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Time to get a job!

  • Aleraon
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    Corpse acquisition specialist cos someone has to get rid of all the dead mobs and keep the necromancers in fresh supply - for a modest fee of course lol
    (EU/AD) CP501 Razum-dah - Khajiiti Templar Healer
    (EU/AD) CP501 J'Kara Silverclaw - Khajiiti Dragonknight tank
    (EU/AD) CP501 Rajhiin - Khajiiti stamina Nightblade
    (EU/AD) CP501 Draven Corvillian - Breton magicka Nightblade
    (EU/AD) CP501 Sinderian Nightflame - High Elf magicka sorcerer
    (EU/AD) CP501 J'zargo Silverclaw - Khajiit stamina Templar
    (EU/AD) CP501 Ariella Nightshade - High Elf Magicka Nightblade
    (EU/AD) CP501 Ri'shada - Khajiit Stamina Sorcerer
    (EU/AD) LVL29 Valeon Indoril - Dark Elf Magicka Dragonknight
    *The Queen stole this one's moonsugar candies lol*
  • Blobsky
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    Lusty maid
    Cookies? How about THESE cookies!
    Yt Channell: Blobsky

    DC EU Nightblade
    Owner of 'The Travelling Merchant' - Craglorn trade guild since near release!
  • ListerJMC
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    Join a guild
    I'd probably join the Mages Guild :).
    PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
    "Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."
  • bebynnag
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    farmer/hunter
    i feel as though this is how i spend most of my time in game

    farming gear
    hunting traders
    gathering materials
    fishing/filleting for roe
  • Dreyfron
    Dreyfron
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    adventurer ( watch out for arrows! )
    Adventurer all the way ;)
  • AgentG
    AgentG
    Soul Shriven
    forge worker
    Always wanted to be a blacksmith anyway,
    When you have a trade you have a job for life.
    Blood for the Pact!
  • Lieblingsjunge
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    Lusty maid
    Reasons. <3

    Jk.
    I probably would be a Professor of some kind. I love my books and I love knowledge *_*!
    Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
    PC - EU.
    Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
    Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
    Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
    Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
    Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
    The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
    Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
    Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
    Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>

    Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad
    My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.
  • darkstar2084
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    Join a guild
    Join the Dark Brotherhood, do many contracts Over 9000 slaying the souls of Tamriel. Several years later get a contract to kill parents. Take over their estate and laugh.
    Edited by darkstar2084 on May 18, 2017 12:00PM
  • faerigirl
    faerigirl
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    Lusty maid
    My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
    And there like,
    Its better than yours,
    Damn right its better than yours,
    I can teach you,
    But I have to charge

    I know you want it,
    The thing that makes me,
    What the guys go crazy for.
    They lose their minds,
    The way I wind,
    I think its time

    La la-la la la,
    Warm it up.
    Lala-lalala,
    The boys are waiting

    :smiley:
  • supaskrub
    supaskrub
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    forge worker
    Sign me up for the forge, 34 years a steelworker irl it seems only fitting to be a forge master in Tamriel
  • inf.toniceb17_ESO
    inf.toniceb17_ESO
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    farmer/hunter
    Farmer and hunter are two very different things :) I like the hunter part.
  • Fiskerton
    Fiskerton
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    merchant
    This one is most interested in being a "merchant"
  • Shadow-Fighter
    Shadow-Fighter
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    No job, no parents, no home..
    I am begging for that 1 coin...

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    Edited by Shadow-Fighter on May 19, 2017 10:05PM
    Natch Potes is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get
  • starlizard70ub17_ESO
    starlizard70ub17_ESO
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    work with the government
    This one is here to "help" you. o:)
    "We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."
  • Violynne
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    In Grahtwood, there's a quest called "Carnival Conundrum". It's one of my favorite quests in the game. I don't know why, really, but the first time I did it two years ago, it stuck with me. It's nothing short of a fetch quest, but I actually enjoyed doing it.

