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What's the weirdest thing you ever seen in ESO?
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Kay1✭✭✭✭✭
✭I was in Cyrodiil and suddenly I saw a group of 5 so I tried to aggro them, after 3 minutes of fight they instantly disappeared in front of me, but all of them.
I sent a message to one of them because I was in shock and he told me the group leader changed campaign
K1 The Big Monkey5 -
theher0not✭✭✭✭✭Yesterday I did a quest in auridon where I was tasked to find a scout NPC. She wasn't in the barn where I was supposed to find her, but once I entered the barn I heard some strange moaning sound on repeat.
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MusekininKanchou✭✭✭FoulSnowpaw wrote: »DC horde swarming EP keep in less than 5 minutes.
I played the lute as they came up to the second floor.
Player just waved hi and they all jumped off the keep.
Then I took over the keep inside out after everyone left
You know it's funny. On D-day a bagpipe player marched up and down the beach through gunfire all morning without getting hit. He later went to visit some of the captured and wounded Germans to ask them why nobody shot him. The answer was "I thought you'd lost your mind. I didn't want to shoot a crazy person."3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Two people playing musical instruments at a dolmen, while a naked female orc danced between them. LOL.1 -
MusekininKanchou✭✭✭I once killed about a dozen DC in PVP using an offensive spell. I'd just ported into Chal and heard siege. Ran above the front door and the was a large group sieging. Stacked in really tight with 4 ballista and a ram super close to the door and most of them stacked in tight on the ram. I announced " dozen DC Chal front door 50%." Then put up my shields and prepared to die defending Chal virtually alone. I'd just gotten my Infernal Guardian set and was giving it a test run along with my Vicious Death. The Guardian proc-ed lobbing three mortars right on top of the ram and followed by Vicious Death procs. There were three survivors that weren't stacked right on top of the group and were probably only hit by VD proc. A couple of DK charging at the front door on mounts hit two of them and I jumped down on the third as he was trying to run away. When they were dead I said in zone chat. "Never mind killed them all." All of about 30 seconds between announcements. I think I was as surprised as the DC. Couldn't stop lolling.
That was the day I learned they were going to nerf crit on proc sets.1 -
ScytheNL✭✭✭✭GreenhaloX wrote: »Big buffed hairy Nord dude dressed in female attire running around you while playing the flute and then keeps chasing after you while still playing the damn flute. Ha ha
How? As soon as you move the emote stops
Ingame:
Ezekiel Zakriah, Redguard Nightblade
Xbox One, GT= Scythe NL0 -
Mauin✭✭✭✭How? As soon as you move the emote stops
You used to be able to bug out emotes so that you could move while playing the flute, or play your equipped weapon instead of the flute, or even toss your equipped weapon. That's one bug that I actually miss.
Anyway, I can't recall any strange things I've seen just wandering around, but one of the strangest things that has happened to me personally was in a random normal quite a while ago. I was on my Sap Tank, Siphons-Shadows, and upon porting into the dungeon, I was immediately cornered by the healer (I think?) who was saying that my Argonian was very hunky. That continued for the entire dungeon, and by the end, I was very... Confused.
PC NA CP 1900+
Raid Lead for Eyes of the Queen.Main account:
Sharzee'Rai --- Ruzasha-La
Landalinwe --- Astara Veturius
Taheer Stone-Arm --- Gathilien
Nyralor Fenris --- Siphons-Shadows
Sebastian Stormwind --- Vetherin Tree-Shade
Morvina Vadryon --- Jorvund the Greenshaper
Celina Veturius --- Faulrenor
Celoranion --- Varondel
Dance-of-the-Macabre --- Vashra-jo
Second account:
Bowl-Harvest --- Steele de Monet
Nord Warden Aid Me --- Fifty-Scent
Holy Procamole --- Asneeze at-Sudafed
Ahchoo at-Sudafed --- Asniff at-Sudafed
Piery-Rage --- Hambush Porksbane2 -
Skayaq✭✭✭✭✭a free argonianKazari-Dar, Khajiit Nightblade..........Jarkyr Storm-Blade, Nord Sorcerer .......... Dunric Amedain, Breton Templar
Araniwen, Altmer Sorcerer..................Llirasa Andralu, Dunmer Templar...................Marzug gro-Borgaz, Orc Warden
Calinchel, Bosmer Warden...................Jahrel-Xei, Argonian Nightblade....................Cienri Maraeud, Breton Sorcerer
Inara Savicci, Imperial Templar...................Garoric Attilus, Imperial Dragonknight............ Maevina Tallian, Imperial Nightblade
Ravanni-Ko, Khajiit Dragonknight..........Faevyn Ice-Heart, Nord Warden..........Nazran al-Taneth, Redguard Dragonknight0 -
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✭This, which is probably the only bug that I miss since it got patched
PC - NA @LadyLavina 1800+ CP PvP Tank and PvP Healer15 -
Rinmaethodain✭✭✭✭✭
✭A Khajiit that spoke like normal person because he was raised by orcs and wasn't taught the "Khajiit speech" (Orsinium DLC quest).4 -
Khenarthi✭✭✭✭✭
✭The friendly AD squad that let me quest in peace in Cyrodiil. They even helped me with some bosses in delves!
