huh,
What is it good for,
Absolutely everything,
Listen to me.
War, huh, yeah,
What is it good for,
Absolutely everything,
Uh-huh.
War, huh, yeah,
What is it good for,
Absolutely fetch me blunderbuss,
And me sabre, Say it again y'all.
War, huh, good Gold,
What is it good for,
Listen to me.
War, it ain't nothing but part of the game,
War, it's got its uses friend,
That's the point of the game.
Ooooh, war, has shaped,
Many a young mans dreams,
Made him build up, troops and their mean's.
eso life is made,
To spend fighting wars these days,
War can Give resources,
It can also take them away.
War, huh, golly gosh,
What is it good for,
Absolutely spiffin,
Listen to me.
War, whoa, Lord,
What is it good for,
loads of castles and resources,
Listen to me.
War, it ain't nothing but a game luvvies,
War, friend only to the undertaker,
Peace, love and understanding.
Tell me, is there no place for them today,
They say we must fight to keep our freedom,
But vivec knows there's got to be a better way.
Ooooooh, war, huh,
Good God y'all,
What is it good for,
You tell me,
Say it, say it, say it, say it,
War, huh,
Good God y'all,
What is it good for,
Stand up and shout it,
alliance points!1 -
WARPAINT
Brook Brothers - 1961
Darling, oh Darling, you're not the same.....
With your lipstick, powder and paint,
You're all dressed up like a-what-a-you ain't.
You spray your hair a different shade,
We're goin' to eso, not a masquerade.
Warpaint, warpaint, you don't need-a warpaint, warpaint.
Can't you see you're not goin' to fight a war,
You're only goin' too farm the resource next door.
When you put your head on my chest,
You get lipstick on my vest,
You may think that you look cute.
I don't think it's funny when you ruin my chainmail suit,
Warpaint, warpaint, you don't need-a warpaint, warpaint.
Can't you see you're not goin' to fight a war,
You're only goin' to farm the resource next door.
(beer Break)twelve pints of natch and a mars bar
Darling, you're not a hopeless case,
Just go in the house and wash your face.
There's still time and there's still hope,
Let me introduce you to a cake of soap.
Warpaint, warpaint, you don't need-a warpaint, warpaint.
Can't you see you're not goin' to fight a war,
You're only goin' too farm the resource next door.
Warpaint, warpaint, you don't need-a warpaint, warpaint,
Can't you see you're not goin' to fight a war.
Warpaint, warpaint, you don't need-a warpaint, warpaint,
Can't you see you're not goin' to fight a war.
Warpaint, warpaint, woot-ah-woot,
Warpaint, warpaint, woot-ah-woot,
Warpaint!.
Warpaint, warpaint, wooh-ah-woh
Warpaint!.
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I skipped the light fandango,
Turning cartwheels 'across the floor,
I was feeling kinda seasick,
But the crowd called out for more.
The room was humming harder,
As the ceiling flew away,
When we called out for another smoke,
And flash brought 420 on a tray.
And so it was that later,
As mabsy sang his tale,
about the olden days ,
and the knight whos helm was a pail.
He said, "There is no reason,
And the truth is plain to see."
As he wandered through his farmin lands,
And they would not let him be.
there were no more vestal virgins,
they'd already gone off........... too the coast.
And although my eyes were open wide,
They might have just as well been closed.
And so it was that later,
As mabsy told his tale,
it became obvious that he ,
was the knight whos helm was a pail.
she said, "I'm here on a shore leave,"
Though we were miles at sea.
mabs pointed out this detail,
And forced her to agree,
Saying, "You must be the mermaid.
Who took King Neptune for a ride."
And she smiled at him so sweetly,
That his anger straightway died.
And so it was that later,
As mabs sang this tale,
That shape atop his helm, at first just ghostly white,
was a dragon in a pail.
If music be the food of love,
Then laughter is it's queen.
And likewise if behind is in front,
Then dirt in truth is clean.