    Once I free up Haven, it's the very first quest I do.

    So my answer is: I want to be part of the carnival!

    More specifically, Vindare's assistant. I like her. No, not that way. She was a self-humbling Altmer who understood why her crate wasn't delivered, but was very Altmer in its design. Plus, her show wasn't that bad.

    The other option would be a carnival caravan guard.
  • JamieAubrey
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    sign up for the army!
    I'm never home anyway
  • Zouni
    Zouni
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    Join a guild
    Thieves guild for me...its so easy in Tamriel to get away with it!
    Nyxtes - NB
    Nyxta - Sorc
    Mastrofonoss - DK
    Gr Blue - Temp
  • GreenhaloX
    GreenhaloX
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    Be a proud harem owner.. there are surely lots of fine female types all throughout ESO. Yeah, yeah, I see it coming. Good lord people, have some humor!
  • Rouven
    Rouven
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    Axoinus wrote: »
    I want to be the guy who keeps the candles lit.

    Will you dribble them properly too? It's an art!

    I'll be an inventor. I'll invent flying capes and machines! But first practical stuff to pay the bills, like pants without excess hip parts.
    Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett
  • Lusty
    Lusty
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    Lusty maid
    Obviously ;)
    Where my argonian waifus at?
    EP General - 1200+
  • Sausage
    Sausage
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    Lusty maid
    I wish I could open own Bar. SWG was so epic as you could.
  • Potenza
    Potenza
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    pirate or sailor
    and any of you lusty maids can accompany me :smiley:
  • Kodrac
    Kodrac
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    they-took-our-jobs-guy-they-took-er-jerbs.jpg
  • milkbox
    milkbox
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    Other: tavern owner.

    Now hiring lusty maids, btw...
  • Galwylin
    Galwylin
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    adventurer ( watch out for arrows! )
    I think we all could look at ourselves and ask, why do you always seem to end up in prison?
  • itehache
    itehache
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    Join a guild
    I am a hotel manager in real life and I know I would be happy working in a inn, however since this is fictional I would be a bit more adventurous and I'd join the Thieves guild
  • Avalon
    Avalon
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    work with the government
    Lusty maid
    - No thanks lol
    merchant
    - Have you seen how often they get robbed?
    pirate or sailor
    - Just a target for a quest or a victim
    farmer/hunter
    - Too many Daedra, Zombie, and raider attacks
    sign up for the army!
    - And get sent to Cyrodiill? Nope!
    work with the government
    - Pretty easy job in good environments usually.
    adventurer ( watch out for arrows! )
    - Even though we keep respawning, dying, over ... and over ... and over ... that HAS to suck!
    Join a guild
    - I cannot think of one that pays well enough to make up for all of the 'fun' incidents that occur, like having a Daedric Prince screw with your head so much that it comes down to the good conscience of an adventurer to save you from losing yourself...
    college of Winterhold Professor
    - Did you PLAY that game?!? This job is better than most, but, still, not a great job unless being a member of the Psijic Order is under this one?
    forge worker
    - No thanks, too much work, too low of pay, and we all know: crafted sets suck in comparison to dropped.

    I'll go with Governmental work, and be a banker! BoW doesn't work on them, I'll be in a nice wealthy environment, and have 2-3 guards around to keep an eye on my safebox.
  • Eshelmen
    Eshelmen
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    farmer/hunter
    I'm down to kill some stuff for money, pay me already!
    PC and PS4 EP only player
  • Duiwel
    Duiwel
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    Whiterun home? I am no stinking Nord!
    @Duiwel:
    Join ORDER OF SITHIS We're recruiting! PC EU

    "Dear Brother. I do not spread rumours. I create them..."
  • Emothic
    Emothic
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    work with the government
    I'm going to put, work with the government, as out is the closest thing to a soldier option
    Lord Emothic Von Hellsing of ze Hellsing Family.
    Dragon Knight of the Ebonheart Pact. Xbox One - NA
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