would eso be viable without argonians?

Aliyavana

Everyone knows that zos considers argonians a race for some reason on the character creation screen. I feel zos should remove argonians from the character selection screen of races and move them over to the racial section called pet races, along with adding a racial where they receive 25 percent more damage from dunmer players

STEVIL

5 outbof 14 characters say no.

STEVIL

5 out of 14 characters say no.

hmsdragonfly

But but ... who will clean my sword?

vyndral13preub18_ESO

I liked it when they nerfed some spots because argonians were abusing their swim speed....

WhiteCoatSyndrome

Argonians are totally OP. Didn't you hear what they did to Dagon in the Third Era?

Morgul667

No

They are the reason I play ESO

Synfaer

But then...
What would all the other races eat???

Silver_Strider

I smell a Dunmer afraid of what Argonians will do to them in the 4th Era.

Honestly speaking, Dunmer are among the stupidest bunch of people in Tamriel.
The Tribunal alone is probably the most corrupt political organization out of any in Tamriel; built on a foundation of death, deceit and treachery and yet for thousands of years, they were the Leaders of the Dunmer people. Boethiah saved the Dunmer from Trinimac and his supporters, Azura counseled them and Mephala's Worshippers created an honorable bunch of assassins and what does the Tribunal do? Get their entire raced cursed by Azura, Maulborne threat via Boethiah, and later on down the line, pissed off Sheogorath enough to try and drop a f***ing moon on them, which eventually fell anyways after Vivec got dragged away to Oblivion during the Oblivion Crisis, and Almalexia went bat**** crazy and killed Sortha Sil in a frail attempt to maintain her power.

Like, seriously, that is who you are choosing to worship and have rule over you. 3 nutjobs that screwed your race over in so many ways that it's amazing you people can even function, let alone have some false sense of superiority. At least the Altmer are smart enough to manipulate their stupid Bosmer and Khajiit lapdogs into LIKING them. If you'd done that instead of making Argonians your whipping toys, the Argonian revolt might have been much different.

max_only

Silver_Strider wrote: »

I smell a Dunmer afraid of what Argonians will do to them in the 4th Era.

Honestly speaking, Dunmer are among the stupidest bunch of people in Tamriel.
The Tribunal alone is probably the most corrupt political organization out of any in Tamriel; built on a foundation of death, deceit and treachery and yet for thousands of years, they were the Leaders of the Dunmer people. Boethiah saved the Dunmer from Trinimac and his supporters, Azura counseled them and Mephala's Worshippers created an honorable bunch of assassins and what does the Tribunal do? Get their entire raced cursed by Azura, Maulborne threat via Boethiah, and later on down the line, pissed off Sheogorath enough to try and drop a f***ing moon on them, which eventually fell anyways after Vivec got dragged away to Oblivion during the Oblivion Crisis, and Almalexia went bat**** crazy and killed Sortha Sil in a frail attempt to maintain her power.

Like, seriously, that is who you are choosing to worship and have rule over you. 3 nutjobs that screwed your race over in so many ways that it's amazing you people can even function, let alone have some false sense of superiority. At least the Altmer are smart enough to manipulate their stupid Bosmer and Khajiit lapdogs into LIKING them. If you'd done that instead of making Argonians your whipping toys, the Argonian revolt might have been much different.

Messy1

NO . . . . . NO . . . . . NO

My Argonians are AWESOME . . . . . AWESOME!!!!!

Rohamad_Ali

You can do all sorts of things with an Argonian . Lizard burgers , lizard dogs , BBQ lizard , lizard tar tar , popcorn lizard , lizard on a stick , pan simmered lizard , lizard popplers , chicken fried lizard , stuffed lizard , hot lizard legs , lizard gumbo ...

Wreuntzylla

WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »

Argonians are totally OP. Didn't you hear what they did to Dagon in the Third Era?

My children's children.

I prepare them even now through their suffering. Make no mistake, when the time comes, only mine will stand between this world and the next.

nimander99

Argonian's are slaves.

Nemesis7884

The world wouldn't be the same without the lusty argonian maid

tplink3r1

Argonians drink hist sap, they are disgusting beings.

Kendaric

Argonians are not even people, they're lizards made barely intelligent enough to hold a broom or prepare a meal for their Dunmer masters.

Dracindo

Kendaric wrote: »

Argonians are not even people, they're lizards made barely intelligent enough to hold a broom or prepare a meal for their Dunmer masters.