My mouth by then like cardboard,
Seemed to slip straight through my head.
So we mech waved straightway quickly,
And attacked his neighbour instead.
And so it was that later,
As we looked the other way,
That his face, at first just ghostly white,
Turned a whiter shade of pale.1 -
Strangers in the night frank sinatra
Guildies in the night exchangin castles,
plund'rin in the night what were the chances,
We'd be sharin resources before the night was through.
Somethin in the res was so invitin,
Somethin in their lack of siege was so excitin,
Somethin in our heart's told us what to do.
Guildies in the night,
the lovely people, we were Guildies in the night,
Up to the moment when we said our first elo little did we know,
res was just a glance away, a warm embracin tran's away.
and,
Ever since that night we've been together,
Guildies at first sight, and Allied forever,
It turned out so right for Guildies who are knight's.
[instrumental-first three lines of chorus]
resources where just a glance away, a warm embracin tran's away.
Ever since that night we've been together,
allies at first sight, and Allied forever,
It turned out so right for Allie's who are knight's.
[Dooby-doooby-doo and other *** to end] dooby-doooby-doo doo-doooby-dooby doo-dooby-doo-doo-doo.1 -
The Bantam ***
He was a fine upstanding night blade knight
So brisk, and stiff, and spry..,.,
With a springy step, and a jaunty plume,
And a purposeful look in his eye,
In his little black laughing eye!
So I took him to the cyrodiil and introduced him to,
The several wide-eyed tens,
And he tupped and he tupped as a hero tupps,
And he bowed to them all, and then,
He up and took 'em all again!,
Then upon the peace of its cities and vallies,
He boldly did intrude,
And with glazed eyes and opened mouths,
They bore him with fortitude...,
And a little bit of gratitude!,
He jumped my mines and lumber mills!,
He thrust his attentions upon,
Twenty hysterical vet9,
And a visiting migrant ****!
And the night blade thundered on!,
He took the iron-mines lumber mills,
the lil farms everyone,
And as I was lookin' at me budgerigar,
He jumped my parrot from behind!
And it was sittin' on me shoulder at the time!
But all of a sudden, with a gasp and a gulp,
He clapped his shield to his head!
He lay flat on his back with his feet in the air;
the night blade was dead!
And the vultures circled overhead!
What a noble knight!
What a champion knight!
What a way to live and die!
As I dug him a grave to protect his bones,
From those hungry buzzards in the sky,
The night blade opened up his eyes!
He gave me a wink, and a terrible grin,
The way that rapists do....,
He said, "Do you see them silly daft buggers up there?
They'll be down in a minnit 'er two!
They'll be down in a minnit 'er two!"
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Gonna put the world away for a minute,Pretend I don't live in it,eso gonna wash my blues away
Had sweet hero but I lost it,She Got too close so I fought it,Now I'm lost in the world tryin to find me a better way
Wishin' I was,Knee deep in resources somewhere,got the blue sky, breeze and it don't seem fair
the only worry in the world,is that siege gonna reach my chair,Sunrise, there's a zerg on the way
never been so happy,never felt so high,and I think I might've found me my own kind of eso paradise
Wrote a note, said "Be back in a minute" Bought a boat and I sailed off in it,Don't think anybody's gonna miss me anyway
Mind on a permenant vacation,The ocean is my only medication,knowin' my condition ain't ever gonna go away
Now I'm knee deep in resources somewhere,Got the blue sky breeze blowin' wind thru my hair
Only worry in the world,is the that zerg gonna reach my chair,Sunrise, there's a fire in the sky
never been so happy,never felt so high,and I think I might've found me my own eso paradise
This cyrodil shore watchin' over me,It's a sweet sweet life livin' by the eso sea,One day you can be as lost as me
Change your geography and maybe you might be as lost as me.
Knee deep in resources somewhere,get the blue sky breeze blowin' wind thru your hair,
only worry in the world
is the siege gonna reach your chair,Sunrise, there's a fire in the sky,never been so happy,never felt so high
and I think I might've found me my own kind of paradise.
