So today's patch is 1GB in size

raidentenshu_ESO

The first words that came outta my mouth were "HOLY CRAP!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbtUC9oVThg

@ZOS_GinaBruno Why is the patch so large in size? Is this another secret DLC that you have in store for us?

Tarrin

"This patch largely contains a number of bugs fixes for unreleased and future content that is not yet available"

akl77

Wow, we are getting a patch? Nice!

Turelus

The Jester's are getting their jokes in early.

This patch largely contains a number of fixes for unreleased and future content that is not yet available, including things for future in-game holidays and events, so don’t worry!

Messy1

Tarrin wrote: »

"This patch largely contains a number of bugs fixes for unreleased and future content that is not yet available"

Waot, this patch sets up bugs for future content?

raidentenshu_ESO

akl77 wrote: »

Wow, we are getting a patch? Nice!

Should be here

https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/330377/pc-mac-patch-notes-v2-7-10

agegarton

Messy1 wrote: »

Tarrin wrote: »

"This patch largely contains a number of bugs fixes for unreleased and future content that is not yet available"

Waot, this patch sets up bugs for future content?

No...... this is a prescient patch, fixing bugs that have not actually been released yet. By bugs I mean, of course, "features".

Jitterbug

"secret" things are in there!

Pallio

Huge marketing patch, Zo$ needs as much $$ as they can get before everyone leaves, expect anything and everything to be for sale, like a typical commercial "everything must go" because the days are numbered for this game.

ThePaleItalian

Pallio wrote: »

Huge marketing patch, Zo$ needs as much $$ as they can get before everyone leaves, expect anything and everything to be for sale, like a typical commercial "everything must go" because the days are numbered for this game.

*hands you a tin foil hat*

Are you wearing yours right now?

Rhoric

Awwwwwww a few poster who don't know what they are talking about. Do you need your tin foil hats back.

SolidusPrime

I'm sure it's mostly stuff for the Jester event that was announced a long time ago, that will be starting soon.

Turelus

I figured it out guys! From everyone's speculation that we'll now have in game 3rd party advertising the 1gb of data was obviously all the PNG and MOV files for the new advertisements!

Locnaar

After this, I needed a smile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S1fISh-pag

Aquanova

I thought the jester festival was going live today

Kodrac

Tarrin wrote: »

"This patch largely contains a number of bugs fixes for unreleased and future content that is not yet available"

How can they fix things that aren't even in the game yet? If it ain't broke yet don't fix it.

Cadbury

Turelus wrote: »

I figured it out guys! From everyone's speculation that we'll now have in game 3rd party advertising the 1gb of data was obviously all the PNG and MOV files for the new advertisements!

Lies. It's a patch to allow Skynet full access.

Wreuntzylla

Cadbury wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

I figured it out guys! From everyone's speculation that we'll now have in game 3rd party advertising the 1gb of data was obviously all the PNG and MOV files for the new advertisements!

Lies. It's a patch to allow Skynet full access.

Well then, I warmly welcome our Skynet masters, as the download speed of this patch was 40x the fastest speed obtainable from ZoS. .

zaria

ThePaleItalian wrote: »

Pallio wrote: »

Huge marketing patch, Zo$ needs as much $$ as they can get before everyone leaves, expect anything and everything to be for sale, like a typical commercial "everything must go" because the days are numbered for this game.

*hands you a tin foil hat*

Are you wearing yours right now?

No he wears heavy armor and an troll helmet
Spamming light attack with bow.

Turelus

Cadbury wrote: »

Turelus wrote: »

I figured it out guys! From everyone's speculation that we'll now have in game 3rd party advertising the 1gb of data was obviously all the PNG and MOV files for the new advertisements!

Lies. It's a patch to allow Skynet full access.

As much as I hate to mock ZOS, I have to with this one.

If ZOS are the programmers of Skynet, I fully understand why it goes berserk.

zaria

SolidusPrime wrote: »

I'm sure it's mostly stuff for the Jester event that was announced a long time ago, that will be starting soon.

Yes, that is an obvious one, updates for the jester event who has been done a long time ago.