{VIDEO} 12 minutes of Telel sarcastically 'zerging'

Telel

WARNING: This is 12 minutes of utterly boring video being posted as a sarcastic response to a certain person who claimed a certain khajiit only 'ever PVdoors with their mega-zerg'. There's not even any fighting until 8 minutes in.

Anywhoville. A bit of backstory is perhaps in order yes? Even if it not this one is doing it anyways as they typing the word, context.

Apparently the guys shown in the opening were just looking for a good fight, and this one was being most cruel by zerging down one of the Dumbminion's home keeps with overwhelming odds.
After a short 'discussion' this one promised to post a video later.

So here you go nameless bloop, and Telel's Tsundere stalker in zone chat. A quick comparison of a small-man DC group Telel routinely runs into, and what some folks referred to as Telel's 'massive scrubzerg'

https://youtu.be/7h89u8GqWmA

DeadlyRecluse

Video was as boring as advertised, and for that I salute you.

I don't know what I was expecting.

Telel

DeadlyRecluse wrote: »

Video was as boring as advertised, and for that I salute you.

I don't know what I was expecting.

Never doubt a khajiit's honesty. Nor the lengths they will go to to mock those who dislike them.

Also, it gave this one yet more excuses to type context.

IxSTALKERxI

Only 2 players left on the AD faction. RIP.

Rohamad_Ali

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

Only 2 players left on the AD faction. RIP.

According to this video that's all we need to win .

Telel

Rohamad_Ali wrote: »

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

Only 2 players left on the AD faction. RIP.

According to this video that's all we need to win .

This one thinks you are taking things very far out of context. And not just because that is a word Telel is trying to use context in every response.

Rohamad_Ali

Telel wrote: »

Rohamad_Ali wrote: »

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

Only 2 players left on the AD faction. RIP.

According to this video that's all we need to win .

This one thinks you are taking things very far out of context. And not just because that is a word Telel is trying to use context in every response.

You're are right of course as I am speaking in jest to avoid the context . With the context being what someone said in PVP drama ! This One saw fit to steer clear of the context and whilst writing got to says context twice in one sentence .

Telel

Rohamad_Ali wrote: »

Telel wrote: »

Rohamad_Ali wrote: »

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

Only 2 players left on the AD faction. RIP.

According to this video that's all we need to win .

This one thinks you are taking things very far out of context. And not just because that is a word Telel is trying to use context in every response.

You're are right of course as I am speaking in jest to avoid the context . With the context being what someone said in PVP drama ! This One saw fit to steer clear of the context and whilst writing got to says context twice in one sentence .

Telel beleives that the word context should only be used in a proper and sublime manner. Merely mashing it into things in order to make a khajiit amused is much like mashing an elf's head with a rock.

It gets the job done but is not very subtle. And can lead to unpleasant questions from rude elves.

Also. This one was honestly quite proud that they basically took a (Technically) defended keep with only two people. Especially when a common excuse for bridge failing and PVdooring is 'You need a lot of people to take a keep'.

Curragraigue

What happened to Telel's pack of young pups? I recall visits to Chill from many moons ago where Telel had many friends, yes?

Anyway good to hear you are still playing even if I am now on a different platform.

Telel

@Curragraigue This was from the first half hour of yesterday;s stream. It generally takes an hour or so for us to go from the mega-zerg you saw there to super ultra mega-zerg of six or eight people.

Agrippa_Invisus

Show me a two man of a 1.0 release day keep and THEN I'll be impressed.

Telel

Agrippa_Invisus wrote: »

Show me a two man of a 1.0 release day keep and THEN I'll be impressed.

Will you accept a dramatization of such an event made using finger puppets, and a tail tip covered in a sock? Because sadly this one's famous campaign of mediocrity did not begin until after those first 90 days of 'wot's dis do' had come and gone.

Joy_Division

Silly Khajiit. You're either faction-stacking or zerg PvDooring undefended keeps.

No matter what you are doing it wrong

Ilpagliaccio

I tried to laugh, but then I realized AD were probably huddled in Faregyl hoping siege didnt start. RIP you beautiful,yet outnumbered AD at Faregyl. Telel might have failed you as a team mate, but Lord Dee Tick will not fail you.

Telel

Ilpagliaccio wrote: »

I tried to laugh, but then I realized AD were probably huddled in Faregyl hoping siege didnt start. RIP you beautiful,yet outnumbered AD at Faregyl. Telel might have failed you as a team mate, but Lord Dee Tick will not fail you.

Actually at the time there was a DIG group running that was trying to fight off the bloops you see at the very beginning of the stream. Anti-fusion was also running a PUG up north and that's whom you see at Glade, and Rayles. But for a bit AD's main offensive force was 8 guys desperately trying to outpace two or three times their numbers of opponents.

That's why you see the gate of Altadoon open, and then close as Telel is busy zerging down that poor defenseless dramaflawed coverlet keep.

The whole stream is still up in a khajiit's twitch archives if you want to see. Took us a bit but once the bloops had to actually start fighting other players our two bars actually did quite well versus a double teaming from the purples.

Drummerx04

Telel wrote: »

WARNING: This is 12 minutes of utterly boring video being posted as a sarcastic response to a certain person who claimed a certain khajiit only 'ever PVdoors with their mega-zerg'. There's not even any fighting until 8 minutes in.

Anywhoville. A bit of backstory is perhaps in order yes? Even if it not this one is doing it anyways as they typing the word, context.

Apparently the guys shown in the opening were just looking for a good fight, and this one was being most cruel by zerging down one of the Dumbminion's home keeps with overwhelming odds.
After a short 'discussion' this one promised to post a video later.

So here you go nameless bloop, and Telel's Tsundere stalker in zone chat. A quick comparison of a small-man DC group Telel routinely runs into, and what some folks referred to as Telel's 'massive scrubzerg'

https://youtu.be/7h89u8GqWmA

Wow. Not only did you zerg down those poor walls and guards, but you did it as a selene procing werewolf. COULD YOU SINK ANY LOWER!!?

Telel

Drummerx04 wrote: »

Telel wrote: »

WARNING: This is 12 minutes of utterly boring video being posted as a sarcastic response to a certain person who claimed a certain khajiit only 'ever PVdoors with their mega-zerg'. There's not even any fighting until 8 minutes in.

Anywhoville. A bit of backstory is perhaps in order yes? Even if it not this one is doing it anyways as they typing the word, context.

Apparently the guys shown in the opening were just looking for a good fight, and this one was being most cruel by zerging down one of the Dumbminion's home keeps with overwhelming odds.
After a short 'discussion' this one promised to post a video later.

So here you go nameless bloop, and Telel's Tsundere stalker in zone chat. A quick comparison of a small-man DC group Telel routinely runs into, and what some folks referred to as Telel's 'massive scrubzerg'

https://youtu.be/7h89u8GqWmA

Wow. Not only did you zerg down those poor walls and guards, but you did it as a selene procing werewolf. COULD YOU SINK ANY LOWER!!?

Yes. But this one has a back ache after haulling their ego up and down the stairs in that keep.

Also. Limbo is a dumb sport.

Theodard

I watch these videos mostly for the cat in the lower left corner. Love that thing.

Telel

Theodard wrote: »

I watch these videos mostly for the cat in the lower left corner. Love that thing.

As this one has a face perfect for radio they were quite pleased to discover the cat head came with an 'Akaviri motif' helmet.

Otherwise they'd have to have been a talking sandiwch and had to endure (more?) attempts by the audience to lick them