Come on in,the guild is nice,find yourself a little slice,
grab a backpack,otherwise you'll never know until you try
when you lose yourself,you find a key to eso paradise1 -
oh moanin lisal moanin lisal they have named you,
You're so like the lady with the mystic smile.
Is it only cause you're lonely,They have blamed you,
For that Mona Lisa strangeness in your smile.
Do you smile to tempt a lover, Moanin lisal,
Or is this just your way to hide a broken heart.
Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep,
moanin lisal,They just lie there, and they die there.
Are you warm, are you real, moanin lisal,
Or just a cold and lonely, lovely hartcliffe tart.
[Instrumental Interlude] 12 pints of lager and a kebab.........
Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep,
They just lie there, and they die there.
Are you warm, are you real, moanin lisal,
Or just a cold and lonely, lovely hartcliffe tart.
oh moanin lisal moanin lisal moanin lisal,
your such a vocal lonely, lovely hartcliffe tart.
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good luck charm elvis presley
Don't want a lvl four base hero,
Don't want an old horse shoe,
Want your stuff 'cause I can't farm enough,
i Want a good rez city like you.
Come on and be my little gold n rez farm,
Uh-huh huh, you sweet delight,
I want a good rez farm.
to-feed my army,
To have, to have, to hold, to hold tonight.
Don't want a lvl1 resource,
lvl 2 or 3 on a string,
The scrolls in your warm cities,
No lvl resource can bring.
Come on and be my good rez farm,
Uh-huh huh, you sweet delight.
I want a good rez farm,
a-hanging on my arm,
To have, to have, to hold, to hold tonight.
If I found a lucky penny,
I'd toss it across the bay,
Your resources is worth all the gold on nirn,
No wonder that I say.
Come on and be my little good rez farm,
Uh-huh huh, you sweet delight.
I want a good rez farm,
a-hanging on my arm,
To have, to have, to hold, to hold tonight.1 -
honeycombs have i the right 1964
Have I the right to hold you,
You know I've always told you,
That we must never ever part oh ooh ooh oh.
Have I the right to bomb you,
You know I'll always get resources from you,
I've scouted you from the very start.
port right back I just can't bear it,
I've got some mech and I long to share it.
Come right back I'll show my mech is strong,
Oh yeah.
Have I the right to scout you,
If I could see how much you got now.
Send those shivers running down my spine Ooh Ooh,
Have I the right to kill you.
You know I'll wait until you,
Give me your resources or make your castle mine.
Well, come right back I just can't bear it,
I've got some mech and I long to share it.
port right back I'll show my castles strong Oh yeah,
All right.
Have I the right to hold you,
You know I've always told you,
That we must never ever part,
No no no no no.
Have I the right to bomb you,
You know I'll always get resources from you,
I've scouted you from the very start.
port right back I just can't bear it,
I've got some mech and I long to share it,
port right back I'll show my mech is strong,
Oh yeah.
Come right back I just can't bear it,
I've got some mech and I long to share it.
port right back, right back where you belong oh yeah,
You belong oh yeah You belong.1 -
AIN'T NOBODY HERE BUT US CHICKENS
(Whitney - Kramer)
LOUIS JORDAN (Mercury 71023, 1956)
One night our GM was takin' the air
He locked up the guild with the greatest of care
Down in cyrodiil something stirred
When he shouted "who's there?", this is what he heard
There ain't nobody here but us lurkers
There ain't nobody here at all
So calm yourself, stop that fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
We lurkers tryin' to sleep and you bust in
And hobble-hobble, hobble-hobble, it's a sin
There ain't nobody here but us lurkers
There ain't nobody here at all
You're stompin' around and shakin' the ground
You're kickin' up an awful dust
We lurkers tryin' to sleep and you bust in
And hobble-hobble, hobble-hobble, it's a sin
Hey, tomorrow is a busy day
We got things to do, we got plans to lay
We got ground to cover and troops to match
It takes a lot of sittin' gettin' plans to hatch
There ain't nobody here but us lurkers
There ain't nobody here at all
So calm yourself and stop that fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that horse the other way
And hobble-hobble, hobble off and hit the hay
Hey, tomorrow is a busy day
We got things to do, we got plans to lay
We got ground to cover and builds from scratch
It takes a lot of sittin' gettin' plans to hatch
There ain't nobody here but us lurkers
There ain't nobody here at all
So calm yourself and stop that fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that horse the other way
And hobble-hobble, hobble off and hit the hay
Hey bossman, what'd you say
It's easy pickins'
No! well then,There ain't nobody here but us lurkers!1 -
I see the bad knights arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see mechanicals and zerg bombs'.
