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L33t Group Finder Required

DRXHarbinger
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So I ditched XB a while ago now mainly due to incompetent zos not fixing our trials @ZOS_GinaBruno update still required on that btw, been down since Feb!

And been playing on PC now...So whilst PC master race may be the case in terms of hardware....MY GOD the scrubbage on this platform is atrocious. 100,000,000,000x worse than Xbox. What the hell is going on with the PC lot, no one can complete any kind of dungeon via randoms on here. Out of the past 11 pledges I have joined today 10 of them have ended with me Solo'ing them and leaving the scrubs dead.

Not to sound mean or anything but I aint got time for rezzing bow spamming healers bashing light attacks, vigor and snipe and "tanks" just hacking away with light attacks trying to take taunt.

Fo Sho would be awesome, even via crown store, to have a L33t Finder where I can pug with people who have some kind of achievements tied to that character, like Vmol completed, Flawless conq and whatever and vice versa, unlocks when you have achieved some kind of feat in game. Scrubs can spend 10hrs trying to kill a static Rilis in BC1 with other scrubs and people that actually know what they are doing can queue with people who again know how to kill such a basic enemy....I mean if you were a battle hardened veteran in any circumstance you wouldn't pair up with random civies using water pistols to save the world would you now (unless this is the movie Signs where they would be useful) Wouldn't you rather queue for longer to get it done and farm or something in the meantime than spend all day suffering the noobism that is evidently rife in this game?

We need some form of separation here, it's a joke on PC. Seriously please sort this out. Or at least make the boss from boredom automatically after 20 attempts.
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  • Hoked_on_ponix
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    I always thought us console plebs weren't comparable to the far superior PC players?
  • Turelus
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    It's called an "elite" PvE guild.

    You can all circle-grind your egos and compare your massive DPS with one another there.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
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  • Draqone
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    I always thought us console plebs weren't comparable to the far superior PC players?

    Dunno about console but can attest that the randoms on EUPC are horrid.
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  • TheStealthDude
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    I wonder if the difference in skill level is due to PC not having VoIP in the game? Without voice chat, I bet people tend to learn much slower since so much less can be communicated via text in the same amount of time compared to voice chat.
  • TheNuminous1
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    I've been doing group finder on xbox for days and have completed every single dungeon I've qued for. Both vet and normals. Cradle mazzatun white gold and prison all included.

    Edited by TheNuminous1 on May 30, 2017 4:02PM
  • KingMagaw
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    Tried a random group dungeon on my warden to normal Fungal Grotto the undaunted quest. Level 32 in purple training gear.

    Played with 3 others, one was low level the other two ~300CP. All 3 died leaving me to solo the bosses. I was smoked out and on a new character, those other 3 players should be ashamed and jsut another reminder not to play with pugs as most want carried and its not my job to carry fools.
  • F7sus4
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    Turelus wrote: »
    It's called an "elite" PvE guild.

    You can all circle-grind your egos and compare your massive DPS with one another there.
    That's exactly what we do and we like it.
    And been playing on PC now...So whilst PC master race may be the case in terms of hardware....MY GOD the scrubbage on this platform is atrocious. 100,000,000,000x worse than Xbox. What the hell is going on with the PC lot, no one can complete any kind of dungeon via randoms on here. Out of the past 11 pledges I have joined today 10 of them have ended with me Solo'ing them and leaving the scrubs dead.

    Not to sound mean or anything but I aint got time for rezzing bow spamming healers bashing light attacks, vigor and snipe and "tanks" just hacking away with light attacks trying to take taunt.
    Agreed. Simple solution - put one Group Finder pile into "pro base" with vMSA/vMOL/vCOS HM/vROM HM/whatever etc. completed and the other one into "scrub pile" maybe with possibility for "pro base" to also check "Carry mode" so they voluntarily decide to mix with scrubs.
  • Kodrac
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    You must be this long to ride. Your e-peen that is.
  • Beardimus
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    LOL @drxharbinger i thought you had been absent on X1!
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  • Delgent
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  • Aisle9
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    So I ditched XB a while ago now mainly due to incompetent zos not fixing our trials @ZOS_GinaBruno update still required on that btw, been down since Feb!

