If you died tonight in Cyrodiil

Rohamad_Ali

You can blame it on lag . Everyone will believe you this time .

WhiteMage

What would you think if I told you I already did?

Yakidafi

I never die. I just wake up on cold stone with a headache near a transit shrine.

Azurethe

While you were partying I studied The Lag

While you were having premarital relations I mastered The Lag

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated The Lag

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

Morgul667

It's not me, it's the lag !

Brazilionaire

This was changed when Morrowind dropped. You probably missed it in the patch notes:

Ping is now a flat value of 999. If you had ping > 999, it's a buff. If your ping was < 999, it's a nerf.

Kram8ion

Agreed and loading screen means your a little dead inside buff

Yakidafi

Brazilionaire wrote: »

This was changed when Morrowind dropped. You probably missed it in the patch notes:

Ping is now a flat value of 999. If you had ping > 999, it's a buff. If your ping was < 999, it's a nerf.

That is hilarious!

Morgul667

Brazilionaire wrote: »

This was changed when Morrowind dropped. You probably missed it in the patch notes:

Ping is now a flat value of 999. If you had ping > 999, it's a buff. If your ping was < 999, it's a nerf.

Lolll !! Nice one

Vapirko

Brazilionaire wrote: »

This was changed when Morrowind dropped. You probably missed it in the patch notes:

Ping is now a flat value of 999. If you had ping > 999, it's a buff. If your ping was < 999, it's a nerf.

Brilliant.

Curragraigue

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight

geonsocal

not to utter a disparaging word - but, doesn't it seem like an awful bad time to be hosting any type of event incentizing gameplay by anyone other than us normal eso junkies...

any second I'm expecting the log on page to read: 'under construction - still in beta'...

geonsocal

Curragraigue wrote: »

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight

i keep looking for something I can't get
broken hearts lie all around me
and I don't see an easy way to get out of this

Nightenhowl

I saw a player running like the flash towards a keep battle, was this also lag related?

Drummerx04

Brazilionaire wrote: »

This was changed when Morrowind dropped. You probably missed it in the patch notes:

Ping is now a flat value of 999. If you had ping > 999, it's a buff. If your ping was < 999, it's a nerf.

This is possibly the most savage ZOS employee burn I have caught since... uh. Yesterday I guess.

Sandman929 wrote: »

I don't get many hate whispers, because I'm lovable and I don't really get into roleplaying a ***, but when I do I just tell them that their feedback is appreciated and that I'll look into whatever issue they've brought to my attention.

I don't, of course, but I learned from ZOS that it's important to make players feel listened to.

from https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/4288242

Might actually be funnier.

Morgul667

Drummerx04 wrote: »

Brazilionaire wrote: »

This was changed when Morrowind dropped. You probably missed it in the patch notes:

Ping is now a flat value of 999. If you had ping > 999, it's a buff. If your ping was < 999, it's a nerf.

This is possibly the most savage ZOS employee burn I have caught since... uh. Yesterday I guess.

Sandman929 wrote: »

I don't get many hate whispers, because I'm lovable and I don't really get into roleplaying a ***, but when I do I just tell them that their feedback is appreciated and that I'll look into whatever issue they've brought to my attention.

I don't, of course, but I learned from ZOS that it's important to make players feel listened to.

from https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/4288242

Might actually be funnier.

That's a good one :-)