I see bad times today.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad knight on the rise.
I hear spam waves a blowing.
I know the end is coming soon.
I fear resources over flowing.
I hear the voice of rage and ruin.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad knight on the rise.
Hope you got your things together.
Hope you are quite prepared to die.
Looks like we're in for nasty weather.
One eye is taken for an eye.
Don't go around tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bad knight on the rise.
All right!
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big yellow taxi
They cleared me resource's,
And put up a farming spot.
With a pink hotel, a boutique,
and purple flag attraction near my best spot.
Don't it always seem to go,
That you don't know what you've got,
Till it's gone.
They cleared all me scrolls,
And i didnt ever have a lot.
They took all the castles,
And put them in a effin museum.
And they charged all the people,
A million plus ap to see in'em.
Don't it always seem to go,
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone.
They cleared all my resources,
And i never held a lot.
Hey zergin farmer,
Put away those nasty balls,
Give me back my resources an my scroll's,
and leave me the birds and the bees
Please!.
Dont it always seem to go,
That you don't know what you've got,
Till it's gone.
They cleared all my resources's
And put up a farmin spot
Late last night,
I heard the portcullis fall,
And a big purple zerg,
Took away all my scrolls man.
Don't it always seem to go,
That you don't know what you've got,
Till it's gone.
They cleared all my resources,
And and i never really had a lot.1 -
BEATLES - BLACKBIRD
Diamond knight defending in the dead of night
Take these broken walls and learn to build,
All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise
Diamond knight lurking in the dead of night
Take these scouters eyes and learn to see,
All your life You were only waiting for this zerg wave to arrive
Diamond knight let siege fly, Diamond knight let siege fly
Into the keep of the enemy knight
Diamond knight fly, Diamond knight fly
Into the night with the warring knights
Diamond knight attacking in the dead of night
storm those broken walls you'll be alright
All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise
You were only waiting for this zerg wave to arrive
You were only waiting for this moment to arise
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boot scoopin boogie brooks n dunn
Out on the world map past the city limit sign
Well there's a stache strip down near the county line
The joint starts jumpin’ every night when the sun goes down
They got whiskey, women music & smoke
It's where all the country folk go to do the stache
scoopin' boogie
I've got a good job I work hard for my money
When it's quittin’ time I hit the door runnin'
I fire up my cat ball n trans & let the horses run
I go flyin' down that highway to that hideaway
Stuck out in the woods to do the stache scoopin' boogie
Yeah, heel, toe, dosey doe come on baby let's go stache scoopin
Oh, Cadillac, blackjack, baby meet me out back we're gonna boogie
Oh get down, turn around go to town stache scoopin' boogie
Bartender asks me, says son what'll it be
I want a shot of that redhead yonder lookin' at me
The dance floors hoppin' & it's hotter than the fourth of July
I see outlaws, inlaws crooks & straights
all out makin' it shake Doin' the stache scoopin' boogie
Yeah, heel, toe, dosey doe come on baby let’s go stache scoopin
Oh, Cadillac, blackjack, baby meet me outback we’re gonna boogie
Oh get down, turn around go to town stache scoopin’ boogie1