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SAVE THE BABY NETCHES

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Rataroto
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HARVESTING THEM FOR GUTS? YOU SICK PEOPLE!!
  • Lavennin
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    So harvesting frogs for guts is acceptable? What kind of monster are you? All critters were born equal!
  • ofSunhold
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    It's ok. They're immortal. They're just resting after an exhilarating... um... theatrical presentation.

    They carry guts around in their pockets, happy to part with a few for a fellow thespian.

    Come back later, you'll see.
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  • Acrolas
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    signing off
  • Enslaved
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    Never understood stuff like that... As you don't get ton of guts and worms harvesting nodes and zombies in CH. Some folk are just beyond pathetic I guess.
    Edited by Enslaved on May 23, 2017 6:22AM
  • Wreuntzylla
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    Someone I know tells their children that roadkill is just sleeping.

    I'm not sure which is worse, the truth or the lie.
  • SydneyGrey
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    Baby netch guts make good soup.

    True story.
  • Rataroto
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    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Baby netch guts make good soup.

    True story.

    You monster ;-;
  • rotaugen454
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    They aren't bad if they are deep fried, otherwise they taste rubbery like raw squid.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • phileunderx2
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    No different than the massive slaughter of goats, bunnies and squirrels.
  • Tryxus
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    Save the zombies too from being killed (again) for their Fleshfly Larvae

    Save the fish, 1000s of fish die daily by ppl looking for Perfect Roe

    Save everything... except the spiders. They should die.
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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  • DocFrost72
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    I tried to trick the wifey into hitting E to take the netch and she wouldn't fall for it, dang it!

    Then, hilariously, the netch rose into the sky and disappeared. Still no clue what happened.
  • Keep_Door
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    I force them to feed me stamina. #itsawardenthing
  • Loves_guars
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    I almost did that. I yelled "NOOOOOOOOOO" when I saw the loot window poppin with the guts hahaha.
  • lunalitetempler
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    Lol thats what i thought when i looted one ^^
  • DeadRune
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    I did it by accident. It just said take or something and next second I had its guts and I wanted vvardenfell to swallow me whole.
    On my way to PC EU!
  • Rataroto
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    Plz @ZOS_GinaBruno can we have some love with the netches? D:
  • STEVIL
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    nak, the netches love this - see it as a form of service to others - know they will be rewarded in netchy afterlife with YUGE tentacles.
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  • TempusFugit
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    I did it too...once, and felt so bad afterwards. :'( They are so cute floating around like that near their parent.

    I won't ever do it again.
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  • Darlgon
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    They taste like chicken.
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    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • dem0n1k
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    I thought I would get a baby netch to take home but all I got was this handful of guts :(
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  • kargen27
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    I like killing monkeys just to watch them do that little ballet spin before they screech and die.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Oakmontowls_ESO
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    When I saw the take option I saw intrigued. This quickly turned to horror when I saw that I looted guts.
  • WalksonGraves
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    They taste like chicken.
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    Damn kids smoking the marineiguana
  • ZOS_CoriJ
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    Why harvest them for guts when you can harvest them for sun:
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    (Honestly this could use more tentacles)
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  • Dracofyre
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    did we all knew there always bigger frogs eat other frogs and bigger fish eat other fishes.
  • LukosCreyden
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    ZOS_CoriJ wrote: »
    Why harvest them for guts when you can harvest them for sun:
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    (Honestly this could use more tentacles)

    An umbrella with tentacles?

    I... I don't know. I don't feel comfortable with that ;_;
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  • Korah_Eaglecry
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    Quickly! Hide the baby netches in my slaughterhouse!
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  • Dracofyre
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    dont let Mama see her dead babies, run when she scream, it might draw Supreme Herd Bull Netch.
    remember STtNG's polit epidose. Farpoint, that giant space Netch.
    Edited by Dracofyre on May 24, 2017 1:50AM
  • Rataroto
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    LukosCreyden wrote: »
    ZOS_CoriJ wrote: »
    Why harvest them for guts when you can harvest them for sun:
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    (Honestly this could use more tentacles)

    An umbrella with tentacles?

    I... I don't know. I don't feel comfortable with that ;_;

    ever heard of japan?
  • Salix_alba
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    At least make it so you have to harvest them in stealth when near one of the larger netches so they don't become hostile. I mean seriously they just float there and let you kill their offspring? The bear cubs in Wrothgar at least call their mommas
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