Maintenance for the week of September 1:
• [COMPLETE] PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – September 2, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC)
• Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – September 3, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – September 3, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• [COMPLETE] PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – September 2, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC)
• Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – September 3, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – September 3, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
Patch Notes 3.0: Part 2 (Console Version)
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Earlier today, I unleashed a Patch Notes 3.0 for PC/Mac, only to then discover that Morrowind and its associated meme thread had already been deployed 3 weeks earlier. Oh, well. Guess that teaches me about Early Access.
But, I will not be defeated easily. And with that in mind, it's time for Patch Notes 3.0 Part 2: Console Version.
With Xbox and PS4's megaservers in both Xbox One and in Playstation 4 going down today, I figured why not give them something to do...assuming they do find this thread (I'm not a console player, so I don't know where they go to vent and such). So, let's start the meme thread. As rap artists say, "Let's take it from the top!"
Here, I'll start what should hopefully be a nice party. Several of you PC players may recognize this meme from earlier:
Anyway, let the memes and the posts begin!
Signed,
Lord Arena25
Edited by arena25 on June 5, 2017 11:27PM But, I will not be defeated easily. And with that in mind, it's time for Patch Notes 3.0 Part 2: Console Version.
With Xbox and PS4's megaservers in both Xbox One and in Playstation 4 going down today, I figured why not give them something to do...assuming they do find this thread (I'm not a console player, so I don't know where they go to vent and such). So, let's start the meme thread. As rap artists say, "Let's take it from the top!"
Here, I'll start what should hopefully be a nice party. Several of you PC players may recognize this meme from earlier:
Anyway, let the memes and the posts begin!
Signed,
Lord Arena25
If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
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arena25✭✭✭✭✭Lord's Note: My family is going out for dinner. My scribe has chosen to oversee this thread rather than go out with us to dinner, so she will be your point of contact until I return. Please be nice to her...If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!0
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arena25✭✭✭✭✭Scribe's Note: Hello, this is Shedelin, checking in.
Shall we have some fun? Note that while this thread is mainly for those Xbox and PS4 players, this one won't discriminate PC and Mac players from joining in on the fun.If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!0 -
arena25✭✭✭✭✭Come on, people. Come on in and have some fun! Post that meme you've been dying to post. Post your random moments of anger here.
Cos at the end of the day, which would you rather do: Twiddle your thumbs for 8 hours, or join in on this fun discussion? I don't think it takes much brain to know which is better. Up to you, though.If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!0 -
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✭This is a bit lonely in herePS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
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arena25✭✭✭✭✭imnotanother wrote: »This is a bit lonely in here
Partially because everyone wants to post their own maintenance thread. I'm working right now to try and post links to this thread so that way ZOS can expedite the process of closing the extra threads. Better that I deal with it than try and have my scribe deal with it.If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!0 -
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Signed, Kotaro Atani.PS5 NAVR16/ CP 160 Khajiit Nightblade of the Aldmeri Dominion, Guildmaster and Assassin of the Queen's Hand guild on NA PC. PvP Officer in the WOLF guild on NA PS5, and of course Master Thief. Currently 3409 CP out of 3600 CP on NA PS5. Currently 810 CP on NA PC (used for PTS testing purposes only). On PS5 I am also a Master Crafter, all traits done and learned, Jewelry crafting done. all Motifs learned on PS5 except for maybe two-three Motifs. All Companions are Max level as are their Skills.Warrior, Lover, Thief.... Nightblade. Aldmeri Dominion For Life! For the Queen!! Go Dominion or go home ! "I have no hatred for the races of Man, but they are young. Like all children, they are driven by emotion. They lack the wisdom that comes with age. I would sooner place an Altmer infant on the Ruby Throne than surrender Tamriel to their capricious whims. The Altmer, the Bosmer and the Khajiit share the common traits of intelligence, patience and reason. We do not seek riches or plunder. Domination is not our goal, nor is the acclamation of power for its own sake. Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines. Stand with us." ―Your Queen Commands, Ayrenn Arana Aldmeri.(All 18 characters are AD only! This one is a AD Loyalist)Member of ESO Since January 29, 2014, started early Access 3/30/14 on PC, currently subbed on NA PS5 and on NA PC. Note- I only use PC for PTS testing purposes, the PS5 is my dedicated Game Platform.Note- for those that don't know how to say Kotaro Atani it's "Ko tar row Ah ta ni" (Ko with a Oh sound, tar which sounds like the sticky black tar stuff, row like rowing a boat, Ah with a AHHHH sound, Ta with a Tahhh sound, Neeee which sounds like knee)"The blowing sands of time wipe clean the footprints of the past...""Moonsugar may be the key to paradise, but it is through a false door...""A perfect society is always elsewhere..."- Unknown book of Khajiiti proverbs.1 -
arena25✭✭✭✭✭whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO wrote: »
And the reason you had to include my name is why exactly...????
