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Bro, do you even IRL?
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So, it's Fredas and time for a silly thread.
I stumbled upon this picture and it got me thinking...
I have a tendency to always look for the best spot to hide from a sniper, or the structure most easily defendable from a zombie attack.
What are your gamer reflexes doing to your brain when out in the real world?
I stumbled upon this picture and it got me thinking...
I have a tendency to always look for the best spot to hide from a sniper, or the structure most easily defendable from a zombie attack.
What are your gamer reflexes doing to your brain when out in the real world?
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✭✭JamieAubrey wrote: »What's this "real world" you speak of ?
It's on steam sale next week. Check it out.7 -
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✭✭✭✭✭JamieAubrey wrote: »What's this "real world" you speak of ?
It's a game that makes Dark Souls look casual"We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect."
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✭✭✭✭✭JamieAubrey wrote: »What's this "real world" you speak of ?
It's on steam sale next week. Check it out.
Any planed DLC or can I buy Money with my gold xD3 -
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✭✭There was a time when walking through a field of Rapeseed I thought I could harvest it all as Kreshweed (looks identical)...PC Master Race
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✭✭JamieAubrey wrote: »JamieAubrey wrote: »What's this "real world" you speak of ?
It's on steam sale next week. Check it out.
Any planed DLC or can I buy Money with my gold xD
The p2w is real27 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Once when I was really tired and on the way to work I went past a field with some blue flowers, and not a word of a lie my brains first thought was I needed to pick the corn flower.
After that I realised I shouldn't really spend until early hours playing ESO.@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
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✭✭Once when I was really tired and on the way to work I went past a field with some blue flowers, and not a word of a lie my brains first thought was I needed to pick the corn flower.
After that I realised I shouldn't really spend until early hours playing ESO.
Need to relog to the farming char anyway...6 -
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Or a retirement home.KochDerDamonen wrote: »
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✭✭✭✭✭My character always runs the content solo...
I see the beautiful and scantily-clad elf girls walking by... I never talk to them. My quest log is already full and I can't afford the requisite build setup.
My current spec and Mundus just aren't well suited to a support role. The divines mock my pain.
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✭I don't think I have ever brought the gaming world into reality...However after all my years of gaming I can tell you that I don't dream..if I do dream I can't ever remember it... I heard someone say once its because you game so much that your brain begins to tell you what is real and what is not so you instantly can tell that your dreams are fake, and you can control "not" to dream.
Here is an article about it that i just found for you guys to check out, I can't be the only one who does this:
https://vanwinkles.com/the-link-between-lucid-dreaming-and-video-games
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blacksghost✭✭✭✭JamieAubrey wrote: »What's this "real world" you speak of ?
Fantastic graphics, crappy gameplay.
The place soul gems do bugger all for resurrection.Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright its not the end.5 -
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Also horrible RNG, very little endgame, and don't even get me started about the grind.JamieAubrey wrote: »What's this "real world" you speak of ?
Fantastic graphics, crappy gameplay.
On a more familiar note, it likes to constantly change the 'rules' too.
@Phinix1 , the only reason I can see you don't have more awesome's (fixing that now) is that people aren't making the connection.My character always runs the content solo...
I see the beautiful and scantily-clad elf girls walking by... I never talk to them. My quest log is already full and I can't afford the requisite build setup.
My current spec and Mundus just aren't well suited to a support role. The divines mock my pain.
Well done, sir!
Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...
Earn it.
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✭✭Once when I was really tired and on the way to work I went past a field with some blue flowers, and not a word of a lie my brains first thought was I needed to pick the corn flower.
After that I realised I shouldn't really spend until early hours playing ESO.
My equivalent... in the pub.... couldn't stop staring at the shelf behind the bar where I was convinced the landlord was a Mage as he had Magicka potions on the shelves!
I think perhaps I had been enjoying the real life magicka potions on offer in the establishment a little long by that stage!
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✭✭Someone help pls.
I grinded so hard to get my health, stamina and carry capasity up last year.
Then I had a break from the game this winter, and now when I went outside again, its gone
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✭✭✭✭✭OrphanHelgen wrote: »Someone help pls.
I grinded so hard to get my health, stamina and carry capasity up last year.
Then I had a break from the game this winter, and now when I went outside again, its gone
Let me guess. No one stole your sweet roll! ;P
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✭✭✭✭blacksghost wrote: »JamieAubrey wrote: »What's this "real world" you speak of ?
Fantastic graphics, crappy gameplay.
The place soul gems do bugger all for resurrection.
NPC lack depth as well.Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 5011 -
theher0not✭✭✭✭✭JamieAubrey wrote: »What's this "real world" you speak of ?
Fantastic graphics, crappy gameplay.
Agree. I hate that if you PvP guards will come and arrest you. And the tutorial is over 18 years long.Edited by theher0not on May 5, 2017 11:06AM18 -
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✭✭JamieAubrey wrote: »What's this "real world" you speak of ?
It's a game that makes Dark Souls look casual
Ha so much truth. Real life is the real expert hardcore difficultyEdited by waterfairy on May 5, 2017 11:09AM1 -
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You can harvest it but only once every yearDRXHarbinger wrote: »There was a time when walking through a field of Rapeseed I thought I could harvest it all as Kreshweed (looks identical)...
Remember starting ESO, came to the moon sugar plantation and was disappointed I could not harvest all the plants.
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.2 -
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An old bug who has not been patched.blacksghost wrote: »JamieAubrey wrote: »What's this "real world" you speak of ?
Fantastic graphics, crappy gameplay.
The place soul gems do bugger all for resurrection.
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.2 -
Volrion✭✭✭✭So, it's Fredas and time for a silly thread.
I stumbled upon this picture and it got me thinking...
I have a tendency to always look for the best spot to hide from a sniper, or the structure most easily defendable from a zombie attack.
What are your gamer reflexes doing to your brain when out in the real world?
I remember riding to work after a 12 hour PVP sesh and out the corner of my eye people would have blue D.C. or yellow A.D. icons on their heads.
Figured it was a good time to step away for a couple of days after that.3 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Once when I was really tired and on the way to work I went past a field with some blue flowers, and not a word of a lie my brains first thought was I needed to pick the corn flower.
After that I realised I shouldn't really spend until early hours playing ESO.
My equivalent... in the pub.... couldn't stop staring at the shelf behind the bar where I was convinced the landlord was a Mage as he had Magicka potions on the shelves!
I think perhaps I had been enjoying the real life magicka potions on offer in the establishment a little long by that stage!
haha, nice.@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."0
