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hehe when u so close to emp then game breaks

raviour
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2 keeps off emp suddenly.... game breaks, and i failed b4 because of load screens, at least i had many emp b4 so i dont really care but wtf zos [SNIp]

[Edited for demands]
Edited by ZOS_JohanaB on May 5, 2017 12:27PM
  • raviour
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    you are lucky i still here tbh zenilax, i trained most people how to pvp in 1.6 onwards, all i get is bs from weirdos n i am the one that gets b.a.n.s.
  • LadyLavina
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    raviour wrote: »
    you are lucky i still here tbh zenilax, i trained most people how to pvp in 1.6 onwards, all i get is bs from weirdos n i am the one that gets b.a.n.s.

    yes because they would suffer so much if you left. The life of the game hinges upon whether you log in or not.


    gtfo
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  • Waffennacht
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    Gd man, you may be a pro at the game, but your grammar needs some serious help
    Gamer tag: DasPanzerKat NA Xbox One
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  • Tasear
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    tsk, tsk it was not meant to be or try again later...
  • Cadbury
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    Am I the only one who thought the OP's name was ravioli?

    Maybe I'm just hungry.
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • JamieAubrey
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    I know I need sleep but I had to re-read that about 10 times
  • Sigtric
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    Am I the only one who thought the OP's name was ravioli?

    Maybe I'm just hungry.

    Do you like meat in your ravioli or just cheese? Or both?

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  • Bouldercleave
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    raviour wrote: »
    you are lucky i still here tbh zenilax, i trained most people how to pvp in 1.6 onwards, all i get is bs from weirdos n i am the one that gets b.a.n.s.


    You trained most people how to PvP? LOL

    You don't lack confidence, I'll give you that.

    Edited by Bouldercleave on May 5, 2017 12:06AM
  • Jurand80
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    5ae.jpg
  • freespirit
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    Speechless !!

    Comon Rav you are better than this :(
    When people say to me........
    "You're going to regret that in the morning"
    I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!
  • Darth_Trumpious
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    ERROR 310
    You have been booted from the server for excessive bragging. Please try again later or contact the support
  • Cadbury
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    Sigtric wrote: »
    Cadbury wrote: »
    Am I the only one who thought the OP's name was ravioli?

    Maybe I'm just hungry.

    Do you like meat in your ravioli or just cheese? Or both?

    Meat. I prefer the classic old-world style.

    chef-boyardee-ravioli-ingredients-decoding-labels.jpg
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Ulfgarde
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    Good.

    Can I have your stuff?
    Very athletic eso player
    PC EU
  • Synfaer
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    bloddy rangits huv sprangled me groat!

  • Enslaved
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    I think I would kill myself if I would be that close to emperorship and fail due to technical difficulties. I was never an emperor, nor I will be :(

    Best rank ever was number 4, on now deleted Ebony Blade.
  • Shadow_Viper_vX
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    Aye, the lag/performance problems that have plagued this game for years need to be addressed/fixed once and for all.
  • playsforfun
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    I don't understand what language this post is, Can anyone translate?
  • XDragonDoomX
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    I don't understand what language this post is, Can anyone translate?

    Must be from 'Zero Wing' - it appears to be the same language as "All your base are belong to us"
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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  • XDragonDoomX
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    raviour wrote: »
    you are lucky i still here tbh zenilax, i trained most people how to pvp in 1.6 onwards, all i get is bs from weirdos n i am the one that gets b.a.n.s.

    LOL... I bet ZoS are just rubbing their hands with glee at such good fortune !
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

  • IxSTALKERxI
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    Tbh being 2 keeps from emperor is easy. Those last 2 keeps are the hardest part. It's quite common to get 4/6 emp keeps and be unable to get the last remaining 2 even without any set backs.

    Also training 'most' people is a bit of an overstatement. Sure you might have helped a lot of people but definitely not most. :p

    Anyways, yeah it's a shame the performance can be inconsistent sometimes. :(
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  • ilander
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    1. Being 2 keeps off emp is hardly close.. the last 2 are generally the hardest to take unless you're nightcapping on the server mentioned in 2.

    2. This most likely took place on Blackwater Blade on EU rather than a "main server" This is supposedly where everyone in the game learned to play due to his skill, leadership and general 1337 capability, rather than how reality actually works where he has some shandy and falls asleep after spending most of the night whispering people rather than actually doing anything to help his faction.

    3. I'm part of "most people" and i don't recall getting any information from the OP that might assist me in any way to be better at the game in any way whatsoever, just some mindless half garbled comments in the zone chat

    5. I recall the OP's perspective on how things work for emperor... it turns out that if he helps siege the last EMP keep without assisting anywhere prior to this during the whole campaign, it is actually him who made this person emperor and we should be thankful for his skill and general all-round assistance mentioned in 2.

    6. In before he gets banned from the forums again by "zos peasants" for inciteful hate speech (littered with sentence structure that my niece was capable of managing not long after she learned to walk.. this is bearing in mind he is from the UK and not somewhere that does not have English classes on the school syllabus)
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  • ilander
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    ERROR 310
    You have been booted from the server for excessive bragging. Please try again later or contact the support

    It is most definitely time they had the LOL button back for comments like this.
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  • raviour
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    ye i was kinda joking in my rage but people rarely get london humour, was still a pain in the butt tho , it's hard enough leading pugs and goin for emp same time.
  • Chuckles87
    We had a surprise midnight maintenance a couple of weeks back where our guy going for emp was on the last keep when it went down
  • Fodore
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    Calm it Rav, you've had it far too many tInes for my liking.
    Before judging a man walk a mile in his shoes.
    After that who cares?
    They're a mile away and you've got their shoes.
  • Tryxus
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    ra ra ra
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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  • Wrekkedd
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    Isn't emp the easiest achievement to get now? So many clueless players with it, just join a guild, farm on haddy and you win. Such a rewarding experience. xD
  • Izaki
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    Sigtric wrote: »
    Cadbury wrote: »
    Am I the only one who thought the OP's name was ravioli?

    Maybe I'm just hungry.

    Do you like meat in your ravioli or just cheese? Or both?

    What kind of a question is that???? The answer is universal!
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  • runa_gate
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    ilander wrote: »
    1. Being 2 keeps off emp is hardly close.. the last 2 are generally the hardest to take unless you're nightcapping on the server mentioned in 2.

    2. This most likely took place on Blackwater Blade on EU rather than a "main server" This is supposedly where everyone in the game learned to play due to his skill, leadership and general 1337 capability, rather than how reality actually works where he has some shandy and falls asleep after spending most of the night whispering people rather than actually doing anything to help his faction.

    3. I'm part of "most people" and i don't recall getting any information from the OP that might assist me in any way to be better at the game in any way whatsoever, just some mindless half garbled comments in the zone chat

    5. I recall the OP's perspective on how things work for emperor... it turns out that if he helps siege the last EMP keep without assisting anywhere prior to this during the whole campaign, it is actually him who made this person emperor and we should be thankful for his skill and general all-round assistance mentioned in 2.

    6. In before he gets banned from the forums again by "zos peasants" for inciteful hate speech (littered with sentence structure that my niece was capable of managing not long after she learned to walk.. this is bearing in mind he is from the UK and not somewhere that does not have English classes on the school syllabus)

    I might be able to read these forums again if there were even a handful of people who had the intelligence to post like this. The foregoing statement is 100% free of sarcasm. That made my day.
  • raviour
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    bring it babies :P just hate when zos mess up emp runs due to stuff like load screens and random crashes, i did actualy train most players that came through blackwater since 1.5 send me ravioli.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCx5Std7mCo
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