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Even the most handsome orc has to face the laws of karma.
Ghettokid
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>Huge party in Orsinium
>Drink few Betnikh twice-spiked ale.
>Meet pretty orc that you get along perfectly and she puts her usertag in your backpack
>She tells you to wait for her in same spot for 2min, while she quickly says hello to friends
>You wait only for 30sec(in dog years) until beautiful redguard comes to you
>She is not fun, not smart, but looks good so you leave with her
>Soon you get bored with this redguard and remmeber the orc you were supposed to wait
>Can't find orc but then you remember the usertag she gave
>Then you realise you accidentally sold the usertag for a merchant
>Pretty orc lives in Orsinium, you live in Auridon and can't visit other places often
>You know you deserved this by leaving with redguard but still:
>Orc is heartbroken
Edited by Ghettokid on July 13, 2017 7:37PM >Drink few Betnikh twice-spiked ale.
>Meet pretty orc that you get along perfectly and she puts her usertag in your backpack
>She tells you to wait for her in same spot for 2min, while she quickly says hello to friends
>You wait only for 30sec(in dog years) until beautiful redguard comes to you
>She is not fun, not smart, but looks good so you leave with her
>Soon you get bored with this redguard and remmeber the orc you were supposed to wait
>Can't find orc but then you remember the usertag she gave
>Then you realise you accidentally sold the usertag for a merchant
>Pretty orc lives in Orsinium, you live in Auridon and can't visit other places often
>You know you deserved this by leaving with redguard but still:
>Orc is heartbroken
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geonsocal✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭aren't the orc folks polygamous???
more the merrier and such...PVP Campaigns Section: Playstation NA and EU (Gray Host) - This Must be the Place2 -
AnnieBeGood✭✭✭✭Aw.
Gulrosa V160 Templar -healer and master crafter
Annie Spaceshifter V160 magica NB - just a thieving assassin, now retired
Katerina - 'Daedric Annie' - V160 Stamina DK - now bank alt, wardrobe mistress
Anni Bee - Vet 160Templar - pvp magica templar - Daedric Lord Slayer
Lily Malone - stam sorc - pve goddess
Rey of Jakku Plain - Vet 160 - magica templar dd
Savanna - magica warden, still learning to play
and several babies...... learning to ride
EU server, pc and All for the Pact
Alith, the best guild in the EU1 -
geonsocal✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭well then...i would say - leave the ladies (no offense to any of our female orc players) alone for a little while...chances are - they aren't going anywhere soon...
maybe get back to basics and focus on what orcs are really good at - making more room for all the other living creatures of tamriel...
i believe - the other orcs will approve...
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✭✭Orcs are hard and strong, not softhearted...Malacath revokes your orc card, you are now a fluffy Khajiit.Edited by waterfairy on May 1, 2017 9:48PM3 -
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✭✭✭✭Definitely the way to NOT get the girlTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis1 -
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✭Orcs are hard and strong, not softhearted...Malacath revokes your orc card, you are now a fluffy Khajiit.
Im funny, I got the looks, but I still need to improve this sensitive side so I made up this sad story, so I can return to Orsinium and get all the pretty orcs by getting them to pity me.
Yes I am maybe orc but Im a real pro using pick up lines. And fists if necessary.
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Gadget4✭✭✭Orcs are hard and strong, not softhearted...Malacath revokes your orc card, you are now a fluffy Khajiit.
Im funny, I got the looks, but I still need to improve this sensitive side so I made up this sad story, so I can return to Orsinium and get all the pretty orcs by getting them to pity me.
Yes I am maybe orc but Im a real pro using pick up lines. And fists if necessary.
You're an Orc .. you have the looks & charm of a rotting swamp donkey
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waterfairy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Orcs are hard and strong, not softhearted...Malacath revokes your orc card, you are now a fluffy Khajiit.
Im funny, I got the looks, but I still need to improve this sensitive side so I made up this sad story, so I can return to Orsinium and get all the pretty orcs by getting them to pity me.
Yes I am maybe orc but Im a real pro using pick up lines. And fists if necessary.
Fluffy khajiit thinks orcs need pity...silly kitty.0