Note; I am EP af.
A similar thing happened to me, solo questing in Haderus this Saturday morning (PC-EU) there were some 5 or 6 DC in Bruma, as well as a 2 or 3 EP. They did not kill me and let me quest in peace - it was greatly appreciated. If anyone from those groups are reading this - Khajiit thanks you, you guys are awesome
Edit: I was the solo AD templar Khajiit.
Edited by Khenarthi on May 8, 2017 2:26PMPC-EU1 -
Enemy-of-Coldharbour✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭ERP...
Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina
Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
PC/NA - CP 2480+0 -
Lusty✭✭✭Walking into Davon's watch and seeing a train of naked players doing push ups.
Now that was amusing.Where my argonian waifus at?
EP General - 1200+0 -
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✭✭✭✭LadyLavina wrote: »This, which is probably the only bug that I miss since it got patched
What about the famous naked bug?
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Balamoor✭✭✭✭✭
✭In world where vampires and werewolfs are the norm, what could really be odd?
I was visiting audrion and then suddenly these people (roleplayers) greeted my goat with praise then suddenly they all fell over and where dead. That's when his eyes started glowing.
He's cute right?
Never question the goat....I did once and......well it's too horrible to mention.2 -
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✭✭✭✭LadyLavina wrote: »This, which is probably the only bug that I miss since it got patched
@LadyLavina there's an npc in deshaan that still does that xD0 -
xXMichonneXx✭✭✭Was standing up on the DC base in Arena District in IC and much to my surprise a daedric dude somehow teleported up there next to me and another player. Then he was just gone. I asked in area chat if they saw it too, they did. We were like what the heck just happened?XBoxOne NA
910 CP
50 Imperial Stamblade DC
50 Argonian Templar Healer DC
50 Altmer Mag Sorc DC
50 Imperial Stam Templar DC
50 Dunmer Mag DK DC
50 Imperial Stam Sorc DC
50 Nord Stam DK Tank DC
50 Redguard Stam DK DPS DC
50 Altmer Mag Templar DPS DC
50 Imperial Stam Warden DC0 -
Necrelios✭✭✭✭✭Ah geez... so many to choose from.... the weird dragon face guy, the butt drag invisible horse thing, the midair stall / matrix hover thing, I think this one was probably one of the weirdest though:
WARNING: Cat Nudity Involved
Terms & Conditions ["We revoke permission to fictional legal constructs or private/public persons for selling of any private data, censorship, surveillance, personage or conversion as a trespass of law. We prohibit the practice of "procedural law" or corporate statues in place of divine law."]3 -
GwJSVDShark✭✭✭Johngo0036 wrote: »A glowing rabbit,
That's part of a bunny hunting challenge. You have to get 10 bunnies or the glowing one. It's in Eastmarch, southwest, across the river from Fort Amol
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GwJSVDShark✭✭✭Weirdest thing ever, was longing on after an update, and having the game actually work1
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✭DisgracefulMind wrote: »I walked in on two male Khajiits ERPing in a tavern once. Was pretty weird >.>
Rivenspire?1 -
phairdon✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭A dead player suspended in mid air, in Cyrodiil.
An rp group doing their thing in a tavern. One player doing sit ups on a table, surrounded by other players, using the sweep emote.Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)0 -
Keldheir✭✭✭✭Too many weird things to remember. But I found this while going through my collection of screenshots.
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✭✭✭✭starkerealm wrote: »Walked in on a Bosmer ERPer who was insisting that she was actually a Khajiit.
Wait, I remember that.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
Mattock_Romulus✭✭✭✭✭Weirdest thing I've seen lately is a nearly nekkid, mute, bald, eyebrowless quest giver in Mournhold bank.Edited by Mattock_Romulus on May 9, 2017 6:43AM1 -
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My naked, eyebrowless quest-giver was hanging around in the kitchen of the inn in Marbruk. A naked guy. In the kitchen. Near all the food.Mattock_Romulus wrote: »Weirdest thing I've seen lately is a nearly nekkid, mute, bald, eyebrowless quest giver in Mounhold bank.
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