Corpse acquisition specialist cos someone has to get rid of all the dead mobs and keep the necromancers in fresh supply - for a modest fee of course lol
PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
"Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."
Jk.
I probably would be a Professor of some kind. I love my books and I love knowledge *_*!
Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
PC - EU.
Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>
Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.
Join the Dark Brotherhood, do many contracts Over 9000 slaying the souls of Tamriel. Several years later get a contract to kill parents. Take over their estate and laugh.
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
And there like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
In Grahtwood, there's a quest called "Carnival Conundrum". It's one of my favorite quests in the game. I don't know why, really, but the first time I did it two years ago, it stuck with me. It's nothing short of a fetch quest, but I actually enjoyed doing it.
Once I free up Haven, it's the very first quest I do.
So my answer is: I want to be part of the carnival!
More specifically, Vindare's assistant. I like her. No, not that way. She was a self-humbling Altmer who understood why her crate wasn't delivered, but was very Altmer in its design. Plus, her show wasn't that bad.
The other option would be a carnival caravan guard.
Be a proud harem owner.. there are surely lots of fine female types all throughout ESO. Yeah, yeah, I see it coming. Good lord people, have some humor!
I am a hotel manager in real life and I know I would be happy working in a inn, however since this is fictional I would be a bit more adventurous and I'd join the Thieves guild
Lusty maid
- No thanks lol
merchant
- Have you seen how often they get robbed?
pirate or sailor
- Just a target for a quest or a victim
farmer/hunter
- Too many Daedra, Zombie, and raider attacks
sign up for the army!
- And get sent to Cyrodiill? Nope!
work with the government
- Pretty easy job in good environments usually.
adventurer ( watch out for arrows! )
- Even though we keep respawning, dying, over ... and over ... and over ... that HAS to suck!
Join a guild
- I cannot think of one that pays well enough to make up for all of the 'fun' incidents that occur, like having a Daedric Prince screw with your head so much that it comes down to the good conscience of an adventurer to save you from losing yourself...
college of Winterhold Professor
- Did you PLAY that game?!? This job is better than most, but, still, not a great job unless being a member of the Psijic Order is under this one?
forge worker
- No thanks, too much work, too low of pay, and we all know: crafted sets suck in comparison to dropped.
I'll go with Governmental work, and be a banker! BoW doesn't work on them, I'll be in a nice wealthy environment, and have 2-3 guards around to keep an eye on my safebox.