Never mind, I don't want to know...If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!0 -
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✭imnotanother wrote: »This is a bit lonely in here
Partially because everyone wants to post their own maintenance thread. I'm working right now to try and post links to this thread so that way ZOS can expedite the process of closing the extra threads. Better that I deal with it than try and have my scribe deal with it.
It is a nice idea. Will probably get 12 new threads an hour regardless.0 -
Kram8ion✭✭✭✭✭Well I'm at work atm and can't post pics but can a canny fellow bring up "this is an unusually long loading screen and write morrowind console patch notes because I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of it tyAussie lag is real!0 -
arena25✭✭✭✭✭I agree with you, we need to see patch notes just like pc people!
I'm a PC person, but I agree...why let PC people have all the fun when console players deal with the same headaches you guys do? I laid the footwork out on this thread so that you don't have to.If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!0 -
whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO wrote: »
And the reason you had to include my name is why exactly...????
Never mind, I don't want to know...
Because your Meme was demanding Patch Notes
Signed, Kotaro Atani.PS5 NAVR16/ CP 160 Khajiit Nightblade of the Aldmeri Dominion, Guildmaster and Assassin of the Queen's Hand guild on NA PC. PvP Officer in the WOLF guild on NA PS5, and of course Master Thief. Currently 3409 CP out of 3600 CP on NA PS5. Currently 810 CP on NA PC (used for PTS testing purposes only). On PS5 I am also a Master Crafter, all traits done and learned, Jewelry crafting done. all Motifs learned on PS5 except for maybe two-three Motifs. All Companions are Max level as are their Skills.Warrior, Lover, Thief.... Nightblade. Aldmeri Dominion For Life! For the Queen!! Go Dominion or go home ! "I have no hatred for the races of Man, but they are young. Like all children, they are driven by emotion. They lack the wisdom that comes with age. I would sooner place an Altmer infant on the Ruby Throne than surrender Tamriel to their capricious whims. The Altmer, the Bosmer and the Khajiit share the common traits of intelligence, patience and reason. We do not seek riches or plunder. Domination is not our goal, nor is the acclamation of power for its own sake. Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines. Stand with us." ―Your Queen Commands, Ayrenn Arana Aldmeri.(All 18 characters are AD only! This one is a AD Loyalist)Member of ESO Since January 29, 2014, started early Access 3/30/14 on PC, currently subbed on NA PS5 and on NA PC. Note- I only use PC for PTS testing purposes, the PS5 is my dedicated Game Platform.Note- for those that don't know how to say Kotaro Atani it's "Ko tar row Ah ta ni" (Ko with a Oh sound, tar which sounds like the sticky black tar stuff, row like rowing a boat, Ah with a AHHHH sound, Ta with a Tahhh sound, Neeee which sounds like knee)"The blowing sands of time wipe clean the footprints of the past...""Moonsugar may be the key to paradise, but it is through a false door...""A perfect society is always elsewhere..."- Unknown book of Khajiiti proverbs.0 -
arena25✭✭✭✭✭Hey, all. I'm going to bed. I am so tired...
In my stead, I have instructed my scribe to man the forums for the night. I will advise you all, though, I think my scribe has been drinking tonight...
Ah, no matter. I'll see you all in the morning, when Morrowind is live for everyone. GET HYPED!If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!0 -
arena25✭✭✭✭✭Shello. His is Sedelin, hecking in. Show are re all tosight? *hic*
Whose drunk? My not drunk. Your drunk!If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!0
