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Chicken LIcken in ESO
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One day Chicken Licken (aka Chicken Little aka Henny Penny) was walking 1vXing in Cyrodil and ran across a new race called Imperial>
"OH NO!!" Chicken Licken Cried "This is Pay 2 Win and will be the end of ESO.
He came across Turkey Lurkey and said "This new Imperial Race will be the end of ESO, Turkey Lurkey!" Turkey Lurkey immediately logged off and went to the ESO forum to spread the news.
A bit alter he came across a thief and an assassin stealing from law abiding citizens and murdering them all over the place and getting all kinds of loot. The streets were paved with corpses and the Guards didn't do anything because they were easily bribed. "OH NO!!" Chicken Licken screamed, and ran into Ducky Lucky. "Ducky Lucky! These DLC's will be the end of ESO! This is Pay to Win!" Chicken Licken sobbed. Alarmed, Ducky Lucky logged off and wet to the ESO forums to spread the news.
Just a short time later Chicken Licken ran into several enemy players in Cyrodil with 5-piece sets only available in the new paid DLC "OH NO!!" Chicken Licken cried when he ran into Foxy Loxey. "These new OP sets will be the end of ESO! ESO is now Pay to Win!!"
OK, I'm running out of characters - so you just gotta make up your own characters and continue the story for:
Malubeth
SOH sets
1T and level scaling
1T and other assorted changes
Crown Crates
Housing Disappointments
"OH NO!!" Chicken Licken Cried "This is Pay 2 Win and will be the end of ESO.
He came across Turkey Lurkey and said "This new Imperial Race will be the end of ESO, Turkey Lurkey!" Turkey Lurkey immediately logged off and went to the ESO forum to spread the news.
A bit alter he came across a thief and an assassin stealing from law abiding citizens and murdering them all over the place and getting all kinds of loot. The streets were paved with corpses and the Guards didn't do anything because they were easily bribed. "OH NO!!" Chicken Licken screamed, and ran into Ducky Lucky. "Ducky Lucky! These DLC's will be the end of ESO! This is Pay to Win!" Chicken Licken sobbed. Alarmed, Ducky Lucky logged off and wet to the ESO forums to spread the news.
Just a short time later Chicken Licken ran into several enemy players in Cyrodil with 5-piece sets only available in the new paid DLC "OH NO!!" Chicken Licken cried when he ran into Foxy Loxey. "These new OP sets will be the end of ESO! ESO is now Pay to Win!!"
OK, I'm running out of characters - so you just gotta make up your own characters and continue the story for:
Malubeth
SOH sets
1T and level scaling
1T and other assorted changes
Crown Crates
Housing Disappointments
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✭✭✭✭Eventually everyone got sick of Chicken Licken's crap, roasted him, and enjoyed a nice chicken dinnerGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 506 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Judges? We need your final scores.
"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."1 -
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✭AzraelKrieg wrote: »Eventually everyone got sick of Chicken Licken's crap, roasted him, and enjoyed a nice chicken dinner
and that is how boys and girls KFC was invented"By many i am seen as hero...as a savior of the Tamriel i will not stop until every Daedra every evil there is in Tamriel is vanquish by my hands..
However i do this for my own purpose to gain trust of mortals to worship me and to eliminate my competition i will not bend my knee to lead your army to serve you Molag Bal , i will simply just take it from you.."--- Forsaken Sin( Magica Sorc)Arise From Darkness Forsaken SIn
"You have been a loyal High Elf Magica Sorc
Conjure of Darkness, Master of Magic
Killer of Molag Bal and Savior of Ebonheart Pact
Until Dark Brotherhood killed you...
but now..NOW its time to Arise From Darkness once again..."3 -
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No goosey looseyEdited by Kram8ion on April 20, 2017 1:37AMAussie lag is real!1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Who's up for some chicken and waffles?
"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."3 -
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✭@Duiwel:Join ORDER OF SITHIS We're recruiting! PC EU"Dear Brother. I do not spread rumours. I create them..."2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭People just want a cause to rally behind for their nerf rage, because they don't actually have any data yet screaming P2Warden props their arguments up easier.
The sad thing is I am seeing smart players I wouldn't expect it from buying into this trash.@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."0 -
ScytheNL✭✭✭✭Doggy Woggey
Kitty Bitty
Billy Badgy
Horsey Worsey
Rodney Ratty
it's not that hardIngame:
Ezekiel Zakriah, Redguard Nightblade
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✭✭✭✭✭People just want a cause to rally behind for their nerf rage, because they don't actually have any data yet screaming P2Warden props their arguments up easier.
The sad thing is I am seeing smart players I wouldn't expect it from buying into this trash.
People be cray cray, yo."If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."0 -
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I'm just glad I got my rage quit and tantrums out the way last year. Now I can laugh at the drama, debate people, and go enjoy Morrowind on June 7th (I want to say 6th, but with my internet it's unlikely).
@Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
"Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."1 -
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-tAyYaDnak
I should try a chicken and waffle breakfest while I do crafting writs. That actually sounds like a good time.Edited by Takes-No-Prisoner on April 20, 2017 9:36PM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tqj_extNFM