Nobody is intelligent enough to clean the Dunmer smug, without killing the source.

Dracindo

I think ESO would be viable without the people who keep hating on Argonians and Khajiit.

Turelus

Clearly not, who in Oblivion would clean up all our houses and tend to the fields?

Shardan4968

Why so racist? Beast folk are native tamrielians. They deserve more lands than invanders from Atmora, Aldmeris and Yokuda.

Enslaved

I am tired of this racist bs against Saxhleel folk. One cannot choose what race he will be born, so cut the crap, pretty please with cherry on top.

Compared to other races in ESO, Saxhleel suffered the most. And I don't see what they did to any of you, despite the poorly done remarks and not so various greetings and salutations, and that is to blame on devs, not Saxhleel. I mean, even if just for rp element, this lvl of hatred toward Saxhleel is just over the top. They didn't invade anyone's land till 4th era, all wars they har were defensive, even this EP one was won thanks to them and against Akaviri invaders. If there were no Saxhleel intervention, Akaviri would take over entire Tamriel at some point. Also, Saxhleel are best healers.

Turelus

Shardan4968 wrote: »

Why so racist? Beast folk are native tamrielians. They deserve more lands than invanders from Atmora, Aldmeris and Yokuda.

Sorry what? All I heard was the sound of my slave not getting me my sandwich.

Sheey

Racist xoxo

Makato

LIZZURD IS LOVE LIZZURD IS LIFE !

BohnT

Turelus wrote: »

Shardan4968 wrote: »

Why so racist? Beast folk are native tamrielians. They deserve more lands than invanders from Atmora, Aldmeris and Yokuda.

Sorry what? All I heard was the sound of my slave not getting me my sandwich.

You better shut your mouth or the shadowscales will do that for you and your whole family, we don't really care about those pity races who slaved us, we are immortal beings we memorise everything since the beginning of time, all your scholars look like children compared to our most stupid children.
And good luck surviving the oblivion crisis, Dagon still cries every night because we kicked him his b*lls straight to the face while those other races fear of death.
We can easily live one or two of your mortal lifespan as a slave because we can't die, we'll just wait and slaughter all of you once we ate enough of your food and stole your whole property while you are thinking we are your slaves

Turelus

BohnT wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

Shardan4968 wrote: »

Why so racist? Beast folk are native tamrielians. They deserve more lands than invanders from Atmora, Aldmeris and Yokuda.

Sorry what? All I heard was the sound of my slave not getting me my sandwich.

You better shut your mouth or the shadowscales will do that for you and your whole family, we don't really care about those pity races who slaved us, we are immortal beings we memorise everything since the beginning of time, all your scholars look like children compared to our most stupid children.
And good luck surviving the oblivion crisis, Dagon still cries every night because we kicked him his b*lls straight to the face while those other races fear of death.
We can easily live one or two of your mortal lifespan as a slave because we can't die, we'll just wait and slaughter all of you once we ate enough of your food and stole your whole property while you are thinking we are your slaves

And yet... your people are still slaves.

I mean all this and your people are slaves, it's not your fault that with all this your tiny beast brains can't actually comprehend how to not be lesser beings, it's cute that you try though.

Aliyavana

Turelus wrote: »

BohnT wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

Shardan4968 wrote: »

Why so racist? Beast folk are native tamrielians. They deserve more lands than invanders from Atmora, Aldmeris and Yokuda.

Sorry what? All I heard was the sound of my slave not getting me my sandwich.

You better shut your mouth or the shadowscales will do that for you and your whole family, we don't really care about those pity races who slaved us, we are immortal beings we memorise everything since the beginning of time, all your scholars look like children compared to our most stupid children.
And good luck surviving the oblivion crisis, Dagon still cries every night because we kicked him his b*lls straight to the face while those other races fear of death.
We can easily live one or two of your mortal lifespan as a slave because we can't die, we'll just wait and slaughter all of you once we ate enough of your food and stole your whole property while you are thinking we are your slaves

And yet... your people are still slaves.

I mean all this and your people are slaves, it's not your fault that with all this your tiny beast brains can't actually comprehend how to not be lesser beings, it's cute that you try though.

They fail to realize that it wasn't the argonians fighting power, but the stench that drove even the daedra to close their oblivion gates.

Dracindo

I'm just gonna leave this here.

HatchetHaro

This thread is triggering me so hard because all of my characters are Argonian but this is also my kink.

FleetwoodSmack

No, because I've always loved Argonian purses. Better than Prada.