    And been playing on PC now...So whilst PC master race may be the case in terms of hardware....MY GOD the scrubbage on this platform is atrocious. 100,000,000,000x worse than Xbox. What the hell is going on with the PC lot, no one can complete any kind of dungeon via randoms on here. Out of the past 11 pledges I have joined today 10 of them have ended with me Solo'ing them and leaving the scrubs dead.

    Not to sound mean or anything but I aint got time for rezzing bow spamming healers bashing light attacks, vigor and snipe and "tanks" just hacking away with light attacks trying to take taunt.

    Fo Sho would be awesome, even via crown store, to have a L33t Finder where I can pug with people who have some kind of achievements tied to that character, like Vmol completed, Flawless conq and whatever and vice versa, unlocks when you have achieved some kind of feat in game. Scrubs can spend 10hrs trying to kill a static Rilis in BC1 with other scrubs and people that actually know what they are doing can queue with people who again know how to kill such a basic enemy....I mean if you were a battle hardened veteran in any circumstance you wouldn't pair up with random civies using water pistols to save the world would you now (unless this is the movie Signs where they would be useful) Wouldn't you rather queue for longer to get it done and farm or something in the meantime than spend all day suffering the noobism that is evidently rife in this game?

    We need some form of separation here, it's a joke on PC. Seriously please sort this out. Or at least make the boss from boredom automatically after 20 attempts.

    I have so many questions...

    like why on earth would you need to complete vMoL to be able to speedrun/no death a vet dungeon ?

    I got most of my speed run/no death with a 3 man group, no healer while learning how to play the game.

    That was an honest question, I don't understand why are you complaining about it, once you know the mechanics, vet dungeons are a joke. Just solo the damn thing.

    As for the answer to your question, PC playerbase is bigger than XB's, so it follows that it's easier to get grouped with scrubs, deal with it.

    That said, it was a damn entertaining read, thank you for that gem.
    Edited by Aisle9 on May 30, 2017 4:24PM
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  • Majeure
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    Group finder? People still use that thing for grouping? :D
  • Aisle9
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    Majeure wrote: »
    Group finder? People still use that thing for grouping? :D

    Also, that
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    Gruzosh Barrelsmasher - DC stamina sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Kew'bacca - AD stamina nightblade (PC - EU)
    Jebediah Orbrynn - DC magicka templar (PC - EU)
    Hold-Many-Bags - Mule DK, Promoted to main tank, occasionally stamDD
    Olaf Proudstache - Mule - No longer with us Now a Stamwarden healer
    Aglieglie Brazorf - AD magicka sorcerer (PC - EU)
    Rodolfo Lavandino - DC stamina, greatsword wielding, Jesus beam spamming, Redguard hybrid templar just a stamplar again (PC - EU)
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  • Skjoldur
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    I rarely had any problems with goups in the group finder (on PC).
  • LadyNalcarya
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    Turelus wrote: »
    It's called an "elite" PvE guild.

    You can all circle-grind your egos and compare your massive DPS with one another there.

    Its funny, but the biggest ego is usually demonstrated by the worst players. ;) I guess theyre just trying to hide their incompetence.
    Seriously, I've only met a couple of players who are very good at this game AND are massive jerks. And I've been raiding for 2 years.
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  • Ackwalan
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    I admit I didn't make it all the way to the end of your rant. If all the groups you are joining are terrible, you might want to find the common factor in them. I give you a hint, it's you.
  • F7sus4
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    Aisle9 wrote: »
    like why on earth would you need to complete vMoL to be able to speedrun/no death a vet dungeon ?
    Being too literal is bad sometimes and it doesn't require a lot of brain work to understand that it's team-play, combat awareness and at least upper-mid player skill that were the meant by OP here.
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